December Bonus Suggestion Thread: christmastacular!!
Added 2024-12-02 16:25:16 +0000 UTCHey folks couple things:
1. We're aware the november bonus episode didn't drop but we recorded it and will be releasing it soon so you'll get your sweet sweet november bonus fix
2. Were doing terrible CHRISTMAS movies for the december bonus so hit us with your worst christmas films (bonus points if they're not christian cause we're probably gonna do the christian ones on the main feed.)
Thanks
Comments
If you’re looking for a Christmas movie that will confirm you’re belief that thier is no God, then may I suggest Silent Night Deadly Night 4: The Initiation
Irregular History Buff
2024-12-26 21:18:15 +0000 UTCFred Clause. It features Ludacris AND a cameo by Frank Stallone.
Lord Lotech
2024-12-15 00:06:15 +0000 UTCRescue Santa - four words: Dwayne. The Rock. Johnson.
Amy Kennedy
2024-12-13 18:08:37 +0000 UTCI like to make them earn it! Lol
Snow__13
2024-12-06 23:53:53 +0000 UTCEverything but a plot!
Deadeye Nick
2024-12-06 23:39:35 +0000 UTCTrying to sneak a good movie in there
Deadeye Nick
2024-12-06 23:37:26 +0000 UTCI need to go back for another listen! Tis the season
CarrieBoo
2024-12-06 02:38:23 +0000 UTCI’m going with Christmas with the Kranks…we need a roasting of Tim Allen
Nolan B.
2024-12-06 02:28:53 +0000 UTCJingle All the Way is one of their best releases! I’ve listened to it multiple times now.
Nolan B.
2024-12-06 02:26:13 +0000 UTCA Very Corgi Christmas.
Antonio A Barroso
2024-12-05 01:16:33 +0000 UTCMixed Nuts
TheEthicalJerk
2024-12-04 20:14:11 +0000 UTCThere's a movie called The Nutcracker Massacre. I haven't watched it yet, but it looks awful and thought it's existence should be known.
Kenneth Hannan
2024-12-04 03:59:14 +0000 UTCNetflix’s a christmas prince
nonnero667
2024-12-03 17:18:38 +0000 UTCThat's SNDN 3, if anyone else cares.
Kenneth Hannan
2024-12-03 16:43:46 +0000 UTCAny Silent Night Deadly Night sequel. Number 4 has Clint Howard, but might not be a true Christmas movie. Number 5 has Mickey Rooney making killer toys.
Kenneth Hannan
2024-12-03 16:41:12 +0000 UTCChristmas Island
Susan Endres
2024-12-03 16:28:13 +0000 UTCBatman Returns 1992. It's a Christmas movie!
Peter Kyrouac
2024-12-03 03:10:51 +0000 UTCOoohhh what a hangover!
Henry Arndt
2024-12-03 01:37:29 +0000 UTC"here goes the children's money again!"
Vausch Abendroth
2024-12-03 00:37:20 +0000 UTCNetflix has a Christmas stripper movie called "Merry Gentlemen".
marissa haire
2024-12-03 00:15:04 +0000 UTCThat's why they need to watch it!
tsukiouji
2024-12-02 22:56:29 +0000 UTC"Be normal!"
Vausch Abendroth
2024-12-02 22:33:22 +0000 UTCChristmas in New York. It's an animated Italian/north Korean collaboration and apparently The Avengers of a cinematic universe they'd been putting together since The Legend of the Titanic.
Vausch Abendroth
2024-12-02 22:32:45 +0000 UTCSanta clause, any of the movies. They’re all just.. creepy bad but in a more subtle way.
donald mahan
2024-12-02 22:21:46 +0000 UTCAnd a child puts out a hit on Santa. I love that awful thing
donald mahan
2024-12-02 22:19:44 +0000 UTCI don't know who told that man he was hot but he is not. 😂 I kept waiting for another snowman turned real man to show up because surely this isn't the Hot Frosty.
Margaret H Winnike
2024-12-02 21:34:38 +0000 UTCI don't think so. It has Kevin spaceve
Snow__13
2024-12-02 21:29:35 +0000 UTCViolent Night is a great movie
Matt
2024-12-02 21:14:55 +0000 UTCWasn’t that the one with Elizabeth Hurley?
Matt
2024-12-02 21:14:31 +0000 UTCtwo solid ones: -The Christmas Tree, a crappy animated TV special with one of the funniest antagonists I've ever seen -Holiday in Handcuffs, a rom-com where a lady kidnaps a man and takes him to Christmas dinner with her family. I'm serious. their meetcute is a gunpoint kidnapping.
MoonRiver
2024-12-02 20:52:46 +0000 UTCWinter’s Tale is made for GAM. Russel Crowe is a “faithful servant of Lucifer”
Mark H
2024-12-02 20:24:05 +0000 UTCOkay, but you have to admit that sounds awesome, right?
Mark H
2024-12-02 20:11:59 +0000 UTCThe ref! With Denise Leary
Snow__13
2024-12-02 19:36:39 +0000 UTCI was thinking about this one too
Snow__13
2024-12-02 19:36:14 +0000 UTCHomeless for the holidays
Meri
2024-12-02 19:11:18 +0000 UTCOh, okay. Thanks. I’ll have to go through the back catalog. :D
WelcomeToFalse
2024-12-02 19:04:05 +0000 UTCIf they come for you for that, they'll be after me too. I hate that movie.
DataAngel
2024-12-02 19:01:58 +0000 UTCChristmas Shoes was a fairly early episode
DataAngel
2024-12-02 19:00:15 +0000 UTCOr how much lower Dudley Moore’s career could’ve sunk
Ed “Short Arms” Marcus
2024-12-02 18:49:22 +0000 UTCI already suggested it lol
Ed “Short Arms” Marcus
2024-12-02 18:48:37 +0000 UTCNot gonna lie, but I’m legit hoping we’ll get Miss Velma in the main show. There’s Jesus stuff in it so it’d fit the main show
WolfWizard
2024-12-02 18:47:00 +0000 UTCSanta and the Ice Cream Bunny. Shitty kids movie that has Santa riding in a fire truck with a creepy rabbit. Then it suddenly becomes a film version of Thumbelina or Jack and the Beanstalk, depending on the cut (might be a good idea to do both)
WolfWizard
2024-12-02 18:44:34 +0000 UTCThey did that a couple of years ago
WolfWizard
2024-12-02 18:41:22 +0000 UTCA discussion needs to be had about what the f John Lithgow is doing to that cigar.
Michael Colon
2024-12-02 18:35:02 +0000 UTC1994's Trapped In Paradise. Dana Carvey and Jon Lovitz clowning as hard as they can and it makes everything worse.
perminal
2024-12-02 18:19:57 +0000 UTCI humbly suggest “Winter’s Tale”. It’s a vaguely holiday themed fantasy/romance that’s beautifully shot and absolutely bat-shit! It starts in the 1920s and has a 90 YEAR time jump. Russell Crowe plays a demon gangster and Will Smith makes a cameo as the devil! There’s too much to get into here, but believe me… it’s bonkers.
Kaleb Keefe
2024-12-02 18:17:21 +0000 UTCSeconded
CassieD
2024-12-02 18:00:07 +0000 UTCSanta Claus Conquers the Martians has a world-class shitty robot suit and an EVEN WORSE polar bear costume.
Timothy Lehnerer
2024-12-02 17:57:30 +0000 UTCThere’s Something In The Barn. Christmas comedy horror set in Norway using the “bumbling American family abroad” trope. Firstly, it’s awful. Secondly, Eli would get to do Norwegian accents. Thirdly, all us Scandinavian listeners would be overjoyed to hear the cast’s take on our Christmas traditions.
Morten Worsøe Schoubye
2024-12-02 17:47:37 +0000 UTCThanks! I'll check it out!
Martin Fried
2024-12-02 17:46:54 +0000 UTCI’m sure there’s a Madea Christmas movie, but that’s probably Christian enough, for the main feed.
WelcomeToFalse
2024-12-02 17:38:38 +0000 UTCThat is a truly godawful choice.
Michael Hardy
2024-12-02 17:38:30 +0000 UTCThe Best Christmas Pageant Ever. 2024
Douglas JM
2024-12-02 17:36:41 +0000 UTCViolent Night
Gregory F Ladle
2024-12-02 17:36:02 +0000 UTC+1 for Christmas Shoes. For those not familiar, God gives a kid's mom cancer just so a writer will be less cynical about Christmas. For a condensed version, check out Patton Oswalt's stand-up bit animated on Youtube.
TBoneSF
2024-12-02 17:35:07 +0000 UTCLiterally anything that doesn't make me think about the election or American politics whatsoever 😭
Blue Gemini
2024-12-02 17:33:10 +0000 UTC“The Night They Saved Christmas”. Really bad 80s movie with Art Carney as Santa.
angrymacface
2024-12-02 17:25:30 +0000 UTCIf not Hot Frosty than Red One
Rachel J Larris
2024-12-02 17:15:18 +0000 UTC"Santa Clause: the Movie" Dear Awful God, it's pretty much a Christian movie masking as a secular movie. You can click off so many slots of the bingo card. One being the dickensian representation of the unhoused even though it takes place in the 80s. Also... John Lithgow's cigar work... wtf...
Michael Colon
2024-12-02 17:14:37 +0000 UTCHot Frosty, hands down the "it" movie of the year we're all mocking.
Rachel J Larris
2024-12-02 17:14:30 +0000 UTCThirded! I read a review of it and it sounds bonkers. Plus there's man candy for Eli.
That Black Girl
2024-12-02 17:13:26 +0000 UTCLarry the Cable Guy in Jingle All the Way 2. 3.8 imdb.
Brett Cocker
2024-12-02 17:13:21 +0000 UTCOh! Reindeer Games. Obviously. It's got everything: Christmas 'Splosions Dumb twists Ben Affleck Ashton Kutcher Charlize Theron...
G. T. Blackwell
2024-12-02 17:12:50 +0000 UTCPlease oh please on Netflix Hot Frosty or Merry Gentlemen OR Dear Santa with Jack Black that leaves so many questions and even my kids were pissed about the ending
Kristin
2024-12-02 17:11:49 +0000 UTCI have a list. Check it twice, if you really hate yourself. The Ref, Christmas With The Kranks, Santa’s Slay, The Christmas That Almost Wasn’t, any Home Alone after the 2nd (though it does have plenty of riffing fodder), any version of Jack Frost, The Santa Clause, Christmas Shoes
WelcomeToFalse
2024-12-02 17:03:40 +0000 UTCSanta Claus - the movie !
Ed “Short Arms” Marcus
2024-12-02 17:03:38 +0000 UTCHot Frosty!!!
Chelsy Theriault
2024-12-02 16:56:29 +0000 UTCThe Fat Man. The movie where Mel Gibson plays Black Ops Santa
I Fight Horny Patron Names
2024-12-02 16:55:19 +0000 UTCMaybe it’s just me but 4 christmases was insufferable, family put it on after thanksgiving this year.
Kain
2024-12-02 16:54:20 +0000 UTCI found it listed in SA episode 93 from 11/2014. My feed only goes back to 5/2015 🫤
Peter Paugh
2024-12-02 16:51:57 +0000 UTCSilent Night by John Woo
Miss Maeko
2024-12-02 16:48:58 +0000 UTCHad to look it up myself, I was like "I thought they did that...." They have been around long enough for me to forget that.
Nicholas Monter
2024-12-02 16:48:24 +0000 UTCHome Alone 2 was pretty good
tsukiouji
2024-12-02 16:47:55 +0000 UTCSanta and the Ice Cream Bunny, and Christmas with the Kranks are both truly awful. Especially the former
GenmuLVLX
2024-12-02 16:47:48 +0000 UTCThey covered that back when GAM was a segment on Scathing Athiest
GenmuLVLX
2024-12-02 16:47:06 +0000 UTCI forgot about Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer. I thought it was more good than good-bad, but it can still be riffed.
Nicholas Monter
2024-12-02 16:47:03 +0000 UTCRare Exports. An army of naked Santas running through the snow towards a village.
tsukiouji
2024-12-02 16:47:02 +0000 UTCI already watched and forgot about Hot Frosty until this very moment....so here's another vote for that.
CarrieBoo
2024-12-02 16:46:41 +0000 UTCNot Christmas, but Adam Sandler's Eight Crazy Nights could work
Kroll the Swolbold
2024-12-02 16:46:32 +0000 UTCI don't recall them ever doing 'Saving Christmas' and I don't see it in the episode list. It is after all the basis for the GAM cover art. For a secular choice, Christmas with the Kranks.
Peter Paugh
2024-12-02 16:45:43 +0000 UTCDeck The Heart. It's on Tubi and it's amazingly bad.
Venkman's Assistant
2024-12-02 16:43:48 +0000 UTCWait, is Lacey Chambert a xtian or does she just take any work she can get? She was a voice actor on Shimmer and Shine, which my kids adored when they were young.
Vincent Jorgensen
2024-12-02 16:42:29 +0000 UTC-Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer -Hot Frosty -Holiday Touchdown: A Chiefs Love Story -Christmas With The Kranks -Any Home Alone sequel -Grumpy Cat’s Worst Christmas -Miss Velma’s Christmas In America
Ryan Conway
2024-12-02 16:42:23 +0000 UTCDie Hard 2? But a less controversial take is Santa Claus: The Movie with John Lithgow. There is also, "A Talking Cat!?" Christmas version called: Santa's Summer House.
Nicholas Monter
2024-12-02 16:42:08 +0000 UTCI'll Be Home for Christmas with Jonathan Taylor Thomas.
Thais
2024-12-02 16:41:40 +0000 UTCAwesome. Memory jogged. Thx.
CarrieBoo
2024-12-02 16:41:14 +0000 UTCThat was GAM Bonus episode 8
Peter Paugh
2024-12-02 16:40:59 +0000 UTCJingle All the Way was GAM Bonus episode 42
Peter Paugh
2024-12-02 16:40:19 +0000 UTCHot Frosty was terrible. Not even Charles Boyle and Doug Judy could save it.
CarrieBoo
2024-12-02 16:40:14 +0000 UTCHave you not done Jingle All The Way? Or go to the theaters for RedOne...someone needs to watch that movie for me.
CarrieBoo
2024-12-02 16:38:45 +0000 UTCEither the third or fourth 'Silent Night, Deadly Night'. It'll be the one where a mad scientist brings a psychopathic Santa back from the dead, following Santa's brains being blown out in the previous movie. Santa now does his killing spree with an up turned goldfish bowl on his head.
HidariMak
2024-12-02 16:37:50 +0000 UTCSilent night deadly night
Kevin McGonigle
2024-12-02 16:36:53 +0000 UTCIf it's not Hot Frosty, anything with Tim Allen.
Kevin
2024-12-02 16:34:51 +0000 UTCChristmas in the Spotlight. It's a dramatization of Taylor Swift's relationship with Travis Kelce if Swift had no personal flaws and Kelce was Rob Gronkowski and a WR.
Samuel Machi
2024-12-02 16:34:38 +0000 UTCHundreds of Beavers. Not Christmas-specific but winter. It’s also not bad, it’s genius. But it is deeply weird.
Michael Hardy
2024-12-02 16:34:07 +0000 UTCI want to see this one done just so I can hear the gang tear into Tim "My daughter told me she's an atheist so I told her there must be a God for her to not believe in and she was speechless!" Allen.
Justin S.
2024-12-02 16:33:29 +0000 UTCStar Wars: Holiday Special!
Martin Fried
2024-12-02 16:32:45 +0000 UTCI'm sure I have said this before but Santa Claus The Movie from the 80s is amazingly bad.
One I'd Nick
2024-12-02 16:32:09 +0000 UTCJack Frost either Michael Keaton family flick or the shitty horror flick.
Quartermaster Jacob Thorn
2024-12-02 16:31:53 +0000 UTCMy boss's wife is producing a movie that'll be ready for you guys next year ... It's horrendous
Bunnywithaswitchblade
2024-12-02 16:31:51 +0000 UTCGrumpy Cat's Worst Christmas Ever. Knowing the story behind how that cat was exploited, and how the family were unrepentably ableist until they realized that it would cost them their gravy train, adds to the ambience
VapeQueen
2024-12-02 16:30:33 +0000 UTCWorst Christmas Pageant Ever is definitely worth considering for the main feed. It tries to be A Christmas Story as done by Pureflicks and fails on both counts.
Robert Fischer
2024-12-02 16:29:17 +0000 UTCI second this.
Wojciech Kaczkowski
2024-12-02 16:29:11 +0000 UTCA Christmas Story. I don't care that it's everyone's favorite movie, it's not good.
A.J.
2024-12-02 16:28:58 +0000 UTCRankin Bass Christmas specials, but the more obscure ones like Nestor the Long-Eared Christmas Donkey or The Leprechauns' Christmas Gold
Khristle
2024-12-02 16:28:43 +0000 UTCChristmas with the Kranks
Tsukiwolf42
2024-12-02 16:28:20 +0000 UTCThe new Netflix movie Hot Frosty was absolutely terrible but perfect for a GAM bonus episode. It also features Lacey Chabert from Christian Mingle. 😂
Margaret H Winnike
2024-12-02 16:27:59 +0000 UTCYou should do Home Alone 3. I loved it as a kid and it absolutely does not hold up
The Void30
2024-12-02 16:27:58 +0000 UTCAlso…Christmas with the Kranks
Laura Lusby
2024-12-02 16:27:43 +0000 UTCI just saw Red One and can confirm that it is both very bad and has some real jingly keys.
Diana
2024-12-02 16:27:28 +0000 UTCHot frosty. It’s so stupid.
Saxon Freiner- O’Quin
2024-12-02 16:27:25 +0000 UTCChristmas with the Kranks
Joshua Talbert
2024-12-02 16:27:18 +0000 UTCElf Man!
Laura Lusby
2024-12-02 16:27:14 +0000 UTCA Christmas Tree. Unbelievably bad animated movie!
Henry Arndt
2024-12-02 16:26:57 +0000 UTC
