THIS IS THE MARINARA AIRPORT OPENING BUILD SHHHH
Added 2020-06-25 11:29:00 +0000 UTC
You saw the public announcement! We've got a new build ready for y'all, and, yet again, it's our biggest one yet.
Some things to keep in mind for the awesomeness you're about to encounter:
- Gates open about 90 minutes before boarding time. If your dogs aren't there, you need to bend the fabric of time. If you've bent the fabric of time properly and they still aren't there, you've run into a bug, and I'm sorry.
- The three airports in the game are Marinara Trench (no, that is not a typo), Phobos, and Beachwell. Travelling between them will go great, and give you a nice encapsulation of the final Dog Airport Game experience. Going elsewhere would be... Bad. I'm not sure how bad, but it'll be bad.
- There is no cat in the game. It's called Definitely a Dog, because it's definitely a dog.
- Using items can now incur effects. Drink sodas to advance time. Drink coffees to advance even more time. Drink a giant coffee in conjunction with these other drinks if you want to endure the full consequences of your sins and miss every flight you ever had. The other items don't do stuff yet - but they will, because that's a systemic thing we can do now. This is only the beginning.
- Yes, I'm serious: you can actually 'swim' in the pool now. It's a small thing, but it means a lot to me. The game is... real. It isn't broad strokes suggesting something larger and weirder. It just is. Large and weird and meaningful.
Enjoy!
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