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President Vanilla Ice nuking Pyongyang and Disneyland Paris

Swisher

Friend, you are in for the mashup of your life. Go to YouTube and type in Limp Wicket by Neil Cicierega

David U

It's one of my favorite weekly forms of entertainment

David U

Big Beaver Pussy Bonpensiero

dudecar34

Steven Suddenberg aka the Titanic

SoaringSmith

Ryan Hailey’s Comet

KurtAngleScreamingYEAH

'Macho Man' Randy Newman

Kent Sheely

Weeping child holding onto an urinating president.

Ezrah

Kendrick Levar Burton

Brian Spath

Laura Dern-mher (Laura Dern but Jefferey Dahmer, very hungee)

Adam Cruse

His noodles

NRay7882

A nice smelling poo

Bruce The Genetic Jackhammer Rando

I've seen a movie about this once.

NRay7882

Boss Nass and the E Street Band

Will Stephens

Black Knight Part II: Blackdraft

Zac Rose

Cenobites in the Vatican

Driftless

Will Sassumi

Nick Martinez

Movie Poster for Charlotte’s Leo D/serial killer film

Travis Davey

White boy with a little bit of swag experiencing Sapphic yearning for the first time

The last Bastion of Bastian

Hot Ones but it's just the milk

snakpak

Gritty picks up his Clap medication incognito, Ron Mexico-style

Gene Shaughts

Odo as Mr. House

Miles Baxter

Count Orlok's fat fucking dumper

Lee

Astrogoblin LIVE from Jonestown

Ajay

Almost came at this with a Gungan Seed joke, but I'm gonna go with Gungan: Meesa From Mercureesa

TempusRimeblood

I don’t know what this is but commenting to join in

Ramathorn

yeah i got that one lol

TempusRimeblood

Bobby Slay

Beans

Stellan and his boys vs Charlie and his Angels

Maxwell

"Neil Breens Dracula"

Cody Nicholls

MegaTopolis

Dom

The Ape of Nanking

Kyall Robinson

me??? :O edit: i forgot my patreon name isn't souplife lmao

Harper

Drake in Hammer pants

Zeigeis

Blue seed shoes

Dr. Deagle

The poster for ' Star Wars Origins: Dex's Diner ' starting Will Sasso as Dexter Jettster and Johnny Knoxville as Obi-Wan Kenobi

Zexyshamen

Charlie Bucket Dab Tutorial

lilcczar89

did we do jar jar twinks already

Harper

Gungan Wing Zero

cptvictor

shit that's what I meant god damnit

lexilucy

Nosferatatouille

Skuggles

freddy vs. jason "wee man" acuña

Scrapple Roan

Donald swallowing Eric

Mr penis

Steve Buscemi's dark secret.

Lord of Skunks

Guardians of the Ga'Hoolaxy

Astrogoblin these nuts yum yum yum

Astel, Big-naturals-born of the Void

Felix Forrester

And that's that on phoning it in

Meatshelly

Ji-had dog stand

Meatshelly

Poppin' Fresh Doughboy gettin' ready to pop.

oldleech

Serbian Kingsley on an episode of Law & Order the SUV

Daniel Felesina

I don’t have anything clever this week but it does make me really happy that yall genuinely read most of these.

SundayBest

The Halftime Goon Show feat. Saure Cayde Heringe and brought to you by "Nobody Got AIDS"

Nikolaus W. Hagena

Watto, a ferengi, and a Harry Potter goblin enjoying a nice picnic.

bobdole

CEO's of AstroGob inc. and New RT play a game, specifically a choose your own adventure deep in the salt mines of Pakistan, all whilst under the influence of strong muscle relaxers. What could go wrong? Will Burnie Boy ever escape the mines? Who will be eaten first and why is it not sexual?

Chinese Boy Ganoosh

Gcuuuuuuuuuucks Amuro with Char

Forrerrist

I unironically have no idea who that is

Softly_Iris

The Boys (patrick and his homunculus) Are Back in Town!

Andrew J Burleson

Rick Steve's Lost Izalith

Heaps Biggly

A 21 spum salute

Edgar Kracis

Ryan Hailey-Welch

Kade Hensley

The destruction of Alderaan hurtling a tiny Will Sasso into space

Richard Jeter

Soup President of the United states

Adriano Bacuita

Bib Fortuna but his head schlong thingy wraps around the children from Star Wars Skeleton Crew

ChancellorWizard

Fighter of the Matt NightMan

Ethan

John Voit (John Voight except he's a collection sports balls)

Terence Wiggins

Gungan Gundam

Ethan

The goblins are starting in a remake of any movie of their choice, the only catch is they are lending their voices to puppet versions of themselves

Kochebi

Jean Reno in Reno wearing jeans that say Reno

Johnald90

woke hello kitty

Annabelle W

Backdraft Kings: betting on house fires

David U

Grindr on Naboo: Searching for Jar Jar Twinks

TempusRimeblood

Thrawn mulling over the cultural and thus strategic implications of Backdraft

zaddy.milkers

Tony Soprano lines up in front of Walmart for Spore Hero's launch

Scott Fado-Bristow

Valerian and the City of 1000 Kevin Spaceys and they’re all singing Beyond the Sea

Daniel Felesina

The Sopranus

thehobknoblin

White Grinch vs Bleached Minch: The Beach Beef Battle

Spurious Machinery

Cucks on parade - rage against the machine

Powersfrombeyond

John Will.I.Ams

Hankenstein

Santemu’s mortal nemesis: the Eastemu Bunny

Daniel Felesina

An aviary is for birds. An apiary is for bees. Appropriate, since Charlotte is the queen of bees!

Tariq Moustapha

Skeeter Valentine getting arrested for a DUI

Haste

Odo confiscating Nog’s nitrous cracker

David Jones

"i gotsta carry that cross all the way up that fuckin hill? Fuck you."

David U

Keeping up with the Cardassians

RJ

Lt Barclay mounts me Riker style in Holodeck 3

Siôn Williamson

Love me some Neil Cicierega

David U

Battle for Manhattan: The Muppets vs Jason

Erynsaurus

Backdraft X Backshots collab

PumaHands

To the tune of All Star: Somebody's got aids!

Blake Spears

Patrick and Jacob as Fodesinbeede Annodue announcing Charlotte's bumblefuck victory in the fight pits, brought to you by Totino's Pizza Rolls

Josh Mang

Marlboro Mech vs GodJUULlla

S.E.

Gul Dukat and Paulie Walnuts vs Badlandschugs in a lemonade drinking competition.

HeyJoshRob

AlaBAMa Margera Rush season

Garry

Sylvester "The Bone" Stallone

NickIsRadford

Partick Tarvolta's buen penis

cptvictor

Scooby finds out that dog years don't count when it comes to the online distribution of pornography.

Fun!

Limp wicket

Softly_Iris

Crash Bam-dacoot

Chicofriend

Charlotte Apiary (charlotte full of birds)

lexilucy

Matt DayMan

Angelo Encapera

Tony Hawk Tuah

LLPaulJay

The AngelllBoys showing off their Birkin bags at a Boonta Eve Classic

Ratking

Jehovahs witnesses and Mormon missionaries fight to convert Patrick

tigerhawk66

Dexter: Dark Embryo

Daniel Brown

Charlotte pulling an Air Bud and saving the 76ers season

Drew Wagner

The Monument men awkward post gangbang hang

M B

Jabba the Hutt at Pizza Hutt

fairytaleforhire

C-Slee-P Joe

Tariq Moustapha

Velociraptor making a soft cheese

Japanese submarine slammed two torpedoes into her side, Chief. We was comin’ back from the island of Tinian to Leyte. We’d just

Two cats fighting in an alley over territory dominance but one of them lack object permanency.

Dustin Willis

sorry, had to double dip the comment shop

Max Hart

Gorbachev Gets Gangrene

Max Hart

Rimsky-Korsakov's Prolapse of the Nobles

Horsey Chobunso

the way this just rolls of the tongue 🥵💅

Max Hart

Two hogs on a hog

Cowboy Baby

Pineapple upside down cake farts

Lou

Neon genesis evanGoopion

goooooooooob

Presented by Goop: Evangelion Lego Sets

Gollum Juice

big ratuals

an0rpm

Ernest Goes to Epstein Island

Michel Lichand Mendonça

God dammit, Sydney Sweeny shit in the bed again.

NRay7882

will and Grace final episode inspired by heavens Gate

Tadhg Harnett

Dennis the Menace in Venice Beach (a five year old befriending beach bums)

Mike R

Kevin Sorbo disappointed he can't be Hollywood ambassador

CrazyFireFerret and Lizzylar

Die Hard: Two Deep, Two Greedily

Paul Sheckarski

Hey Charlotte can you add lego batman please

Clickery21

DMV ran by Jawas and Tuskan raiders

Kai Pierce

Tom Brady’s husk upon the golden throne

Bryan Weiss

Dipping dots, equistrian crimes, and dollar store pickle brines

picklepete

The 2025 Defenestration of Hollywood

dudecar34

OmeletteSavoury political takeover of Astrogoblin

Lydsy

Just a cute lil character actress

nicktelecast .

Sailor Jerry (Seinfeld)

dangxious

Valentine's Day with RFK

Just Joe

Flesh bucket hat vs flesh cowboy hat jihad

CeeBass

Hayden Chris-Hansen busting Watto

Elaine “Local Girl” Wiley

"ayo Ton' I got a crown of thorns eh"

Bailey ate all the beans

Tony Shaloub starring as B’omarr Monk

Glup Shiddo

Dale Earnhardt's Pod Racer

Asa Gray

Backdraft 3: The Search for Curly’s Gold. Which is seed not gold please stop confusing it.

John

Suburba yelling at the youth podracing coach

Eibhlìn NicColla

They did it! The Globetrotters won the Super Bowl!

Brendon Abbl

Tim Curry has escaped and is wreaking havoc at the pool

Jamie Clarkson

Beansie and Beans (Even Stevens) beat each with rocks

Madeline Alright

Buen Penis, the Don of the Portuguese mafia

mitchshow

David’s Muzzle Puzzle

liam

Charlotte's best day as told by Patrick

Selesta Tsukino

It’s Midsommar, Charlie Brown!

Nat Schwarz

Grover being in the We the People party

Bailey ate all the beans

Mustache Massacre

stushow

Patrick "Bitch Boy" Brown sailing as a Pirate of the Gulf of America (He has Scurvy)

Bailey Yeager

Hugh Jackman and the robot from Real Steel (2011) are in a public and poly relationship with Chappie from Chappie (2015)

alex

Will Sasso clone army.

J Jedi Jameson

Mighty Morphin Power Bottom

Ralph d. Apel

Peter Paul "Paulie Walnuts" Gualtieri experiences The Passion

Bailey ate all the beans

Watto at the nurnburg trials

Aksel Lessum

Sloth joins the Mafia: HEY GOOMAAA

saaaaaam

The Astrogoblin gang working at a Baja Fresh. Jon Voight is the Manager and the customers are various people from astrogoblin history. (Cue the Bam Margera impressions)

MrCmh

Centrist coward Elmo

Hog

Jar Jar escaping the the Gulag

Max Hart

Patrick x Vincent D'onofrio water birth (but the water is piss)

Buttchug

Mike Patton of Faith No More at the Universal Epic Universe park

nellyfrommovies

James Woods you rather.

Claire Myers

Cross Angel, Fashion Consultant

Free Will

Tom Hanks using a Life Straw to snort cocaine

Sean Murphy

Why can’t you do something nice

Darren Casserly

Harry Mudd the seed peddler

Quicksandbuddy

Cannibalism and survival on the MINIONette.

Nathaniel Dixon

CKYn, a collaboration between CKY and Skyn

Lunaire of Astora

East Coast Prime, the ultimate East Coast being.

GoodPostReilly

Leprecoin - The only meme coin officially endorsed by Leprechauns

SteamedJams

LGBT Let's Go Birds Truckasaurus

Rullagan

Shitting Elvis carried to Valhalla

Baron Sogz

yeet man in the ring with gooner

Denis McGuire

Shmi Hulud (the Fremen sold her)

Ben Visconti

(pls let him do the photoshop)

slashx00

Design your own flesh hat with the Hollywood ambassadors

Curd Nerd

General Robert E. Bruce Lee

NukeWarm

Nu metal RFK

Alexander

"a look into the dark and twisted mind of patrick brown" - by patrick brown, 2025

slashx00

Holy shit! Ryan Dunn and Paul Walker are drag racing for charity

Brian

That's my mfin boi

Sean Banne

Ron Perlman

Andrew Sterling

Charlotte draw a Dale-Penis fanart

Sean Banne

Musk and Trump replacing DEI with CEI

Hidetaka Miyazaki turned my toilet into a poison swamp

Constable Jacob investigates Jan 6th

heartajack

Patrick creates an "Infinite Jest" cartridge to entertain Charlotte and Jacob to death

Leebos

Goats with hats

Ryan Pelton


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