Bitter Karella

Midnight Pals: Sexy Santa

Added 2026-01-23 17:00:19 +0000 UTC

Dickens: you're all a bunch of humbugs
Dickens: none of you understand the true meaning of Christmas!
Barker: what about Katherine arden?
Dickens: what?
Barker: her book is about the real reason for the season
Katherine Arden: what
Arden: i didn't write anything about Christmas
Barker: no but you wrote about that hot, hot fuckable santa

Arden: i did not write about fuckable santa!
Arden: i wrote about morozko!
Arden: he's a totally different mythological character from your santa claus!
Barker: he is pretty fuckable, tho
Arden: yeah well, duh!

Arden: my book is about a girl who helps the people realize the importance of their own folklore and traditions
Barker: and fuckable santa
Arden: NO!
Arden: he's father frost!
Arden: it's different!
Barker: he's basically santa

Arden: look, would you like it if i said father Christmas was basically santa?
Barker:
Barker: no
King: wait, isn't father Christmas basically santa?
Barker: What? no!
Barker: you take that back, steve!

Arden: like, what if i said that the yule lads were basically santa?
Hildur Knutsdottir: i will murder you all (easily) and make your bones into pylsur (best in the city)