Midnight Pals: The black lord

Colin Hinckley: Submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of the back lord
Hinckley: what if there was a monster in the woods behind your house
Hinckley: and it wanted to eat... YOUR SON????
Stephen King: no!
King: not my boy joe!
King: anything but that

King: if some eldritch elder god monster tried to eat my precious baby joe, i would fuckin' kill that monster!
Barker: oh how you gonna kill a monster huh steve? with a gun?
Hinckley: actually
Barker:
Barker: no way
Brian Lumley: yeah! pow! bam! right between the eyes!

King: listen, clive, i would die for my boy joe
King: you'll understand when you have kids of your own
King: there's nothing more precious to me than my son joe
Barker: what about owen?
King: who?
Barker: owen
Barker: your other son
King: oh! owen! right, right!
King:
King: i'm aware of his work

Hinckley: there's this family stalked by an eldritch baby-eating monster from the woods
Hinckley: but the monster is actually the family's grandfather!
King: wow! i bet family holidays are REAL awkward in that household!
King: ha ha cuz
King: cuz ha ha
Barker: yeah we all get it steve

Hinckley: you know how it is with families
Hinckley: every family's got that one relative who's a baby eating eldritch god
King: oh yeah yeah don't get me started on that!
Barker: yeah very relatable
Poe: i know how that is
Lovecraft: of course
Koontz: yeah totes

Hinckley: of course if you don't have a baby eating eldritch god in your family
Hinckley: it probably means that YOU'RE the baby eating eldritch god
Stephen Gresham: couldn't be me
Gresham: it just couldn't
Barker: always the one you least suspect huh?
Gresham: that's not funny!

Hinckley: now this eldritch monster
Hinckley: the important thing about it is that it looks almost lupine
Hinckley: that's real important, so let me say that again
Koontz: what's lupine mean?
Hinckley: it means like a wolf
Koontz: a wolf is a kind of dog :)
Hinckley: no dean we're not doing that