Gentlemen. Tips crown-shaped fedora
I get the occasional comment wondering why Sombra's regalia looks so whorish. They assume it's just because I'm horny, and I'm here to assure you that that is NOT the case. There is a very solid, very logical, very practical reason for Sombra's skimpy attire.
You see, Sombra is acclimated to the frigid climate of the Frozen North. He is not, however, acclimated to the warmer temperatures that the rest of Equestria has to offer. He's very sensitive to heat, and what better way to keep himself from overheating than to simply be half-naked all the time? So there you have it, a very solid, very logical, very practical reason for Sombra's whorish regalia that has NOTHING to do with me being woefully horny. I'm not horny; I don't have a horny bone in my whole body. YOU'RE the one that's horny and you're just projecting that horniness onto me. How dare you.
(Also in the coming week I will be making a very important post regarding what will become of my Patreon page, so keep on the lookout for that.)
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