Tab and Tim Watch - John Wick 2
Added 2019-05-01 17:02:01 +0000 UTCIt's May HWIDG fans and that means John Wick 3 is 16 days away. What better way to say please don't kill me with a pencil than watching John Wick 2 for the dozenth time. John Wick is back to fulfill a debt, a blood oath, and he's got the weapons and tailors to do it.
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More blood, more bodies, more Ian McShane, Tab and Tim return in the sequel to last month's commentary in the Keanu Reeves' smash hit, "Man Gets Hit with a Car 2". That's right, John Wick returns right alongside our ever watchful duo. Get ready for more shootouts, more pasts being buried and unearthed, more nonchalant reactions to stabbings in public places and more jokes about violent mass shootings. Speaking of, did you see the scene were John Wick gets bulletproof clothes made for him? I think the closest the world can get to that is going to Hwidg.shop and buying some merch. It might not stop actual bullets, but it'll stop accusations of being a cuck. So ask the concierge to watch your dog while you kill a bitch, because it's time for John Wick 2! P.S. Get ready for next month when Tab & Tim bring you their John Wick 3 commentary, whispered into an iPhone from the back of a movie theater.
Craig W
2019-05-20 07:21:46 +0000 UTC
