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Mixed Bag of Holding: Dungeons & Dragons 80s Cartoon

The Band of Boobs and the Direct Messenger watch and review the first episode of the Dungeons & Dragons cartoon series from the 80s! We talk about the INSANE opening sequence involving an enchanted roller coaster, their little unicorn buddy, and Emily's new obsession with winning a portable grill in a grocery store Monopoly game.  

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I just found licensed action figures for the characters of this show at Walmart in the clearance aisle which blew my mind Did not buy them and don't want to buy apparently other people don't want to either haha

Slappy Dave

I've had Hallelujah stuck in my head for 4 days after listening to this again

Connor

I’m with Jake on this. You have a constant profit coming in with having to manufacture the grills

Baggin_Black42

Think of the environmental impact! #teammillionaire

Sean Zenitram

1man2hands, 5 million comments. why do you flood the comment section instead of just editing comments you've already made? seems uncouth

Summer Tribe

I don't know why but I did the maths based on a small grill o found online and 1 billion grills stacked end to would wrap around the earth almost six time and could reach more than half way to the moon

yugusmedugus

I certainly agree with murph about going into the wheel of time.

Nesve Fowl

I forgot that this was the grill episode 😂

Kat

How do you talk about grills so long

Spam gaming the not so skilled gamer (thanks jake)

Wait, is this the first draft of the Obsidian voice?

Maia Costea

Yes Jake hit the grillionaire reference I'd been thinking the whole time

1man2hands

I thought she was gonna say the BIRD in Mulan

1man2hands

Uni sounds like it was Snarf. Including Caldwell's impression even

1man2hands

God they talk about GoT so much

1man2hands

Wait is this the ACROBAT one? Are they gonna mention acrobat

1man2hands

What I took from this is Emily is totally batshit crazy, but in an endearing way. I'm also team million dollars.

Dave Johnson

Grillionaire is so good.

popcorncolonel

I upped my tier purely to hear this Grillionaire stuff. 100% worth it.

William

#TeamGrillion for sure! Also I can’t believe you didn’t mention the line “I don’t ride anything that gives milk”😂 (I love you guys so much!!!!! You make my week! ❤️)

yo!! avid D&D player here. Its based on D&D 2E. There was Acrobat which was a thief subclass. In second edition. Now as for "merlin" in D&D, he was more Elminster was the merlin of the D&D but if they used Elminster no one would really connect with the character. as were if they used Merlin then they could have people make the connection to the fact he was a powerful wizard.

Rebecca Reeg

That’s right and I have an in with Copenhagen!

billion grills for sure

Eric and Andrea Benoit

Billion grills all day. If someone picks a million dollars I would love to borrow some to help start up construction of GRILL CITY, THE FIRST TOWN EVER MADE OF PORTABLE GRILLS

Lucas Lindholm

You'd have to get Amir in on the billion grills, he has an in with the guy who does Sys Ops for Maersk!

Thomas Friedlander

How in the WORLD was this a single episode?? The plot you described was even more involved than the Warcraft movie!

Rose Turck

Me: please be the shitty one for my childhood please be the shitty one for my childhood Emily: 5 frames of them on a rollercoaster Me: FUCK YES THAT MUST'VE BEEN MISERABLE TO WATCH

TheNoodleDoodler

The money, absolutely the money! Hahaha

Emily

I’m loving Jake as the Billy MacFarland of the portable grill industry

Beth

I'd take the money over the grills

Diana

grills

Dorothy

They were Battleforce Angels from Guildmaster's Guide to Ravnica!

Not Another D&D Podcast

I think it was Emily's laugh, but she sounded like a seagull, so I guess we now know her bird.

I’m with Jake. Billion grills all the way

Will Brannon

I would pick the Star Wars universe (pre-Disney). I would be a neutral force user, using Jedi mind tricks to sell the billion portable grills. The Empire would have a grill in every room on every star destroyer and Death Star.

I’d also be a Grillionaire just because it sounds more impressive than a millionaire.

Kris Barnes

Oh my god. I nearly pissed myself laughing during the discussion of how Jake would easily sell a billion grills. I was having a really tough week and god this made it so much better.

Kris Barnes

1 billion grills, sell 1 million grills to major retail outlets, buy a small fleet of ice cream trucks, retrofit into food trucks, boom first chain of food trucks, then franchise out. Ezpz

MiloSassafras

Need to know what model grill to make an informed decision...#teamdollargrills

Gabe Hernandez

Deffo Team million! May assist Jake the grillionaire with a spreasheet or two.

Jeffrey Steck, Lord of the Fjord

I love mixed bag. Keep the 8 bit book club dream alive

Will Brannon

This was absolutely INSANE I don't know if I've ever laughed this hard in my life

Kestrel

Murphs a fucking finch

jacket22

1.) Murph, you are such a hawk. 2.) What NPC were the "Angels" you used? Homebrew or something else?

All Pulp! No Juice!

The hiatus is still kind of over!! 8 bit book club is still kind of back its just not about video game books and Jake's here. Which is good.

jacket22

I literally found this and watched it after I 1st started listening to your podcast! 😂 This is going to be a GREAT mixed bag! Looks like my Thursday Night is going to be completely filled with the Band of Boobs!!!

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