D&D Court: Goats, Rogues, and Shark Farts

My dog has audibly farted herself awake

just a little bawn

I love how fired up Jake gets about the definition of Hedge.

Nick Lerche

My pug and pekingese both noisy fart! Sometimes they’re silent, sometimes they’re high-pitched squeaks, sometimes they’re full-blown rips.

MacKenzie Tobias

The one about the younger sister actually got me teary eyed, new dm here and luckily my players praise me constantly and I feel happy with how I run my campaign even though I was crazy nervous going in I couldn’t imagine still going if I hadn’t gotten the initial praise I did for my DMing She deserves the world hope she realizes how hard of a task it is and she has proven herself several times over from what I’ve heard

Dylan Miller

Yea they could've flavored it as the Rogue pulling a fakeout and throwing a stone to make their pursuer think they ran to a different hiding place

scarlet

Okay but that intro slaps

I love the intro but its so long

Jaydon

On the dogs farting thing. You all are mistaken. Most dogs fart silently but not all. My parents pit/boxer mix has loud farts that sound like a human fart

Tyler Weikel

I actually also have a case involving a shark I've been hoping to write in about

Alec Guerin

It’s funny with the rogue and the shrub thing cause that is exactly what Murph does as Riz during the “football” fight in fantasy high

Rob T

Yes! My dog farts all the time and they're usually loud.

I'd like to weigh in. My dog audibly farts every morning when he stretches after waking up. Not a chonky boy either. Rather lean

Oliver Jasper

I have 100% heard my dog fart!

Emily

Anybody else sort of picture the crit justice’s as evil wizards following the punishment they come up with?

Reagan Nettles

I specifically told my players at the beginning of our campaign that you if you want to continue to get the bonus from Hide you need to hide in a new spot unless you didn't attack or do something obvious

I hope heartedly disagree with Murph and Caldwell's arguments on the repeated Hide ruling. The writing of the Hiding rule states only an ACTIVE perception (EG the singular target he is shooting using their action to make a perception check) can discern your location unless you shout something. If you cannot see the person shooting you, they get advantage, and hiding behind anything no matter how many times in succession, makes you unable to see that person, hiding extends that until a shot is fired or sound is made. Hide is 90% a rogue utility, and they need all the help they can get. Use rules as boring/wrong&punishing for your full casters or your min maxed Battle Master fighters, not your poor roguey bois. PS love everyone that read this opinion of mine, regardless of if you agree or not! Lol.

Michael Coggins