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Gigi: Alrighty my glitzy guys, gals, and nonbinary pals! Remember, if you want locks as lush as mine, be sure to pop on over an' visit my girl Priscilla here! I'll admit, I wandered into her beauty boutique today purely 'cause I got lost on my way to work, but I don't regret my choice one bit- and y'all won't either! 

Priscilla: !!!!

Gigi: *turning off her phone* There ya go, Miss Prissy! Free advertisement to nine million subscribers! Hope your lil' shop can handle all the fresh new business from my glitzy gang!

Priscilla, glancing helplessly around her tiny, underfunded boutique: I-I-I....um, w-well-

Gigi, casually fishing a roll of bills from her bra: How much do I owe ya, darlin?

Priscilla: U-Um.....well, s-seeing how your hair took two hours, I'd normally charge, um- but, ah, perhaps considering the social media promotion, I could maybe apply a twenty percent discount?

Gigi, frowning: And what does that come out to? Always been better at make-up than math. *with a laugh, she tosses her luxurious locks....they glimmer in the light*

Priscilla: 😳....Um. Free?

Gigi: Really?? Oh you are a treasure, Priscilla! An absolute gem! I think I might just have to make you my new permanent stylist! I don't know anywhere else I'll be able to get my hair styled this beautifully- and all for free! 

Priscilla: Oh! Oh no, I-I really meant it was on the house just this one ti-

Gigi: I imagine you and I are about to start seeing each other an awful lot~ *winks, blows kiss* Until next time, my pretty kitty!

Priscilla: .....Hehee. Until next time. <3

~

later

Priscilla: So basically, today I secured a very important, very wealthy new regular client. >:3

Bruce: No, what you did was eat the cost of a $200 haircut you useless lesbian

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made some slight design tweaks to Gigi, I felt her floppy shih tzu ears didn't gel with her hair. So I added in a little highland terrier. Gigi is kind of a big trash mutt, which makes her a teeny bit controversial among the show dog scene. In Fuzzbutts, dog breeds evolved thousands of years ago due to dogs living in very tight, homogeneous communities that sprang forth to fill very rigid, hyper-specific ecological/social niches (eg. herding dogs evolved to foster trade with/protect herd animals). In the modern age, however, "purebred" dogs are rapidly losing ground to mixed breeds. Most dogs are mutts, just like in our world. Interbreeding was the inevitable result of the advent of world travel, as well as dogs' overall friendliness. Most dogs are just fine with this.....though a few rare pockets of dog snobs are not. These elitist canines are quite obsessed with maintaining their ancient bloodlines and the unique qualities of their breeds. Purebred dogs of this nature are common in the competitive dog show scene, and quite a few of them feel that a mutt like Gigi shouldn't be allowed to compete (and more importantly, keep stealing away the trophies and medals they feel entitled to). Gigi....does not care. Stay mad, losers! >:D

Priscilla is a dweeb with a big dumb crush on a big dumb dog. Be awful tragic if she, a bald gremlin-looking working class cat, was in any way insecure about pursuing a gorgeous, rich, famous, luxuriously-furred show dog....Be awful tragic if there were persistent social attitudes about cats and dogs being complete opposites, and thus any romantic attempts between canine and feline always being inescapably doomed....