GAM Bonus 092: Anaconda
Added 2024-07-02 19:31:47 +0000 UTCSorry to keep you waiting for this one...
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i feel ya. I used to listen to iced earth. then i saw their front man was in Jan 6 and,yep there goes all your songs.
Markus Nävergård
2025-01-09 20:23:55 +0000 UTCI'm conflicted. Being about 2 or 3 years older than Noah, Cecil, or Tom, I grew up on a lot of 80s rap music, including N.W.A./ Ice Cube. Now that Mr. Cube has gone all anti-vax and kicked it with Tucker Carlson I struggle to keep his shit in my Spotify playlists, much less listen to any of it. Seriously - fuck that guy.
BT Dubs
2024-08-06 17:11:45 +0000 UTCwhere you in this movie? you have to tell us, it´s like being a cop
Markus Nävergård
2024-08-06 16:12:34 +0000 UTCI am overcommitted on podcasts, and so I’m way behind on normal GAMs, but I always make sure to listen to the bonus eps. So good.
Greg Brooks
2024-07-28 21:44:08 +0000 UTCYou know, if christians can try to dress up churches as schools, why can't we open schools masquerading as churches?
Kristine VanRaalte
2024-07-18 08:53:21 +0000 UTCEli, would you consider coming to a kid's 20th bday party as Lightning McQueen? I would love to prank my son that way!!
Kristine VanRaalte
2024-07-18 06:43:54 +0000 UTCIce Cube has a history of not eating pork. It's a part-Islam part Samuel L Jackson in Pulp Fiction
Bradley Gilbert
2024-07-17 17:33:54 +0000 UTCSir David Attenborough, also known as Great Grandad to half the houses in the UK, was a naturalist and zoologist by training, and wildlife film presenter by occupation. Since 1954 he has been going all over the world to see the wildlife in their natural habitat and presenting on this. He is the greatest broadcaster of all time. You must see him with the gorilla's if you can.
Michael Champion
2024-07-08 07:31:37 +0000 UTCHow did toy not know this, I guess he's only been doing it since 1954!
Michael Champion
2024-07-08 07:24:43 +0000 UTCHis brother played John hammond in jurassic park
Markus Nävergård
2024-07-06 20:45:03 +0000 UTCOMG, now I love him even more! I want him to walk with me all day and do a running commentary on my life…… especially when I am being a nurse in the hospital!
Angela Earle
2024-07-06 20:11:12 +0000 UTCThanks ! I thought they were referring to Michael J Straczynski & Babylon 5 back when special effects were not the best but is a great sci-fi series. The movie Strawinsky is horrifying, worse than the last claymation movie they reviewed.
Ana Aguilera
2024-07-06 13:05:16 +0000 UTCDanny Trejo did a Random Roles interview with the Onion A/V Club and turned out to know the most about the Amazon River out of anyone in the cast or crew because of his grade school teacher doing a really in-depth unit on the Amazon decades before.
Timothy Lehnerer
2024-07-05 18:43:00 +0000 UTCStrawinsky and the Mysterious House, I presume. They did it earlier.
Kiwi Satan
2024-07-05 01:18:17 +0000 UTCWho is Noah referring to when he’s talking about bad CGI Stravinsky?
Ana Aguilera
2024-07-04 23:45:51 +0000 UTCthe penis fish has spikes on its fins so it hooks itself in there. they are parasitic and usually attach themselves to the gills of larger fish. they are attracted to the warm stream of water( or urine)
Markus Nävergård
2024-07-04 17:52:32 +0000 UTCCaimens are like Alligators but smaller and somehow more adorable
Markus Nävergård
2024-07-04 17:43:16 +0000 UTCthose south american wild pigs are named Peccaries, but they can be dangerous animals. they run and goes for your legs to flip you over or trip you. There is a larger species the white lipped Peccary that will challange jaguars. Also the Amazons are home to Giant river otters.sting rays, river dolphines and various species of Caimens ( alligator relatives with shorter snouts) and the largest of wich is the Black caimen which can take on and eat anacondas.
Markus Nävergård
2024-07-04 17:41:17 +0000 UTCI´ve seen documentaries with David Attenburough. And yes he does go out live amongst the animals, like covering himself in seaweed ad ditritus so to mask hiss cent while filming albatross chicks, he is very meticulouse about his work
Markus Nävergård
2024-07-03 18:10:09 +0000 UTCOh yeah that definitely sounds very silly to me haha
Taylor Putnam
2024-07-03 15:04:07 +0000 UTCthe opposite of that are folks that have a sexual fetish of being eaten whole and alive
Markus Nävergård
2024-07-03 14:10:06 +0000 UTCtheir knowledge of snakes are so out of whack i ams uprised they did not say that the snake god Kukulkan was a real flying snake
Markus Nävergård
2024-07-03 14:09:23 +0000 UTCIt's weird hearing you guys say my name like 75 times (my legal first name is John).
Jay Voigt
2024-07-03 14:00:56 +0000 UTCNoah NOAH We NEED to know the rest of your cat's names. You drop them into conversation and they are a trip every goddamn time.
Denise Huston
2024-07-03 12:45:23 +0000 UTCCan I say I’m shocked that Noah of all people draws the line at sexy Latin flirting.
Denise Huston
2024-07-03 12:12:15 +0000 UTCTho I will add, that's not a critique of heath, that would absolutely add to the insanity of this movie's snake knowlege
MortalWren
2024-07-03 11:41:39 +0000 UTCI'm too big of a snake nerd foe this episode like when heath went "the snake winks at her with its one eye" I immediately out loud went "and it's lack of eyelids"
MortalWren
2024-07-03 11:40:48 +0000 UTCNo love for Kari Wuhrer? She's a d-movie staple, guys, I'm disappointed!
Hazel Cat Lady
2024-07-03 10:41:08 +0000 UTCThat said, I doubt a giant anaconda would bother, especially not to re-digest like it's chewing cud or something.
Starshark
2024-07-03 07:14:58 +0000 UTCNot a correction, just an interesting fact: Pythons do vomit, usually to jettison excess baggage when they're in danger. A wildlife rescuer around here was called in to move a python, and it threw up a live tree frog. Boy, did THAT ever give me chills. The frog apparently lived. Now I have a phobia of being swallowed alive. Won't watch Nope. Fortunately, as far as phobias go, it's one of the better ones. Generally, human predators don't swallow you alive, they have the manners to kill you first.
Starshark
2024-07-03 07:14:19 +0000 UTCAs the old saying goes: "When you drop a thing in the Amazon River, you can be sure that it's gone forever"
Chris
2024-07-03 06:30:48 +0000 UTCDidn't even notice this ep was late. Can I complain about the scheduling anyway?
Starshark
2024-07-03 06:21:48 +0000 UTCThe snake as Jerry Lewis made me laugh a lot.
Taru Tikkanen
2024-07-03 06:19:39 +0000 UTCSuch a waste of Frank Welker's voice.
Renee Y Bisel
2024-07-03 05:10:34 +0000 UTCOh of course! Lol. Brain went one way, fingies went the other. Not Peter Cullen. Oops. Oh Well.
Unofficial_Opinion
2024-07-03 04:42:34 +0000 UTCBoars can be aggressive for sure! but I can’t imagine how they’d specifically go for the eyes
Emily Haley
2024-07-03 04:40:10 +0000 UTCFrank Welker voiced megatron
Markus Nävergård
2024-07-03 04:40:07 +0000 UTCThat’s a new phrase for me! I love that he went with cheesecake here instead of beefcake. Learn something new from this community every day. Thanks, Markus D! Have a lovely Wednesday.
Emily Haley
2024-07-03 04:38:18 +0000 UTCbecause we think ourselves seperate. Wonder if we+d do that if there where still other Human species around
Markus Nävergård
2024-07-03 03:52:12 +0000 UTCThe guy credited with the voice of the snake is Frank “Optimus Prime” Welker! Put some respect on his name.
Unofficial_Opinion
2024-07-03 03:40:09 +0000 UTC"Cheesecake" in this context typically refers to a picture of someone (usually a woman) that is slightly suggestive/erotic without being outright porn. Think pin-up girls. Eli is saying that Jon Voight is acting like he's trying to look sexy for the camera.
Markus D
2024-07-03 02:48:01 +0000 UTCHumans always leaving humans out of the animal rankings...
Markus D
2024-07-03 02:33:04 +0000 UTCAs soon as they mentioned that the Anaconda had a voice actor I thought, "it was absolutely Fred Tatasciore or Frank Welker". And Tatasciore wasn't acting for most of the 90s.
Markus D
2024-07-03 02:30:01 +0000 UTCThe voice of the snake was done by the man with a golden toilet Frank Welker
Robert Muse
2024-07-03 01:45:52 +0000 UTCA spin-off show like that would be perfect. Add Arnold movies and some other bad video game movies to it.
Nolan B.
2024-07-03 00:19:10 +0000 UTCI'm thinking...a Van Damme/Segal/Stallone spin-off called...Damme Awful Movies
LisaLisa
2024-07-03 00:05:57 +0000 UTCI'm just here for the snake nerds to correct this episode/ movie.
Lora Forsyth
2024-07-02 23:10:12 +0000 UTCI was also surprised you hadn't done this!
Peter Cobcroft
2024-07-02 21:45:11 +0000 UTCmy anaconda don't, my anaconda don't, my anaconda don't won't nun unless u got bunz hun...
Taylor
2024-07-02 21:18:39 +0000 UTCJUNE BONUS IN JULY!!! Woooooooooooo!!! Double bonus month!!!!
Everything Important
2024-07-02 20:43:09 +0000 UTCGoogle AI fed you some shit, Noah. The closest thing I could find is 4 deaths from boars over the last 100 years specifically in the US (I saw one researchers quoted as saying he thinks that's wildly underreported, but no idea how true that is), but worldwide boars have killed almost 200 people just since 2000.
Taylor Putnam
2024-07-02 20:32:00 +0000 UTCBlood Orchid was better
Adam Pope
2024-07-02 20:22:56 +0000 UTCall these creature features just harm the animals they feature, i mean not only do they depict them in a wildly unflattering way, they also must invent horrible stuff that they do " Anacondas vomits up their food to eat it again and they rape puppies every sunday" Anacondas do have heat sensory pits on their upper jaw, but that is because they are semiaquatic and hunt in the amazon river and tributaries, yes worlds largest snake by mass, not by length, just like lake placid, they are cold blooded reptiles, once they eaten something, they can go for weeks just laying in the sun to digest. they are not super hyper single minded eating machines. The only snake that would somewhat fit the description of the anaconda in this movie, would be the extinct Titanoboa. If we go by " most ferocious creature on earth" i mean top 1-10 would just be humans. Humans are insane, they can just kill you for no fucking reason.
Markus Nävergård
2024-07-02 20:15:52 +0000 UTCI love these 90’s “big budget” secular reviews. I wish we got more of these, as much as I love the regular feed episodes. Van Damme has some more gems guys..just saying.
Nolan B.
2024-07-02 20:15:41 +0000 UTCChristmas in July!!!
KeepingThePlatesSpinning
2024-07-02 20:05:39 +0000 UTCAnacondas are blameless holy creatures.
Markus Nävergård
2024-07-02 20:00:04 +0000 UTCDid Eli say cheesecake instead of beefcake around the 22:16 mark or is that a phrase I’ve never heard?
Emily Haley
2024-07-02 19:58:59 +0000 UTCYAYYYY!!!!!!!!
Sherri Antal
2024-07-02 19:34:52 +0000 UTCOh my goodness I can't wait.
Matty B
2024-07-02 19:33:49 +0000 UTCMY BODY IS READY
CarrieBoo
2024-07-02 19:33:40 +0000 UTC
