Winter Bulk: Week 9

Surprise, finishing up a full week of GOMAD. I was riding high off of Thanksgiving and decided to try out GOMAD on a whim. Boy, it has not been easy. The first three days were the most difficult by far. I don’t care what your capacity is, getting down a full gallon of whole milk a day is no easy feat!

I tried to blend at least half of it into my protein shakes, along with a glass for every meal. Even still, I found myself chugging milk right before bed almost every night of the week. There’s no denying it fucks up your digestive track but that comes with territory. Besides, it’s not like I’ll be doing this forever. It’s only a means to very fast results.

And results there have been. Your boy packed on twelve whole pounds with the GOMAD diet. I never thought I’d see such a jump on the scale. Hell, I didn’t even know it was possible! I have to be honest though, I’ve missed a couple workouts this week. Well, I’ve missed every workout this week except for one. It’s just hard to keep up with physical activity when I’m so full all the fucking the time. What can I say? As a result this month's gains have been pretty much pure fat, as to be expected.

Needless to say, I’ve definitively entered chubby guy territory. I am now the proud owner of a certified beer belly. It’s bulging out before me everywhere I go and shirts are struggling to cover it up. Honestly, I’m still adjusting to life as a husky guy. I keep finding my belly and ass bumping into things on accident as I’m simply unaware of my girth in some places. More than once now I’ve tried to squeeze between my bathroom sink and shower to grab something and discovered I don’t fit there anymore. And boy don’t get me started on how difficult it is to bend over anymore. I don’t know how the real big guys do it.

My thighs have also swelled beyond belief. None of my jeans fit anymore so I’m pretty much living in sweatpants now. Another weird aspect of gaining weight is that I fill up the whole toilet seat, my dick and balls don’t even hang down below the rim. There’s so many discoveries that come along with gaining weight that I hadn’t anticipated, and you know what? It’s kind of a turn on.

Even better, Jimmy and I have been texting a lot. We’ve sent some scandalous photos but no nudes yet. I think we’re waiting until we actually hook up. Regardless I can tell Jimmy is super into my mass because he keeps asking for angles that show off my girthier parts. Even my gut! Sent him a straight up shirtless shot of me bloated after eating a whole pizza and he went wild. We have a date planned in a couple days and I can’t wait.