Midnight Pals: She's back

JK Rowling: hello children
Rowling: I'M BACK!
Rowling: [snapping fingers] and I'm on the prowl!
Rowling: revenge would tasste sso ssweet right now!
Julie Bindel, Helen Joyce, Allison Bailey: [in unison] she's back, she's back!
Rowling: and it's time for war!

Rowling: [snapping fingers] I'M BACK!
Rowling: and i won't play nice!
Julie Bindel, Helen Joyce, Alison Bailey: [in unison] she's back!
Rowling: I'M BACK!
Rowling: against my lawyer's advice!

Rowling: ssso
Rowling: you might have heard
Rowling: I'M BACK
King: oh, how was your candy floss vacation?
Rowling:
Rowling: my what
King: julie bindel said you were on vacation, eating vodka-infused candy floss
Rowling:
Rowling: oh yeah right that'ss definitely what i wass doing

Rowling: i wass definitely on a sssunny beach ssomewhere, eating vodka-infussed candy flossss
Rowling: and not being chassed around my sscottish mansion by my lawyers with butterfly netsss
King:
Koontz:
Lovecraft:
Barker:
Poe:

Rowling: anyway i'm back to continue my eternal war againssst imane khelif
Rowling: becaussse khelif iss clearly no woman!!
Rowling: khelif lackss all the disstinctive featuress of a true woman...
Rowling: acrodont teeth
Rowling: venom ssacss
Rowling: and a thick reptilian hide!

Rowling: as the only true woman on earth, i obviousssly represssent the exemplar of the phenotype
Rowling: and i have examined khelif'sss face thoroughly and sssee no evidence of a jacobson's organ!
Rowling: casse clossed!

Rowling: khelif claimsss to be againssst my global harassssment campaign
Rowling: but she could end it at any time!
Rowling: all she has to do is ssubmit all her personal medical information to me, the insstigator of ssaid global harassssment campaign
Rowling: sso ssimple!

Rowling: and, of coursse, once i possssessss all of khelif'sss personal medical information
Rowling: you could obviousssly trusst me to interpret it in good faith and not to twissst it in the aim of furthering saaid global harasssment campaign
Rowling: which is ssstill ongoing

Rowling: trussst me
Rowling: am i not the epitome of good faith and honesst dealing?
King:
Koontz:
Lovecraft:
Poe:
Barker:
Rowling: i said
Rowling: [weaving head, concentric hypno circles in eyes] am i not the epitome of god faith and honessst dealing?

JK Rowling's lawyer: [appearing from bushes, carrying butterfly net] there she is, boys!
JK Rowling: ok i really gotta go now
Rowling: remember! trust no one!
Rowling: measssure every larynx!!!

Poe:
King:
Koontz:
Lovecraft:
Barker:
Poe: i really don't know why she keeps coming here
King: no i feel bad for her
King: i think she's just lonely