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January Bonus Stories 1, 2, 3, & 4! - Audio

I picked quite the chaotic assortment for Jenna with these bonus stories. And I feel like I'm going to have different takes than so many of you ahhh.

Story links:

https://www.reddit.com/r/pettyrevenge/comments/1hxs4tr/i_trapped_my_neighbors_cat_and_sent_it_to_the/?share_id=hEHUM4jYlLPlTo94MZCNv&utm_content=1&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_source=share&utm_term=1

https://www.reddit.com/r/confessions/comments/1hra5vg/hooked_up_with_my_dead_exs_sister_on_accident/

https://www.reddit.com/r/AITAH/comments/1i6c674/comment/m8b2qu5/

https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/1i4fzh1/i_33m_am_developing_a_crush_on_my_wifes_34f/

Comments

Jenna killed this one! And that last story was wild 😂🙃 "accidentally cheated" "whoops"

Madison Munro

TLDR or just linking the og story for an updates episode is totally fine!!

Shauna

My only claim to fame, my coworker was the inspiration for the happy Gilmore character. I’m from Adam Sandlers hometown.

Shannon Moloney

Hot take but cats should stay inside. Wild to have a pet unsupervised just roaming around outside, no one would do that with a dog, outdoor cats don't live nearly as long either. Anything could happen to them! Maybe they're not as domesticated as dogs but they aren't wild animals. They also decimate bird populations.

Monique Hare

If an updates episode did happen, I would appreciate a comprehensive summary of the original story to understand the update bc I listened to the updates ep ooc and a lot of the stories were a little confusing to follow. A recap with all the most important beats (edits, info, updates) before the newest additions would make sense even to people who don't want to revisit the original

Maria Alvarado

Morgan, as an Adam Sandler Stan, you need to listen to Adam Sandler (interlude) by Jax. I think you’ll love it!!! For the first story, I think OP is wrong. As much as I think indoor/outdoor cats should be illegal bc they destroy the environment and are way more likely to get killed. HOWEVER, if someone owns the cat…it’s their cat. You can’t just get rid of it. And how old is this cat? Is it a kill shelter? What’s the probability this cat will be adopted by someone? The better thing to do would be to use a TNR program to neuter the cat so it stops spraying AND won’t make babies. Or convince the owner to fix the cat.

Sam Narvaez

I beleive that the first guy is NTA. Who keeps their cat inside-outside without a litter box?? I had an inside and outside cat growing up, and we had a litter box inside and outside(in the garage with easy access) for him. And never once did we have an issue with him pooping and peeing outside of those litter boxes. The neighbor was just a lazy cat owner that clearly did not care about their cat, and that cat deserves a home where they do care.

Mar

Listening to this as Jenna that is also a February Pisces (2/23) 😂

Jenna Smith

I love her!!! I hope people love her. She’s so sweet

Two Hot Takes

Did you guys really not consider the mom is sleeping with the neighbor…???

Taylor Baldwin

The last story he will never tell but it will completely blow up she’ll leak it to make the guy leave his wife and if that doesn’t work they at least won’t be together so it will be a success either way what a piece of work with the gaslighting he feels like a narcissist a little

Collin

first guy is a justified asshole. the real asshole is a guy who lets his unfixed cat outside. cat owner should’ve been more proactive with protecting his cat. don’t let your pets outside without supervision people. cats are ecoterrorists and destroy environments and wildlife. if you can’t responsibly own an animal, you don’t deserve an animal.

Rae

As someone who lost a sister, I could not keep seeing someone who was in a relationship with her. Their presence would be a constant reminder of her loss, and I wouldn’t be able to cope with that.

Emily

Scorpio has trust issues… crazy call out -a Scorpio with trust issues

Will Germaine

remember the person who spray painted the dog? I’d do that

Miranda Kaml

The cat! Omg if a cat was spraying on my house I would nuts.

Miranda Kaml

Yall didn’t even mention uncut gems! So good!

Destiny Hulsey

I was okay with Jenna not knowing any movies. But not knowing Anna Nicole Smith is where I draw the line 😂 !!

Shelby khan

giving a cat to a shelter you run the risk of it also being put down… so i get that shit and pee in your yard sucks but i’m not gonna essentially kill a cat for it

Ivy Blanchard

I have a cat (female spade) and I have absolutely no idea where she goes toilet... 🤣 she's an inside, outside cat

Georgina Frost

morgan i have never been as excited for ANY episode as i am for you to bring on gaggy windey this is about to go triple platinum in my airpods

Kara

agreed he shouldn’t have taken the cat to the shelter, but what else is he supposed to do? he cant just sit and suffer in his home because his neighbor is an asshole cat owner. you can’t just take someone’s pet, but you can’t just let your pet treat someone’s house like a litter box. he tried talking to the neighbor, literally what would be next?

Kara

It’s insane to think that it’s okay to take someone elses cat, what’s wrong with you? The cat didn’t do anything wrong and doesn’t deserve to risk being put down or get adopted by someone who won’t treat it well. To let it go outside without it being fixed is irresponsible but it doesn’t mean it’s not loved and taken care of otherwise.

Fanny

Breaks my heart you forgot Billy Madison when it comes to Adam Sandler best movie he ever made.

Lucy Gilbertson

It definitely is better to listen to! Really appreciate you taking the extra time 💖

Lyndsey Owens

So glad! It takes me longer to get together rather than releasing one at a time but feel like its better to listen to

Two Hot Takes

Love this format, thanks Morgan! Can’t wait to listen 💖

Lyndsey Owens


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