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The Comment 'Shop 14 Prompt!

We're all back in the same room for this one, so bring the heat. What's Charlotte cooking up today?

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Jesse Ventura vs Charlotte, Destroyer of Turtles

Jane

The trio's artistic rendition of famed drug dealer Submachinegun

JFactor

Biden and Raygun embarking on a brat summer together

Dee

the dnc but with free roaming donkeys of questionable intent with human hands

jim nope

Tom Hardy as Venom

Cugi

Foie Gras corn dogs with some jello salad

Toots McGavin

alternate reality goblins Shallot, Kabob, and Crabstick enjoying their new Demobazza apparel

ben l

What is your new internet connected smart device that will take the world by storm?

Andrew Sterling

Cenobites Charlotte & Jacob force Patrick to play Shadowman for all eternity

Driftless

Patrick buying smack off Grimace's Irish uncle

JRMX

A Gundam selecting their new Astrogoblin model kit from one of those questionable stores

Colin Sharpe

An ostrich with a peen as long as its neck, but both heads are buried in the sand.

Trevor Sudbury

Eddie Vedder free soloing El Capitan on his search for that one microphone that was stuck in the rafters that one time. Maybe add Bella from twilight chasing him down like in Breaking Dawn

Siôn Williamson

Rise of the planet of the Jaws

David Barber

General Tso's mtg card

ChillyVanilly

Hog wrasslin' added to the 2028 LA Olympics

Robert Fransen

The Acolyte Season 2 poster

TCKingCeryn

humanity ending itself with the monopoly man doing that puppeteer thing while money burns in the background.

b00n

Harry Caray fighting JD Vance in the crowd of a Creed concert

theedgeinshow

The Great Hogmancer ruling with an iron fist

Juuso E Salin

Tim Walz helping Kamala out of a coconut tree

Trigar Hunter

include the mewing faces from the goblin wobblin thumbnail

phatandlazycow

the hit sitcom Everybody Loves Almond (and his tall deep-voice brother nut, Filbert)

gregorama97

The pilgrims riding across the Atlantic ocean on a choo choo train to land at Plymouth rock.

donaldtello

Charlotte literally “Cooking Up” this Comment ‘Shop.

Cody Nicholls

opposums playing smash bros mocking the smallest one with the cheap controller they found in someones trash

Zen Window

Borderlands movie poster, but with the twist of the casting actually making sense… OR being more geriatric 🤔

bozzwick

Tobin Bell’s character from The 4th Floor in a Saw trap.

Michael Herrmann

the phillie phanatic trapped in the painted world of ariamis alongside other unholy mascots

Tadhg Harnett

Engelbert Humperdinck jumphumps a sink

WalkingMirror

Marika stuffing Jacob into the meaty innards of a Gundam like one of the jar-people

Juan A.

Adam and Steve

Juan A.

There's recent video of this.

NRay7882

Desperate house cats

Kikaimato

the Phillies Day Care as the Astrogoblin logo

Drew Wagner

The monster found deep in the swamps of New England

NRay7882

Biblically Accurate Astro Goblin

Leebos

woke ivf center

an0rpm

A food cart vendor who sells rats on a stick, steamed in his own piss. A family tradition.

John Malueg

The Existential Goblin Butt Size Metagame Quandary

Spurious Machinery

Worst card from Magic the Gathering's DNC booster pack

melifiknow

Idk probably a Gungan Gundam piloted by jon voight jarjar binks or something

Dr. Deagle

Exposing the Ferengi Olympic doping program

Brian

The Phillie Phanatic, Gritty, Swoop and Franklin the Dog eating a fancy Italian restaurant.

tigerhawk66

Obama and Biden endorsing Camel-a (the Camel from Camel cigarettes) while Tim Walz eats a white boy taco

LLPaulJay

Green Inferno 2: The Mr. Beast Games

Brian

Patrick unhinging his jaw to eat newborn animals at the Minnesota state fair while Fairchild and Fairborne look on in horror.

Alfy Red

Gollum from the awful video game getting slapped by Tony Soprano

Miauchanto

Death metal album cover that incorporates Astro Goblin in some way

Sean Murphy

Patrick wearing a skin face mask of Ms Rachel giving a Ted Talk on why cigarettes are good for kids over 3, with a Ciggy the cigarette puppet.

Dustin Willis

Mech Jacob

Taryn

Ciggie mukbang sequel: mewing mukbang (surrounded by mewing gadgets) also rfk is there

Softly_Iris

Two gentlemen frogs having a duel with a crying lady-frog looking on.

Ryan Pelton

Elon Musk's Robocop

Haste

Phillies World Series MVP Shadowman

saaaaaam

Zachary Levi trying to explain how Liggetts are actually cool to his cast mates on the set of Harold and the purple crayon.

Dean U

Gundam heavyarms with a Jacob Fullerton back piece

liam

Chad Strongjaw slamming some mewing tobacco (sorry I know you told us not to do callback references)

Barfait ᕦ༼༎ຶ_༎ຶ༽ᕗ

Astrogoblin origin Farside cartoon

Matthew

Detectives Data and La Forge investigate the black mold growing in JK Rowling’s home.

Honey-Boo-Boo

Double snuffed oreos and chawcolate chip cookies

bruce

Earthworm James

dangxious

Harrison Ford redhulking over George L

angad_ungith

FentLand With the newly refurbished screaming baboon pavilion

Hauntlink

Shadow Man (as Lenny) being put down by Patrick ala Of Mice And Men

Free Will

Communist Hulk Hogan

Nibblonians

B'omarr monk at their first day of spider robot monk kindergarten (Grogu themed backpack included)

Donald Mahanahan

Q hosts the disastrous Mr. Q Continuum Games

CrazyFireFerret and Lizzylar

Battlebots but the insides are meat instead of circuits

Hauntlink

An advertisement for Mormon RealDolls

Jake

Little Jimmy gets lost in the sauce

Danny Thrasher

George Lucas and J.R.R Tolkien cosplaying as Characters from their creations

Adriano Bacuita

Shadow Man cleaning Patrick’s kitchen

Ralph d. Apel

Minch running from the law (his atrocity’s have come to light)

Bradley Sweeney

General Grievous’ collection of Jedi shake-weights. He hosts classes at the local gym.

Seth Heder

The cats of the members of Astro Goblin start an MLM scheme

Chelsea D'Amore

Australian breakdancer in mortal kombat

SteamedJams

Astrogoblins in a trenchcoat sneaking into the DNC to steal the presidential nomination

LocalArchLich

Lou Bega as a fromsoft boss

David Houghtaling

What about the three of you as your favorite animals

Dalton Easterwood

Paul Blart: RoboCop

GoodPostReilly

Grimace's uncle, uncle o'grimacy comes to visit

Baron Sogz

The photoshop AI in its workshop making masterpieces

Conor

Jacob but with harsher features (like tilda swinton)

Bradley Sweeney

Rejected collectors popcorn bucket designs

SteamedJams

The hamburglar beating John Cena up in the waffle house parking lot

Hey Jawnny I'm in Philly for WM XV what's there to do in Philly 25 years ago

what does astrogoblin heaven look like?

Baron Mathot

Presidential Candidate shaped, limited edition, Marijuana edible Eggos (just in time for 420)

Gollum Juice

Patrick the Brown, Patrick the Grey and Patrick the White

Phil Golubovich

10000 ants

Micah Boy

Call me Cismale (moby dick themes and shit)

Jay Deines

Quark getting an ear massage

Quicksandbuddy

John Shadowman, US Senator of the Deadside

nellyfrommovies

Willard, but with little Grimaces instead of rats

stushow

Sketchup

Joe Leasure

Capybara on jet ski. Wave race64 style

theletterj


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