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GAM Bonus 020: From Justin to Kelly

In honor of Valentine's Day, we thought we'd do a really awful excuse for romance based on unabashed and ill-advised commercialism.

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I love this movie, stupidity and all. Hell, I watched the extended edition (it helped that one of the extras looked very much like a college crush). I love the bright colors and catchy songs and funky clothes and Kelly's normal-looking body and its' god-awful script and acting. I was so excited when this was an option on the nonexistent poll, and I was THRILLED when it showed up on my podcast feed!

jessah with the demon tits

Noah, I say thank you to my Alexa. And feel like an idiot every time

AWBookGirl

So is Noah and Lucinda that couple at PiTS where Noah brings her to work and Lu yells at everybody?

Sarah Fullerton

What son taba? Sung taba? Songtaba?.... The "charity” Eli mentioned.

Sarah Fullerton

So did the poll get taken down because Noah secretly loves Maid In Manhattan? #InvestigateGAM

Andrew Campbell

"confirmed" by the Daily Mail. <a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2983102/Kelly-Clarkson-admits-dating-American-Idol-star-Justin-Guarini.html" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2983102/Kelly-Clarkson-admits-dating-American-Idol-star-Justin-Guarini.html</a>

Sarah Fullerton

This movie came out at a time when I thought Kelly Clarkson was the most loathsome human being alive, because I found the concept of winning a recording contract on TV so unbelievably offensive. Therefore it was the first movie I ever hate-watched. When I got the e-mail about this review, I clapped my hands like a SEAL I was so excited. Did not disappoint for a second.

Jess Morgan

I am listening now, and feel weird to point this out, but when the guys are talking about Justin and Kelly hating each other in this movie, I think they were dating when this movie was made.

Philip Holt

Hey I'm not sure if it's patreon itself or if I've done something but I never saw the bonus episode poll. I still can't see it.

Beteljuice

Worst series I could think of to make a movie from is Toddlers and Tiaras. Though that's biased since I find child beauty pageants sickening.

David S.

Justin Guarini has recently been the Lil Sweet dude from the Diet Dr Pepper commercials. Had no idea until I googled the movie.

Jason

The one and only time I had ever heard of this movie was when it was an in-flight movie once. The pilot said over the intercom: "The in-flight movie today is called From Kelly to Justin or From Justin to Kelly or something. I don't think it was in theaters long." I didn't watch it.

Keishu Asada

As Noah mentioned at the end of scathing this week, Morgan, we all verbally declared, “Oh, fuck you”

Nolan Ryan

Holy mother of mercy, what a bonus episode! Thank you so very much!

Taru Tikkanen

Ok, Eli you wanting to fuck a child is one thing, but knocking down the roll ups is the worst thing I have ever heard. I always thought Hell was a monstrous concept, but now I am sad it does not exist...... you having to make roll ups for all eternity.

Joseph Kubal

There never was a poll. It has not been deleted. We've always been at war with Eurasia 😉

Erik

Didn’t we vote on this?! “This is the way democracy ends, not with a Lopez, but with a Guarini.”

Aaron Norell

Wooo! Though to be honest I was hoping for Maid In Manhattan

Andrew Campbell


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