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GAM 476: The Clot

Featuring Katie and Allen from the Werewolf Ambulance podcast!

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I mean, I use a metal container, so hopefully it doesn't get microplastics—at least not as many.

Markus D

It also gets microplastics. But I suffer from disorganization and would rather have the backup water

Off-label Botanist

I don't KEEP water in my car, like constantly, but if I'm driving around to a few places or driving somewhere further away, I'll bring water with me. I can't imagine drinking water that I've just left in the car for like, a day or something. Stagnant water starts to taste bad.

Markus D

I mean like WAY back, when it was invented in the 1880s kind of "old days".

Markus D

I was around in the old days. Candy corn always sucked.

Deadeye Nick

I can't wait for COCAINE BEAR VERSUS METHGATOR (Guest starring PCP Tiger)

Kiwi Satan

But it's GOOD shitty butterscotch, in my not at all humble opinion

Nettle-Sentinal

It's like... fake butterscotch then. Maybe in the old days, candy corn was good, but it's not been especially good in my lifetime.

Markus D

CANDY CORN IS BUTTERSCOTCH YOU HEATHENS

Nettle-Sentinal

Best thing was tubi now wants me to watch...METHGATOR!!! Crap sci-fi is my first and lasting love.

Deadeye Nick

Maybe for a bonus episode: Under The Rainbow Loved it as a kid (little people, slapstick, slightly naughty!!) so I was excited to find it on Bezos-zon. Did NOT hold up. I think you can have some fun with it! Love, respect, and tolerating Eli, Rev. Paleotectonics

Reverend Paleo

Every time Heath makes a reference to his new parental status I just want PIAT to know I heard him saying “I have a bit of an unofficial stepdad situation…” (and Noah explaining what my girlfriend’s kid means)

Rachel J Larris

Best worst stretch pants

Kyle Elser

Best worst post its!

Kyle Elser

Watching this on Tubi, b4 I listen to the episode. I try to watch anything I can without paying 💰 . How bad was this movie? Well, if you liked the acting skills of Vultures of Horror, and Cries of the Unborn but need more wheelchair footage, you will love this movie.

Kyle Elser

In college, I was a docent for the St John’s Bible, an illuminated bible. I got to travel for it once and stayed at a monastery

Zach Van Stanley

Yes we love Katie and Allen!!!!!

Charles Loelius

(I keep water in my car)

Off-label Botanist

The waiter tripping every time sounds like "Dinner for One". A super popular English stage comedy turned New Years tradition in Germany. I wonder if it's also popular in Ghana

JDK

You guys should do the movie Malignant for the bonus episode. It somehow has to dumbiest twist in horror but absolutely nails the execution

Kevin McGonigle

I won't pick a side on this issue.

Taru Tikkanen

I think they got a bit of mixed messaging in this movie. "Save babies" is a lot less compelling after a movie about how a baby is a spiteful murderer. They didn't play a pro-life ad right after Rosemary's Baby for a reason.

Uriah Jackson

Okay, so does this mean Vultures of Horror 6 is back on the table?

Stansky

now that is a punk band name if i heard one

Markus Nävergård

Yeah, like... I don't TRY to hate it, I just always expect it to be better than it is, which is too sweet and not tasting of anything particularly good. I'd rather eat plain sugar, because at least that doesn't have a weird lingering taste.

Markus D

Fun fact: The official language of Ghana is English.

Kate Hadley

My husband says VENGEFUL FETUS is the name of our new band

Laura Lusby

Aaaaahhh!! The MASH game reference! 😄

Rachel Manente

I have questions about this film. I don’t think there are any answers. I didn’t think the idiot that wrote it has an idea, the actors have even less of a clue what is going on.

Andrew Gibson

I watched it, and listen to the podcast. I still have no idea what this movie is.

Andrew Gibson

As someone who has worked in a university library, "POST IT NOTES!" would not be the weirdest response I ever got when needing to ask someone "are you okay?"

Sparrow

Just finished this week's werewolf ambulance & then this starts and Katy & Alan are here! 😍😍😍

One I'd Nick

1:13:40 - Maybe Neil Breen hacked into her secret account and exposed all her secrets and corruption? Leaving her no choice but to commit suicide?

101001101

“Candy Corn’s Deceit” A haiku by Kunoku Candy corn beckons, Bright colors, but waxy lies— Just regret lingers.

Kunoku The Proto

I had the exact same intro experience.

Kunoku The Proto

I'm worried about listening to this one. The title alone and what it might be kicks up my gag reflex.

B. King

Except Allen is blaspheming Candy Corn M&M's.

Jay Voigt

Candy Corn M&M's are fucking delicious!

Jay Voigt

I think candy corn is supposed to be honey flavoured, but it mostly tastes of disappointment.

Cass

what even is this movie

Markus Nävergård

I literally thought Heath wasn’t gonna be in the episode for a second until I heard him squeal in the intro

Adrian Black

You have all lost your minds. Obviously the best part of the candy corn is the white tip.

Chihuahua Apologist

YAYAYAYAY KATIE + ALLEN YAYAYAYAY

Andypie

Yay, Katie and Allen are back!

Taru Tikkanen


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