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GAM Bonus 034: Blood Sport

It's technically still April. This is technically on time.

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I don’t understand, this is the best movie. JCVD does the splits and makes a fucking castrati

MrRogersSweater

"Don't hand me a coconut, I don't want to learn karate." I should NOT listen to this at work.

Denise Huston

I laughed so hard at Eli calling himself an “inside kid”

Kara Z

I request this for a Patreon bonus: https://www.reddit.com/r/badMovies/comments/bn3biz/loqueesha_2019_trailer_comedy/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share

Alan Westfall

Hahaha.... Donald Gibb lived right around the corner from me while I was growing up in Redondo Beach. Ran into that guy all the time. Him, and Bill Clinton’s brother. But I was drinking ageWith Roger. I’ve gotten fucked up with the presidents brother multiple times. 😂😂😂

Ryan Parker

If u love forest Whitaker's there is no better film than ghost dog. A black samurai assassin taking out broke old school Italian gangsters cant beat it

Dale Earnest

It took me a while to figure out what the "koo-mah-tay" you guys kept talking about is... Probably because I'm Japanese. lol

Aya Sakurai

Great ep as always! Have you guys ever seen Blade: Trinity? I’m watching it now and gosh it’s swell...I mean terrible but kinda fun. Bonus episode it should be!

The Greater Goop

I was born after this movie was made. Halfway through the episode, it suddenly became clear to me why certain members of older generations think we’ve gone mad with political correctness. This shit used to be okay!

Stuck In Alabama Send Help

Noah, i think you were going for the infamous bar fight/ dance scene from Kickboxer. Its the one where JCVDs muay thai coach gets JCVD drunk, convinces him to dance with random women and then tricks several thai barflies into getting their dicks stomped by a drunk, confused, and strangely jovial JCVD

Fix the Vote

Heath, I just wanted to say congratulations to winning the 2019 PIAT March Madness Bracket... I'm the person who came in 3rd.. If I meet you at a live event, the Laphroaig is on me... (Although I have to say, I am more partial to the Caol Ila)

Peter Graham

Will be announced on this week Scathing Atheist.

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More info about the PJ party will be on this week’s Scathing Atheist!

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Tim is the guy they mention at the very end of every episode who handles their social media. Also, I am Tim. :) It’s an inside joke because I’m legally blind after a few eye surgeries. ;)

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I had the same question. Googling PIAT pajama party doesn’t help.

Lisa Bees

Shit! Who is Tim and why is the joke about him serving tea so funny!?

Markus D

What's the pajama party?

Kalen Turner

Because Bloodsport was winning from the moment the poll started until they had already started recording. I’m guessing someone made a bunch of sock puppet accounts to just fudge the results, but it was too little too late.

Stansky

Zero contact competition in martial arts is a thing! They pull their shot at the last second. Chito Ryu Karate does them. Not quite as lame as Eli was thinking... but....

VermanShane

Maybe he thought he said kumitea

Rocktoberfest

The reason martial arts training in movies is like that is becuase it's like when they show someone making explosives, and have to put in some fake ingredients so people can't copy it. If they showed the *real* training it would be too powerful and could get into the wrong hands. I mean could you imagine if a terrorist organisation got access to the shear power of Jean-Claude Van Damme?

Rocktoberfest

Sort of. The fact that he was dead for 7 years before it started and 20 years before anybody ever heard of it makes that a pretty hard sell.

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Note: Anyone having trouble with @Patreon RSS links for #PiaT podcasts; it’s because they made a change to the URLs. Log out. Log back in. Get a new RSS link by following these instructions: <a href="https://support.patreon.com/hc/en-us/articles/212055866-How-Do-I-Get-and-Use-My-Audio-RSS-Link-">https://support.patreon.com/hc/en-us/articles/212055866-How-Do-I-Get-and-Use-My-Audio-RSS-Link-</a>

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FTR, Eli might or might not be blameless. That’s all I can say about #AprilMayGate.

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Bruce Lee created MMA btw

PlatinumRMX

This is actually my favorite movie. I have the main song from it as my ringtone.

Chantal Pirrotta

Had I known you were going to do this one I would have recommended No Retreat, No Surrender.

Mark Webb

Why Bloodsport? Didn’t Boondock Saints win the poll? 143 - 142

Dave Hawkes

Maybe the new RSS url is a time tunnel.

Grant Cosper

Kumite! Kumite! Kumite! Kumite!

Grant Cosper

Oh yeah. We are off to the Kumate

Genetic Mutual

It's May here in NZ.

Gold

#AprilLatenessBringsMayGreatness

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What is Blood Sport?

Clifton Stuckey

Looking forward to this. I spent so many lazy weekend afternoons watching this on TBS. It was as much of a staple as WCW and Fishin' with Orlando Wilson.

Paul Freelend

They better not remove this post after all y'all pedants dogpiling :P

James C.

Awkward...

Nicholas

Guys...guys... you.. you know it's STILL APRIL RIGHT?

Gertrude Schmidt

I'm so happy. I really wanted this one last month

Andrew Campbell

Is this because of Eli?

I'm here for the Knowledge Fight!

Did Eli post this??? Is that why it's mat and not April?

Alextomcool

It's technically not May for another 42 minutes in the US...

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*Justin Timberlake gif*

Robin Antony, The Silenced Masses

TECHNICALLY...... it's not may YET. HAHAHAH!

John

May?

I'm here for the Knowledge Fight!


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