Before Wiggum, before Lou, before Eddie, this is our introduction to the law in Springfield. This guy appears for a single shot, and oddly his car is parked right outside the candy store just as the burglar exits. Was it a setup? Did someone in the burglar's intricate web of connections squeal and foil the whole candy caper before it even got off the ground? We may never know.*
This guy has a weird spiky fringe. I don't like it.
*We will definitely never know.
This post is part of my "Every Simpsons Character Ever" series. For a list of my rules in this project, click here.