Monster of the Week: Vettermacht
Added 2022-08-20 18:00:03 +0000 UTCBannock's Guide to Monsters of Mejina
Vettermacht
Veter Mocked? Vett Ur Macked? Eh, I don't really care.
I wouldn't say these things are harmless, but damn are they ever handy. They're smart, and while they don't speak, they'll still "talk" to you by drawing pictures in the dirt or something like that. They love helping people out and love to carry stuff around, so they make great pets or work animals. And the best part is, you don't have to feed them or clean up after them!
Now, if you piss them off, that's another matter. These things can shoot concentrated light beams out of their eyes, bonk you with their body - and it REALLY hurts, especially the corners - and make you lose your lunch by looking at you funny. So in general, I vote for treating them real nice, thanking them for their hard work, and maybe giving them a little pat pat on the head. Box. You know what I mean.
Stahl's Notes:
Vettermacht come in two varieties, Powered and Unpowered. Unpowered Vettermacht are as slow as molasses in winter and have the capacity of wet bread. Powered vettermacht are by contrast, quite a lot more effective.
The guild notes that Unpowered Vettermacht are a Zero Star encounter, but their regular Powered variety make for Four Stars. Though the thought of fighting one at all is bizarre. They are an almost unilaterally pacifistic and helpful creature.
We believe they may have originated with the Golden light as they first appeared only around One year ago.
Art by: Dion Hammill
