Feb 2025 Newsletter + Rewards!

Hi, all!

Let's get this show on the road.

Rewards: I have sent out the official Patreon rewards. For those who are new, these are freebies you can get from me as you accumulate pledges over time. This process is not automated, so if you think I missed you, comment below. Messaging me triples the time it takes to figure out if I missed you and I might not see it for weeks.

Dead and Horny 2 is officially available for purchase if you want to buy it on ebook. To address a question I saw from the preorders, this will eventually be available as a paperback. I want different cover art first. The audiobook is done and will be available soon.

Radley's Island for Horny Monsters will be up for preorder soon. I just need the final art back from the artist. But to whet that appetite, here's a teaser of the cover.

(Why yes, I animated the cover art, would love it if Amazon would let me upload it)

Collab Section:

The Halls of Magic 3 is being written as we speak. Thorne has done his first pass and now it's my turn. We are slowing down this time around to ensure better quality for our release. Despite numerous betas, two authors, an editor, and a line editor who went over the whole thing, we dropped the ball on initial book errors. This is why we haven't set a release date yet, we want the third installment in the series to bake a bit longer so it tastes that much sweeter right out of the gate.

Halls of Magic 2 Audiobook: This has been recorded, it sounds like RGP had a problem with the editor, so there was a delay. It should release soon.

Master Class 6 will start sometime next month. I have written the outline for it and won't spoil anything here. I am aiming for a very satisfying conclusion (one that I started working on during Book 2) and bet that many of you will be please.

My Section:

D&H Ch. 29 is officially with the beta team.

Home for Horny Monsters Ch. 129 has been started.

The Discord Channel is a great place to hang out if you want to chat with other readers. However, I also do Chapter release announcements there for people who still use the free sites. You can get to it by going to https://discord.gg/hornymonsters

Caretaker Art is still coming, I got some more to drop in the days ahead. Here's another sneak peek.

(Yes, that's animated, too, I'll let you figure out who it is)

I am an idiot. You might be wondering why I would even be saying this. Allow me to explain.

I got a new keyboard a couple of months back. This keyboard is great, I love it. Anyway. over the last 2-3 weeks, my carpal tunnel has been acting up bad, and I had no idea why. Was mystified.

Anyway, when I sat down to make this post, I realized that the little legs in the back of my keyboard had gotten folded down a few weeks ago when I cleaned off my desk and never got folded back out. That's right, I've been typing on a completely flat keyboard and suffering because I failed my perception check multiple days in a row. Being a writer is hard.

It's Superbowl Sunday!

I don't even know who is playing.