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GAM 413: Charly

We're spoiling the Patrons this week with an early drop on the bonus episode plus a behemoth "extended edition" version of this week's show dropping a day early.

Normally we try to keep GAM under two hours, and after 30 different cuts we did manage to whittle the main release down to 1:59:45, but there was so much good shit on the cutting room floor that we decided to give patrons the whole thing. Enjoy!

Comments

God I have intrusive thoughts about dying while my dog is still alive and him thinking I abandoned him. Fuck this movie so hard.

Amanda McGuirt

Well now I'm boycotting Fit Bod

Amanda McGuirt

Shelley and Mary from the Latter-Day Lesbian podcast, if you hadn't figured it out before now.

Markus D

I'll be totally honest—unless there's another statue that nobody takes pictures of, I don't know what you're talking about when it comes to the Space Jesus. Maybe it's because I grew up marginally Catholic, but that looks like a super normal statue of White Jesus. And he's just wearing a toga with one nipple out; he's hardly a provocative, sexy Jesus. You don't get a lot of "sexy" versions, but you do at least see many nearly-nude crucifixion scenes. If you want a legit "homoerotic Jesus" I'd recommend Michaelangelo's "Risen Christ", the first version of which has full scrotum visibility on a mature, hunky Yeshua.

Markus D

There's a version around here that are called "party potatoes", and yeah they're pretty good.

Uriah Jackson

Who are the guests?

I_know_you_dont_really_care

Well, this episode is how I found out that the hash brown casserole I make every thanksgiving is actually “funeral potatoes”. And I can confirm, they are incredible.

Heather P

Also, I just read Esther 2 (sp?) from the Book of Mormon, and I could NOT stop laughing. The writing is just risible.

Starshark

This was more than a GAM episode. It was so enlightening to hear the experiences of people who have to go through this shit. This has occurred in previous Mormon Movie Months, of course, but this one really seemed to have nailed it. It'd be interesting if you could ever find someone who escaped Scientology and was willing to tell their story in a similar fashion. I can think of a few reasons why that might be hard, but it would be interesting to hear if it ever happened.

Starshark

Please bring Mary and Shelley back! They were amazing!

AK

What do you mean, I am totally of the younger generation! (Goes back to listening to my cassette tape of Not So Soft).

TenaciousB

a few years ago I found this podcast through the Singles Ward episode (as an exmo all these mormon movies were our “pre-approved” sunday movies so I saw them MANY times) and I remember the guys being so confused by a random scene of a guy crying over a book and laughing my ass off because they didn’t GET it. Charly was my sister’s favorite book growing up and everyone freaked out about it. And now here we are, the wheel has come full circle.

KayJayO

This movie taught me that a women's only use is as an incubator. Once the man has an heir, the woman is rendered superfluous and should be gotten rid of as soon as possible. AKA, the author actually hates women.

Annika Peterson

Welp Im already up to episode 15 of the LDL podcast. What have you done?!

Brendan Horn

Thank for the Ani throw at the end! I keep trying to educate the younger generation about her.

Unofficial_Opinion

“Mark ate ass” sounds like a Bible verse

Derek Giffin

It’s not the Flowers for Algernon adaption, it’s a really misogynistic Mormon movie

Turanga Leela

I think I read this book in either my senior year of middle school or sometime in High School. I love you guys, but I'm gonna be skipping this one. Way too ssad and triggering for me.

Matt Eldritch

The grandma reminds me of my Gramma who used to see a cute guy on TV and say, "He can park his shoes under my bed anytime."

Kristine VanRaalte

Oh mah gadd, … this movie was SO sad! I’m glad you didn’t make Cara watch this. The Latter-Day Lesbians were PERFECT for this one.😉😏

Karaoke LEGEND Cosmo Blues

It’s horrifying to think of dying with small kids & its fucking horrifying to think how all the Mormons & all the Christians have been brainwashed by these movies to walk through their whole lives fantasizing about what would happen if their spouse died & it was all planned all along

Slartibarfast

Literally going back to YouTube to try and find the right one

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But…at least I’ve seen and experienced a classic

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I did though. I just clicked on the movie I saw because who the fuck spells it like Charly, and I’m like, weird choice guys, I’m very depressed now, and then….I realized it was still Mormon movie month

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we must remake this movie, but the opposite, where this woman shows the closed in mormon how good life is and he turn atheist and they are happy

Markus Nävergård

We've been saying "tight as a dish" incorrectly all this time!

James Robbins

Jeez the male lead gives Clay Walsh from Old Fashioned a run for his money. And not sure if I missed it but I even re-listened to the start and still don't get why was Charly in Utah and going on a date right away with him?

kaizerlith

I’m glad this was not the Flowers for Algernon story

Turanga Leela

What a nice surprise - - I was just thinking about how much I was looking forward to this one! 😀

Stella

Can confirm: I had that hatchet coming

Another Craig

Please continue to release extended editions. Those 2.5 hours flew by. Loved it!

Roger

I always want more and cant get enough.

Caramiadiva

Give patrons the whole thing more often 😉

Supreme Hentai Sensei

Why stop at two and a half hours? Give me the entire recording session uncut.

Matthew Lester

please be the Flowers for Algernon adaptation!!!

Adam Pope

Which Charly? 1969, 2002, 2007? EDIT: NVM it's 2002 and on youtube. The 1969 one looks awesome, I'm DLing now.

Chris Batchelor

You’re not in Joe Rogan or Dan Carlin territory, so I think you’re good for now

Mark H

Please don't ever apologize for making an episode TOO long. I cycle through old GAMs on a regular basis because it's like my comfort podcast.

Justin S.

Thank you!

Queer Will

I listen all night at work so you can’t make an episode too long for me.

James

Please, I listen to Knowledge Fight, give me those 3 hour episodes!

Jesse Ozog

You know how to love me

Kyle Esposito

Thank you!!!

TwistyPretzel

You guys are the best

B

Y’all are awesome! Just the thing to cap of the weekend!

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