New Year, New Request Tier!
Added 2025-01-11 21:21:05 +0000 UTCCowabunga you New Year Knuckleheads and Holiday Hose-Brains! I got something better for you to spend your money on than a gym membership you'll use once and never be able to cancel. Resolve instead to support quality entertainment, of your own refined selection.
Start 2025 off right by paying me for a cool video on whatever the hell you want, be it a movie, show, game, anime, or album. A this or a that, a tit or a tat, a shit or a shat, or a what the hell is that? I gots to get paid by the Request Rat.
I look forward to receiving, reviewing, and ranting at your recommendations. But don't even think about giving me some bullshit! I need only your strongest requests. Or your silliest ones, or your weirdest ones, and always your most honorable ones. Listen to your heart and steer me true, and I'll do a kickass review for you.
Throw me some steak and I'll provide the sizzle. Feed me trash, and my car I will crash. I am the wise man who knows all things, so provide me a worthy purpose to ponder and receive the fucking wisdom or whatever. I don't need to explain this. I'm taking a nap and there better be 100 paid requests by the time I rise again.
Be a Request Rat in 2025 or die!
