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[No Ads] S2 Ep. 13 - Children of the Code

The teens finally get some gosh darned answers around here!

This episode contains Profanity and Sexual Content.

[No Ads] S2 Ep. 13 - Children of the Code

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Someone else mentions this on here, but it's pretty wild that a comedy podcast has the most terrifying and evil antagonist.

withinmyself

I'm so sad that Anthony doesn't like this season. It's one of my favorites and I love going back and listening to it..

Abby Amsel

I love hearing Beth find her characters voice and angle over the past few episodes, and how it seems to feed Will into fully locking in with Norm.

Steven Austin

Intro🏔️

I hate Italians

holy shit this episode is so good 😭

mothernaychore

My first thought was to write an infernal contract with a "typo" and then make the typo the spelling of a new word that completely changes the contract.

tonyblitz

Not even done with the intro yet. Oh. My. Gods. This is killer

Foxally

Beth makes it so easy to hate on scary great role playing!!

Saucey McBurgerpants

Beth KILLED the intro. 💀👏🏻

Enamored

When I heard “Willy Stampler,” I nearly threw up. This guy is a complete nightmare.

Mak

The music as we meet Willy again is sooo good.

welcometojen

To be fair, his son killed him first ;)

Bram

remember that time last ep when Beth was like "oh like UFC" and Anthony was like "oh I guess" and then this ep we learn the Sonics is the Bullywugs Unfortunate Foster Children . Once again Beth's intuition it top fucking tier

Caz Flip Smith

No, he's still awful.

Aylis J Lind

In other news I'm really glad now that they skipped a generation because the grandparents overall did an okay job, and now we have a set of dads that we can be really mad at...

Aylis J Lind

Willie Stampler is still the fucking worst.

Aylis J Lind

Bro what the fuck

Bethany

The first time I listened to this episode I felt conflicted. Then I went back and listened to death of a salesmen. I don’t feel conflicted anymore.

Panda_Dork

They put Willie's nuke in the mansion that Glenn summoned in the final episode of Season 1

Logan Wicker

YES!!

Rachel MacArthur

The reveal with the eye of the doodler is so so good. Especially with the immediate theme coming in. This pod is so cinematic I get chills!!! Also the fact scarys patron is Willy is inspired I love her so much

Kris ✌️

Lol Sofi stadium is one of the venues actual Taylor Swift is playing at this year

Ashley

This came out of left field. Scarf’s patron!

DanTheWriter

I'll be so fucking mad if WILLY STAMPLER is gonna get a redemption are the man tried to kill his son

kyle

I need more beth rap!

Clayton Brewer

in a way that kind of makes sense as Beth has mentioned Ron was originally built as a tiefling, a race known for having a fiendish heritage

Caz Flip Smith

The intro is one of my favorite things to exist on this planet

Adrien Gonzales

Anthony wrote a villan that I actually felt fear of seeing again and that's insane to me 10/10 love this podcast

King ETL

this episode is so insanely intense i was on the edge of my seat by the end

Cove

Which episode did the dads blow up a house? I can’t remember

Codey mcfate

Oh my god that intro was absolutely amazing! Dungeons and Daddies is the best pod cast. Debate me cowards! :)

Leon the Lucid

That intro slapped so hard

Angus Muir

Intro was so fcking good btw

Chantelle Black

Huh…they could use the dictionary to make a word whose definition is the complete understanding of the state of the world and everyone would then automatically know and understand it. Maybe there is something they could do there to weaken to doodler.

Thomas Donovan

So good

Heidi Yi Febinger

YES! THIS!

Lazaretto

I need an episode where Henry, Ron, Darrell, and Glen interact with the teens…let them know the struggle of role playing multiple characters talking to each other by yourself as sweet Anthony has done so often over the last few years 🤌🏻🤌🏻

Talon Crookston

Such an amazing episode! Anthony's description at the end gave me CHILLS.

Sharity Galyean

I screamed "NO!" In my car lol. I got a coworker into this podcast and i am eagerly awaiting being able to talk about it with someone haha.

Tamara Wharton

Wow Anthony that Pringles can joke. Will’s laugh is normally booming loud but it got him so good he was immediately out of breath lol

FreshPrinceOfBenHare

Oh wow, holy shit, its all coming together full circle! They didn't turn into moles though, Henry turned into a wombat (at the "football" game.) I'm wondering if that's a mistake or if it's something that got lost in translation when the relm got swapped?

Chantelle Black

this episode was insane and so good but did anyone else notice that when scary was talking about her root Taylor sounded like Beevis from beevis and butthead

King Clownboy

This was SUCH a good episode oh my GOD the last 15 mins had me REELING

RedCat Studio

Fave intro of all time! Killed it Beth 😁

Toni Watson

this was fucking crazyyyy I love it!!!

Clove

What a fucking twist! I've been loving this season, and this takes everything to a new level! Absolutely fantastic, I cannot wait to hear the next episode!

Gwynn

Dead people typically don't grow up

Jason Melton

I mean... I feel like who her patron is was pretty explicitly stated

Jason Melton

Great storytelling, Anthony! I’m always so impressed by the plot twists you introduce!

frogo

Super late to this but, Vsauce recently posted a breakdown on the, “Fart Limit” and he states that if your farts were 100x they would completely take away your since of smell and could cause paralysis. If they were 1000x more powerful (which lets be honest Henry’s was) it could kill you instantly. So, I believe the library should have been slain to the great bowels of Henry the Cathedral Oak!

Robert Burkhart

My friends and I just finished an evil campaign where I was a PC/BBEG. It happened pretty early on, and the DM and I conspired on my motivations and the logistics needed for me to betray and ultimately destroy the rest of the party (which I did TPK them… temporarily). The thing is, my friends were surprised that I turned on them despite it being an evil campaign. My PC was evil from the start…just likable. I’m saying all this because I have a working theory that Beth may be the BBEG of this campaign. Her interactions with Willy and Willy’s attitude throughout this episode is concerning, and I think Anthony (or at least Willy) is trying to Emperors Palpatine scary into being evil…and powerful af. I mean she’s level 8 whilst the rest of the party is level 3, and she’s kind of reminds me Anakin the whining. I have to say, I’m really enjoying this season and look forward to seeing if my conspiracy theory is right!!

Rasheed Mitchell

Pretty sure I've figured out who the big baddie is going to be after this episode. Good luck boys

Alex Chamberlain

~~~Episode spoiler theory~~~ . . . . Wow…I have a fun theory on who Scary’s patron is after this episode…perhaps why she became a Warlock since someone was able to start listening to and spying on the dads for a very long time now.

Terran Benedict

Sorry dude, didn't expect this to get seen by someone who hasn't listened to the episode yet :(

Saysca

but holy **** the intro :0

Owen

well that's a big ol spoiler :/

Owen

The opener in this is an all-timer for sure! And the reveals in the episode *chefs kiss* The obsidian door, Willy as Scary's patron, the sun being the doodler's eye! All incredible, well done Anthony

Saysca

Whenever the ending music starts I get so sad. I want to binge these because they’re so good.

Charsis

Days later and I'm still coming back to relisten to that opener. That's one of my favorites openers to date XD Also I hope y'all know that my boss and I both listen to this podcast while working, and we both had to stop working to just Process what the fuck all happened in this episode. I'm so excited for future episodes, things are kicking off!

Jin

I honestly was about to give up on this season, I haven't been into this season as much as the first one. But this episode was really good it brought me back into it and I'm excited for the next episode. BTW the cold opening was fantastic.

john noble

The opener was freaking BRILLIANT

What do we want, time travel. When do we want it. That's Irrelevant!

I was straight up 😱 the whole time

Jess Thomas

That was a wicked episode ⚡️

Jess Thomas

Taylor was soo goddamn funny this episode. Mr. Blue Sky 😂

Oliver

I can’t believe you’ve done this. I lost my shit when Willy came back. This whole turn of events has me shook.

Emma Loosky

Your icon is amazing 👨‍🍳

Rose Meadows

It’s easier to get away with cruelty, manipulation, and grooming when you are…. Plus it’s infuriating lol

Rose Meadows

Anthony, sir, holy goddamn shit. This was SO good. Also Link continues to be best boy 💚

Rose Meadows

Is the realm they're in an eye? Or being looked at? The night coming and going quick is blinking. The black sun is the pupil. The jagged lines are veins.

Matt Johnson

omg they’re #adulting😋

stank

I think we get one free “fuck you, Anthony” every time he pulls this shit, right? Goddamn this episode was good

Emmie

Me and some of my friends were running a campaign that takes elements from dungeons and daddies and we had it take place 20 years after the events of season 1 and our dm had to rewrite part of the campaign after this episode

Ben Kowal

Twist. Scarys patron is not only willy but willy Ron and terry jr. The real patron is step parentage. I would like to think that wherever he is, Ron heard this intro.

William Thomas

Did anyone else get super uncomfy with the grooming vibes? It’s a true testament to the character work on the show but still creeeeepy.

Rebecca Synnestvedt

😱😱😱😱

Heidi Nehls

BEST INTRO EVER!!!!!!

Justin Pellerin

HOLY SHIT!!!! I'm so glad it tied all back together!! Willy coming back!! Shit!!! That was SUCH a good episode!!

CC Ellermann

literally goosebumps all over my body

Ciaran boyd

Instead of exploding people into money, the Root of All Evil should sprout a money tree from their corpse.

Zac Childs

Beth used an ability from the Fiend subclass (devils own luck or somethinf) this episode so idk. They might also just prioritize the story over the subclass flavor.

Owls

Dope intro!

James Reid

Ah that makes sense, don't wanna mess up the flow there with Willy. Thank you!

Annie Banannie

Holy shit! Definitely a milestone episode. Insane!

Pablo Acosta

I think this was an "I'm the DM and this is happening" kind of moment. The D20 only gives you more info, doesn't afect the outcome

Franco Muscellini

Baller intro, lost my mind this morning before work. One thing confused me though. When willy used misty step to get through the door closing, Lincoln had a nat 20 for strength in shutting the door while Taylor had a 3. So does Taylor's 3 affect the nat 20 to give Willy enough time to see where to misty step to or wouldn't the door have shut before he had a chance to cast Misty step? I'm only this podcasts level of DnD understanding plus season 1 of Critical Roll, just wanted to understand since it had me confused... Otherwise, this tie up of the realms mixing and swapping is so good, could not see that coming!

Annie Banannie

An amazing close to the opening arc!!! I was nervous alongside the cast in the first few episodes but y’all have really gotten it there! I can’t wait for the rest of this journey 💖

Chelle Crotinger

Lost my mind when Freddy mentioned “Ryton” the village I currently live in and have lived in all my life. So strange. We live in a simulation. Why would Freddy Wong talk about Ryton ahahaha

Luke McIsaac

Holy shit

Daniel Ramos

What a wild ride

Alex Guillemette

This was perfect. The way the mystery unfolds at the same speed you're figuring it out. The realization comes just before the secret is revealed. just wonderful.

MeetooCat

I can't wait for them to find a doodlerised poodle thats like "oh look, a bunch of baby-dick humans, fuck zeez idiots"

Kieron Lowther

The implications ... so the lizard person corpse they found in the first episode probably was Cern's son, and the golden dragon in the Headquarters dungeon suggests that the DADDIES were hunting fantasy creatures that escaped the swappening not just doodlerised creatures, and the disagreement between the other dads and Nick was because someone suggested realm-swapping with Hell to keep running from the Doodler, and the fact that the Whale (and the Nick Jr face wall) can speak suggests there is a Very Good Dog somewhere in the Headquarters, and it's pretty fucking sus that so many of the doodler incursions involved things of particular interest to Willy, like life extension and child manipulation, and that the most rebellious teen kept getting more powerful, and now they've opened a door to Willy who was waiting for them and can apparently see what's going on

Serenity4Jane

Fuck..... I know Anthony hates compliments but damn man that was fucking amazing.

Arianna Barry

This week's reveal just demonstrates why I keep listening -- I can appreciate Anthony's foresight on the meta-level while being like "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" on the level of the story/characters level because [spoilers, lolz, can't say this in the comments]

Cactus Pear

LETS GO

Laz

AHAHAHA i started laughing as soon as the opening notes of real scary started playing, what a throwback and SO PERFECT for last week!! killin it 🔥🔥🔥

Merridwyn

If I had to hazard a guess, I'd say it would be because it just makes him that much more hateable

Drednot

Cooking with 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Phoenix Vizva’i

probably my favorite ep so far of season 2! the way my jaw dropped once i realized what was happening at the end here. i was driving in the canyon fog & I let out an embarrassingly honest 'UR KIDDING ME' scream. hopefully i did not spook a coyote.

coco joelle

I mean it is also kind of a pyramid episode lol

Anita Bonkit

The intro was amazing. I wish I made a Reddit post about it so people would believe when I say I almost figured out code purple back when Link and Taylor were getting interrogated by the fake FBI. I thought they switched the realms themselves not the people in the realms.

Jimmy Anthon

Awesome episode!!! Y'all are the DnD players/dm I aspire to be!!!

Jamie Savino

Beth OWNED that intro!!

Emeryth

Anthony, kindly explain yourself: why is Willy handsome?

Zahny Guthrie

I yelled "FRY'S ELECTRONICS!" at the exact same time as Freddy

Elsa (Ness)

dadz bop 2 is going to be SO GOOD

fllyingstars

But Taylor THINKS he is

fjordy4

When he said the man was "crushingly handsome," I 100% thought it was David Boreanaz. Took a good 10 minutes for me to figure it out.

fjordy4

I fuckin’ knew it would be him behind that door! Man, this to me is this season’s pyramid episode, this is where it really starts!

Emilio95

Anthony Really just pulled out checkovs firing squad on this one

Autumn Pearson

bro best episode BY FAR

JaeBoy .

BRO WTF

JaeBoy .

Hey quick question, what the fuck?

Shane Murphy

Rocks Rock but so did this intro I mean holy frick guys

raven rodger

So good you guys thank you

Michael Hodges

Beth is doing too good of a job at making me hate Scary, I can barely stand to listen to her during the meeting with Willy

Drew Ruchti

So if things were to go south with a certain warlock patron they met in this episode, could the teens write his name, or put a picture of him as a new definition of evil in this dictionary, and the world of NPCs will know this patron as the new definition of evil?

Jareth

One of the best episodes put out so far! All of the revelations are so crazy!

Mark Mayfied

Episodes that make me laugh and then crush my bones while my guard is down

King Clownboy

Oh my gosh this weeks intro is absolutely amazing

Rosie from Earth

Yo wtf??? Why’d y’all have to fucking make a representation of generational trauma and the Gen Z and Gen Alpha experience/embodiment of the existential dread of having to clean up the mess that was kicked down the road towards us by the previous generations??? Also yeah the intro was great but why does that seem to be what everyone is talking about?? There was mind shredding reveal after mind shredding reveal???

Victor Valentine

Literally fell to my knees in a Walmart listening to this ep

Butabitz

This episode- APAB = All Parents Are Bastards.

Andrew Duck

Holy shit that intro was amazing.

Jess Houwen

Damn Beth

Clark Kent

I've always pictured Willy as a white Tony Dalton

Trystn Brown

Suggestion for the next intro: Poetic music fades in. We hear Normally's calm voice "Dearest Carlos, how is Ecuador this time of year? Recently, America has been wickity-wack. (cont)"

Trystn Brown

Tbh hate to say it but with this teen fact I’ve officially become Link

Megan Barnett

That intro was FIRE!!

NarukiTooth

Wow, that was a torrent of emotions. Best ep of the season so far!

M DocFry

The intro 😚👌

Ian Dack

This entire time I thought the amplifier was a guitar amp and that there would be some sick guitar solo from Glen or taylor.

High frank

Willy is so good at manipulating. I forgot how much he skeeves me out. It feels like he did just enough introspection to become even more dangerous. The way he knows just the right thing to say to Scary to latch onto her insecurities and her desire for validation, damn. It feels very real and true to character for her to be swayed by him, and I appreciate that honesty. It's also very relatable and my teenage self feels uncomfortably seen lol

Viyerre

That was the best episode yet, great job to everyone who worked on it!!

Lazaretto

Um yikes at the ending

Thomas Jones

The hardest mf intro yall ever done

Daniel Shelton

So question to Anthony,if he's the most attractive man in his words what's that look like,like what's Anthony's type?

Emma Kennedy

Hey what the fuck I need to go to work after this how tf am i supposed to function

Jones Caldwell

Omg! My entire third grade class had Russian penpals! It was so cool. They wrote to us in better English than we wrote to them lol

Cat Dombrowski

Wow, the character reveal in this episode made my stomach drop! I don't think I've ever been genuinely scared of a character before. Brilliant twist!!

Ben Davies

THAT INTROOO

Nerdsome Noel

Yes, give me that sweet sweet lore

Collin Hoepf

When may hale said “thumb thymes things choose you” I really felt that

Matt

This episode DESTROYED me, I was screaming in public, at work,,

CalicoMartinLyfrassir

Came here to say this

Matthew McAdams

Best intro ever!

Anthony Lavine

SHUT UP WITH THAT INTRO MAN!!! THAT'S SO FUCKIN GOOD GUYS!!!! Also that was such an intense ending omg this was so visual and some fantastic work from everyone

Joshua Allenby

THE FUCKING INTRO MAN

Alex Wade

Its explicitly confirmed when Willy says he 'helped her out'

Ben Sulton

Jesus christ this intro song is the best yet

Alexander Jude

Sooo many visual moments in this one, especially that last line holy shit!!!!! Also, everyone's saying it already, but ya'll need to make an album. You've all got serious talent!!

D'Arci Love

This episode is just.. so amazing. Anthony is so good that these twists and building up this world its magnificent

Ellie Caseria

New favorite intro song

765241838 .

I mean not that itll help a ton but hes like 14-15 so slightly less disturbing

Ellie Caseria

THANK YOU FOR THE INTRO

Anthony Mertson

The intro!!!!!!!! 😂😂😂

rezprez2020

So, I need to go and listen to the first episode again but is Scary's patron Willy? Kinda got that vibe from this episode

Curious Snake

There's one here for season one!

Trystn Brown

Can a homunculus age? 🤔 Can't wait for them to meet giant-zombie-paeden again

Trystn Brown

The intro is sooo good, I'll listen to the rest in a minute but thank you that was excellent lol

Viyerre

What's the fucking opposite of a five-footer? This episode!!

Jack Stone

THAT INTROOOOO. i HAVE BEEN waiting for another beth rapping moment shit.

tori

I really enjoyed the episode it just felt a bit rushed through for me. Yeah alot happened but the rhythm felt off to me

Berry Kay

It's the multiverse of dadness!

Alex Da San Martino

Holy shit

Stikas

When I tell you my jaw DROPPED at the end…

Samantha Mann

I can't take Lincoln seriously when he's giving a strong argument cause I'm imagining a literal young Slenderman saying all this because he's 12 and 6' 3" lol

Jack Stone

I have season tickets there

James Curtiss

SoFi stadium 👀👀

James Curtiss

I just lost my shit listening to this episode. Thank you for making a comedy that makes me feel so many emotions!

Jenna Putnam

Best intro, can't be topped.

Kyle

Favourite S2 episode holy shit

Daisy Terry

Willy being Scary's patron is giving me teenage girl on Kik in early 2010s vibe

FusRohNahSon

BEST INTRO SOOOO FAR🔥🔥🔥

Zak

I ADORE the music when they're meeting Willy. This episode is just a wonderful payoff to a lot of cool shit Also, idk what kind of warlock Scary is (great old one?), but Willy is giving off BIG Archfey vibes. Love it

jmethelizbian

The last line Anthony delivers is horrifying. So well done.

Caleb

That intro was fire

Ethan M DèLore

Possibly the best episode of season 2

WarmSalad

This intro slaps! Are you sure this isn't a new music podcast?

Chelsea Judd

Strong contender for best intro

Pharez Scruggs

Okay scratch that, I think this might be the best episode so far 🤯 I keep squealing with excitement and getting some very suspicious looks from other passengers on this train

Lazy0tter

I’m SCREAMING at the slim shady intro, this is incredible!! beth sounds great!!!!

Saint Kelp

God I was so ready for the extremely handsome man to be Paeden. I wanted Paeden to grow up to be handsome man

Haley Borden

THAT INTRO THO

Jebediah Stone

"if you're a good person you get back in there!"

Haley Borden

I really wish there was dungeons and daddies albums on spotify

Allison

This intro is WONDERFUL

Jess

Wow, this was a crazy episode

katie

What a freaking twist

Mark Smiley

😍😍😍

Mr. Crafte

WHAT AN INTRO! It’s so good it’s… scary

Matthew Li

Can I just say.............. .CAAAAAAAAAAALLLLEEEEDD IIIITTTTTT!!!!!

Mike Deme

INCREDIBLE INTRO I CANT HANDLE IT

Mel Bee

NEW FAVOURITE INTRO OH MY FUCKING GOD

Lazaretto

accurate af

Simon P

BEST INTRO IM SCREAMING

Amara Davidson

That intro is incredible 🤌

Jace Christiansen

facts hahahahaah

Justice Joy Skerritt

Literally shrieking at how great this intro is.

JP

THE INTRO AJDJAKSKSKSMS

Justice Joy Skerritt

This has to be my favorite intro out of any episode ever

Wanderer

I think this has to be the best recap so far! We need a Scary feature on Rocks Rock 👌

Lazy0tter

In-credible intro.

Matthew Forrest

This cold open is just.... this is my favourite intro now

Kels and Kirsten

I need to be able to listen to the intro on repeat

Wyatt MacLeod

Do people still describe things as fire? Because if so, that intro is fire.

Caleb

What a BANGER of an opening!!! Beth fuckin ROCKED IT!!!

Emily Hassett

I’m fucking WEAK at this intro Beth you are INCREDIBLE

Kiera Conrad

Henry oak wrote the caption

Nicole Boisseau

This intro though! Great jobs team!

Matt Jaworowski

That opening was incredible!

Zachary Baker

Doodlerized Parodies. It's my band name, back off.

Sam B

This intro is everything to me.

Audrey

Holy shit Beth! THAT INTRO 🤩

Ashley Liggins

It might be recency bias but this is one of my favorite intros!

Drew Fitzpatrick

Loving this intro. They just keep getting better and better.

Nimbus

Alright FINE, that opening was better than it had any business being.

MrMach6

this is the best podcast of all time holy shit Beth May

Jaina Brannan

Is the title in reference to "children of the corn" or "children of the grave"?

Jospeh Moore

Please create an album of the intros 🥺

2300kay

One of the best musical intros so far!!

Juna

BETH OMG

Curd !

Yall have to stop topping your banger intros!!

Mike Deme

Dang Beth spitting bars

George Valenzuela

They just keep oneuping the intros. It just keeps geting better

Franco Muscellini

Scary is the main character

Sarahhh

Woo hoo! Was just poking around my podcasts wondering what to listen to! Omg. Beth!! Be still my heart.

BumblingRose

Might be my fav intro daddies

Michael Singer

BETH THIS INTROOOO

Allie Gowins

Beth, omg I think I'm gonna put that on repeat

Corey Herold

omgggg beth

Julie Adams

That intro!!! I'm fucking screaming!!!

Franco Muscellini

Woooooah!!!

Byron Lewis

Holy shit beth!

Jake W

Oh boy already excited

Michael

YEEEEESSSSSSSSS

Paul Sontaro

I know we say this a lot, but best intro ever.

J.S.

Close

Sean Hegarty

First baybee let's go! The intro is too lit

Alexander Abrams

Love this show

Sean Hegarty


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