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Promotional artwork for Cigarette Gundams own series.

Shitnarnia

Cissy Boys chopper gang

Koz

Tony is given 20cc's of gabagool at the hospital after finding Meadow drawing Boba Fett x Han Solo yaoi

Hewmu

Pretty Soldier Sailor Goon

Eric Diaz

A Neimoidian, a Ferengi, and an HP Goblin at the Lakers game.

bobdole

the sopranos poop scene but with a bunch of fuckin monkeys throwin poop in solidarity

Adam Cruse

Dude Beansie look out! You're in a Cold Steel video!!

Rangos

Willy Wonka but with cigarettes

Dr. Deagle

Acidic Jews: A kosher guide to Phish

DJph

Iron Chef Hannibal Lecter

Miles Baxter

Agent Orange County choppers

Anonymous One

Sopranos at Medieval Times (there are no cold cuts)

Hog

Patrick with jacob's facial hair and vice versa

LegitBarnacleBoy

a nice steaming plate of quark and beansies

Thomas Roberts

Pauline walnuts carrying Tony up mt doom to destroy big pussys wire

Michael Zwez

Pee-Wee's Shithouse

Hankenstein

The assassination of Jesse Solo by the coward Kylo Ford.

Russell Richardson

Uh oh! Patrick is late to commenting on Comment ‘Shop!

Chicofriend

American chopper gang learns to throw the discus

Dobozer420

Nicolas Uncaged

Lord of Skunks

An-Aura

Zeigeis

Hangry Orc Patrick asks about the Hobbits' legs... They don't need their legs.

Tariq Moustapha

Mao Zeong

Felix Forrester

She lets lasers sleep with her husband, wOO-ooo-OOh!!

b00n

Look how they massacred my boy (inside a Fazoli)

Wadachip

American Chopper dad devouring his progeny like Saturn in the Goya painting.

oldleech

Ark "Bumpy" Ruth's Chris

Mark Cardiff

Ernest Goes Bananas When a Child Gets Into His Enclosure

Michel Lichand Mendonça

How The Minch Stole Independence Day

Daniel Johnson

George R.R. Costanza

EllieBerry

Me and that raccoon sharing whippets in the dumpster behind Walgreens the second time

MeatBear

Paul Giamatti starring in the live action Antz movie

KurtAngleScreamingYEAH

Chris Moltisanti and Paulie walnuts talking to the Ents

Nurse Gab

Death sticks for Hootie (none for the blowfish)

Martyn O'Neill

The totally radical left

KassaNova

hercules sucking his own discus

lubox

Ordering #66 at Dex's Dinner

CrazyFireFerret and Lizzylar

"Dales Earnhardt, Earnhardt Jr., Gribble and Penis, do solemly swear that they are up to no good"

Swiggy_

Liam Neeson al-Gaib pissing his stillsuit

Carrie West

Do a quick Google search for Bill Paxton’s Dad.

Ralph d. Apel

Carrot Bottom

Ralph d. Apel

Catholics give up Astrogoblin for Lent

Just Joe

"Big Droopy" Bonpensiero

Erynsaurus

A collection of fictional Midwest slop cuisines

Chaz Surfboard

Hercules in New York on 9/11

Swisher

Ed Harris

Clay Jackson

Nissan al Gaib

inkdrasil

Exar Kunt (he’s serving)

David Jones

The Skarsgård Hole

Adam Snow

This is a heater, as Patrick would say

Junepocalypse

Bratwurst Herzog

lilcczar89

Gun(dam) Devil

Blake Spears

Flat Nebraska and Double D Williams

Stankape

“Hey Ton’ Zoh Shia is fuckin up the ecosystem in the pine barrens, you want I should take care of it?”

Stankape

John Wicker chair ball torture

thehobknoblin

Picard and Dr. Crusher late term aborting Wesley in favor of Paddington bear being the best boy (drenching the bridge in marmalade)

Joseph Zecevic

Weird Owl Yankovic and the Owls of Gahoolzealand

Daniel Felesina

Indiana Jones chosing between his Nazi girlfriend or the girl he groomed

tigerhawk66

Ray "Pecorino" Romano opens a new pizza joint

Mike R

[Funny and evocative prompt]

Alexander

Girth Brooks

Asa Gray

Astrogoblin Anonymous meeting (free coffee and diskoos)

Carrie West

Catherine Beta-Jones

NickIsRadford

Black dragon Twinkothée kalameet

scott Lamont

Alternatively the armor and weapon you can craft after hunting Rathalos Patrick

Bryan Weiss

Olivia Muun

cptvictor

Whatever you make, can you make it look ai generated?

Madeline Alright

Tremors but it's Paul Atreides trying to learn the ways of "the people"

Adriano Bacuita

Just Harry Caray and Tony Soprano in a tag team cage match with RFK and his brain worm.

theedgeinshow

What if the Acolyte wasn't woke?

Kochebi

Lisan al-Jared (from subway)

Mr penis

Mark 14:51-52 but on a Harley

LeafoftheVine

The new Astrogoblin meal at Arby's

Zexyshamen

Raab (himself) 64 and team Starfox which is Johnny Foxville, Falc-o (steve-o), Slipee-Man, and Ryan Dunn as Peppy Hare with the crossed-out "pilot down" symbol over him.

Joe Pastier

Pepsi Boy's Bar Mitzvah

nb

Andy Serkis assembles the Serkis Circus

Ratking

Don't go down aisle 5. I spilled Shaquille O'Neal

Matt Shydlinski

Keeping Up With the Cardassians

Someguy587

The Sopranos' genderbent counterparts - The Baritones

Amit

Yo Gabba Ga’Hoole

jstowe18

James (Corden) and the Giant Peach

M W

Astrogoblin recreates when Ryan Dunn (RIP) went down the waterfall in a barrel

alex

Osh Kosh Torrontow B'Gosh

Ryan Light-Motley

Henry Kissinger hosts a talk show in hell (Guest: Gandhi)

Kincaid Ketcham

Ga'hoole Kohli looms over a terrified Rat James Corden, preparing to devour him whole

Bing Bong

Perc-ules in New York

Mothman eats booty

Eric Bana(na) and Chive Owen

Gollum Juice

The astronauts stuck in space deciding to smoke enough cigs to create a habitable atmosphere layer

More Betterness

The Orange Catholic Bible (Sunny D translation)

Quicksandbuddy

Mel Gibson and Jim Cavezil buy guns from Deacon the pirate antagonist from Waterworld, outside of Universal Studios Hollywood

Joseph Blownapart

St Patrizzz drives a cybertruck

Brian Spath

Andrew Lloyd Webber's Scrotum the Musical

baronharkonnen@gmail.com

Jacob does a Talented Mr. Ripley on Rahul

Leebos

Two Tarantino peas in a pseudopod

ChillyVanilly

Chet hanks, "cultural ambassador "

Tadhg Harnett

Droopy McCool’s Wario, Stiffy McLame

jstowe18

Charlie sheen realizing the drag queen he’s been eying all nights stage name is “Emilia Breast-evez.”

bozzwick

Jedi power bottoms

Junepocalypse

Ortolan Songbirdman or (The Unexpected Virtue of Not Hiding from God)

Sammy Sosa's Steroid Acne

Guest star Ryan Hailey sat in an old lawn chair eat a box of menthol cigarettes

Blade J

Erupting Burning Herringe!

direjimmy

Bamboon Margera vs Big Pussy Bonobosiero

HeyJoshRob

Those angel boys going to American Chopper

William Ambervein

Tumnus’s horny goat weed

dangxious

Uh oh, there's freaky little guys in the clouds. And they don't believe in germ theory!

Typo

The Hobbit: The Deportation of Smaug

Bailey Yeager

British wife swap innit

Bruce The Genetic Jackhammer Rando

What Patrick thinks an Englishman looks like

Hidetaka Miyazaki turned my toilet into a poison swamp

Paul Lynde as the coppertone girl

nicktelecast .

Jacob makes Patrick into man-leather boots and chaps

Bread Sweeney

7th annual glue eating contest

Japanese submarine slammed two torpedoes into her side, Chief. We was comin’ back from the island of Tinian to Leyte. We’d just

The Real Housewives of Hercules in New York

Garry

Deathstar Fleshlight "That's no goon"

NukeWarm

Patrick O'Goblin drives the woke mob out of ireland

Softly_Iris

6ft Yoda tries to buy lottery tickets at a pharmacy

Clickery21

And why should your dick not be fit for my balls?

Aksel Lessum

Everyone’s cats as palicos and Patrick as a Rathalos

Bryan Weiss

Emo boys kissing

Chris

The Muppets Take Manhattan Project

Drew Wagner

the act itself is gentile, i will leave it up to our catholic goblins what that looks like

Harper

Wedge Axidentillies and the Goon Squadron planning their assault

Daniel Brown

big bear harkonnen

Alan Ma

Enough Hannibal. More “Mandy is a fool. Ride with me! For my pleasure!” from Red Dragon.

John

Bad Lieutenant: Welcome to Mooseport of Call New Orleans

David U

"Tell 'em Large Margera sent ya!"

Ben Visconti

Nu Metal Udra

Baron Sogz

is the gentile the dom or the sub, both are good

slashx00

OJs ghost finally finding Nicole Brown and Ron Goldmans killer

David U

Lemon Glen Powell

fairytaleforhire

The Old Man and Cumlee

Claire Myers

Joker: Folie à Deune

slashx00

I'm now realizing that as a young Mennonite I would play Metaknight in smash...

David U

Harambe as King Kong

Jay Deines

Johnny Carson finally succumbs to carcinization

Lunaire of Astora

The release of escapism.

Brad

Astrogoblin track and field team learning the discus from the unsupervised guest instructor, Herc.

jraluark

The green goblins butler, explains to John wick his dog actually lived. But they're all goofy goobers.

Aaron Wallis

Turns out Chuck Schumer is responsible for the downfall of all civilizations throughout history

stushow

hello kititties she's a baddie now

Annabelle W

Bidentennial Man

Ethan

John Mayer's Mayernnaise

Terence Wiggins

Mario and Luigi go for Colonoscopies

NRay7882

Luigi Al-Gaib (mangione) rallies the J6 Choir

Sam Collins

Looney Tunes: (Bobby) Bac(ala) In Action

goooooooooob

Kachow, Carmela. I am Shpeed

Lofty Nights

[gentile femdom]

Harper

Put Patrick in an Iron lung

The last Bastion of Bastian

Sugar Bae Donovan

Dustin Willis

Yo Gabba Gabagool

Free Will

The Wrath of Khan-Clave: A Deep-Space Papal Thriller

Scrapple Roan

dash rendar in his ford pinto moments before disaster

bats

Shelob's himbo brother Helob

Rullagan

Ooh cool man, horrors beyond comprehension

saaaaaam

Millenial kids candy: Blow Pops, Airheads, Root Beer Barrels, Pop Rocks. (But combined with some other, pun-funny prompt.)

capecodnative

Midwest Midsommar

Alfy Red

Herc teaches Emmett the strong vampire to throw the discus

liam

oh cool man, a discus

Kyall Robinson

That's just astrogoblin

LLPaulJay

Hannibal in New York

Sean Banne

Watto emerges from his tomb on Easter Sunday

David Parkinson

metaknight as a Mennonite

lexilucy

Chris Pontius Pilate condemns Jesus “Wee Man” Acuña to death.

Beans

Gungan Mobile Suit

Meatshelly

Rick “The Brick” Astley

krobb1290

Who John Fetters the John Fetterman

LLPaulJay

Jesus Christ: Alpha Male Superstar

Hauntlink

Andy Circus

Brian

Big Bird donates his Gizzard to save Patrick’s life

Siôn Williamson

Your favorite game reimagined as a Narnial type

ChucklinNarwhal

Patrick's nightmare improv group.

J Jedi Jameson

Will.i.am Shatner

Juuso E Salin

Shotgun Elite: Shinzo Abe DLC

LeKa

OJ’s force ghost appearing in Bright Tree village

Glup Shiddo

Tony Hawk’s Pro Lifer 3+4

nikotopias

Hercules in Newark

GoodPostReilly

Bossk Baby

Martyn O'Neill


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