Pounded By How Good This Bowl Of Cereal Is At Like Two In The Morning

Jake doesn’t normally buy cereal when he’s out grocery shopping, instead preferring a breakfast of bacon and eggs, but when a friend convinces him to keep a box of cereal around for late night snacking, Jake agrees to give it a try.

Skeptical at first, Jake isn’t buying that a bowl of cereal at like two in the morning is one of the best meals you’ll ever have, but when he’s awoken by a bout of late-night hunger, Jake finds himself mixed up in an erotic encounter that he never saw coming. Now Jake and his living cereal, Bronto, are hard at work filling up Jake’s stomach… and his butt.

This erotic tale is 4,000 words of sizzling human on gay food action, including anal, blowjobs, rough sex, and sentient cereal love.

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POUNDED BY HOW GOOD THIS BOWL OF CEREAL IS AT LIKE TWO IN THE MORNING

By Chuck Tingle

It’s only now, as grab the shopping cart with a loud metallic clatter, that I realize just how unusual it is to go to the grocery store with a friend. This isn’t a profound observation, nothing earth-shattering to be gleaned, but it’s the truth.

Going with a romantic or domestic partner makes sense, a couple gathering supplies for the household and hoping to keep each other company, and solo trips are obviously the most common grocery shopping adventure, but a friend trip is more unique than I expected.

Yet, here we are, Tenny and me walking side by side as I push my cart through a pair of automatic, sliding-glass doors and enter this bustling cathedral of food and beverage.

“Sorry I didn’t pick up supplies a few days ago,” I tell her, the fifth time I’ve said this, “It totally slipped my mind.”

“It’s all good,” Tenny replies patiently. “This way I can make sure you get quality ingredients for once.”

I scoff. “Quality ingredients? Last month you made mac and cheese from the box.”

“Elevated mac and cheese from the box,” she clarifies.

We’re always like this, but there’s nothing but love underneath the playful ribbing. Tenny and me have been friends for a long, long time, the way that we connect evolving over the course of our lifetimes. Back in school, it was easy to be friends because we’d sit next to each other in class, but as you get older, a whole slew of other things start getting in the way. Various responsibilities start to creep their way farther into life, filling in your calendar and leaving very little room for keeping up with the social bonds that are important to you.

In other words, it starts to take a little effort.

Fortunately, Tenny and me have found a way to keep our friendship connected by developing a routine of our own. On the first Friday of every month, the two of us meet up for a nice, home-cooked meal, alternating hosting duties while the other one playfully complains.

This time, however, Tenny actually has something reasonable to complain about. It was my job to buy the groceries and have everything prepared, but an unexpected avalanche of tasks at work has caused me to drop the ball. When she got to my place I was struck with the abrupt realization that I had absolutely nothing to make, and now here we are.

“Onions, olives and mushrooms,” I say, strolling through the produce section and picking out each of these items. When I raise the carton of mushrooms I pause, glancing over at my friend. “Do you like mushrooms?”

Tenny nods and I toss them into the cart.

I’m looking for supplies to cook us up a nice, gourmet meal of spaghetti and chocolate milk, but I’m not quite familiar with this particular store and it forces us to make our way along every aisle. I scan the offerings, hunting for pasta, but every so often Tenny will chime in with a suggestion of her own.

“Oh whoa, pretzel poppers!” she calls out, grabbing a bright pink box off of the shelf. “Have you ever had pretzel poppers? They’re so good. You’ve gotta try ‘em.”

I roll my eyes. “Fine, toss them in,” I sigh. “I’ll give it a shot.”

Eventually, I start to realize that my bill is going to be twice as much as I’d hoped for thanks to my friend’s excited additions, but that’s alright. As much as we love to trash talk, she actually does have pretty great taste, and I’ve found a number of new food products due to her recommendations. I’m happy to let her run wild for a bit while I hunt for a decent pasta.

We make our way down a few more aisles, and soon enough we’ve found ourselves surrounded by towering shelves of cereal boxes. I pick up the pace a bit, well aware that this isn’t the right spot for this evening’s dinner supplies, but Tenny stops me.

“Wait! Jake!” she cries out, reaching over and pulling one of the boxes off of the shelf. “You’ve gotta try this.”

She moves to drop the cereal box into my cart, but this time I reach out and stop her. I shake my head. “I don’t do cereal for breakfast,” I explain. “I’m more of a bacon and eggs kind of guy.”

Tenny just laughs. “Who said anything about breakfast?” she replies. “I haven’t had cereal for breakfast in years.”

I furrow my brow. “Wait, what? When do you eat it?”

“In the middle of the night at like two in the morning,” she explains. “You’ve never done that?”

I shake my head. “Is this a thing?”

“I mean... yeah, kinda,” Tenny reveals. “There’s nothing like a late-night bowl of cereal. Cold milk on those sweet frosted flakes. Honestly, when you have a bowl around midnight it’s one of the best things you’ve ever tasted.”

“It’s... the same food, though,” I counter. “Just at a different time. It’s not like the flavor changes.”

“You sure about that?” Tenny asks, raising her eyebrows.

I take the cereal box from her hands and turn it around, briefly reading the back of the box. There’s nothing particularly unusual about this little cardboard container, no magical energy that would confirm a supernatural jump in flavor based on the hour of consumption.

I let out a long sigh, then move to put this box back on the shelf where it belongs.

“Just give it a shot,” she interjects. “You won’t regret it. A bowl of cereal at like two in the morning is the best meal you’ll ever have.”

Finally, I relent, tossing the box into my cart and pushing onward.

The spaghetti and chocolate milk I prepare that night is truly magnificent. Typically, I do a lot of the prep work before Tenny even arrives, but this evening we’re forced to construct the whole thing together from scratch. Somehow, I can feel the love that went into our cooking, the taste imbued with some kind of friendship magic due to the fact that we both took equal part in this important process.

I can’t help but think about what Tenny said regarding a bowl of cereal late at night, wondering if the same basic supernatural principals might apply to this spaghetti dinner. Does the time or the place or the preparation vibes of meal really effect the food in that way? Is there a magic lurking in the circumstance?

It could be... or maybe it’s just my imagination.

When we finish up, Tenny tries to help me with the dishes, but I insist on taking care of them myself. She’s the guest tonight, and this is my job as a host. Instead, we exchange a warm hug and my friend continues on her way, heading out into the cool night air and waving back through the window as she makes her way down the front walk and climbs into her car.

Soon enough, I’m alone with my thoughts, washing the dishes with a meditative mind and a full belly. I feel uniquely satisfied, and it occurs to me that it’s not just the food. There’s something truly wonderful about sharing a meal with one of your closest friends.

It’s hard to imagine this feeling ever ending.

I finish up and get ready for bed, then slip into my sheets. The moment that I close my eyes I find myself immediately swept off into dreamland, carried away on a peaceful little cloud.

Suddenly, pain.

I open my eyes, a long, loud groan escaping from my lips. All of that satisfaction I’d felt just moments earlier has disappeared, replaced instead by a gnawing ache at the pit of my stomach. I’m so, so hungry.

I roll over in bed and grab my phone off of the nightstand, checking the time and discovering that it’s a few minutes before two in the morning.

At first, I’m slightly concerned I’ve hurt myself, that I’ve tossed and turned and pulled a muscle in my sleep, but as I check in with my body I quickly discover that the only thing wrong right now is the deep, overwhelmed hunger that radiates through me. It seems that, for as delicious as my spaghetti and chocolate milk was at the time, it’s done a terrible job maintaining any sense of long-term satisfaction.

I take a deep breath and let it out, hoping to find some kind of mental comfort, at least enough so that blissful sleep can cradle me up in its gentle arms once again. Unfortunately, it quickly becomes apparent that I’m just too ravenous to focus on anything else. I need to eat.

I kick my feet over the edge of my bed and stand up, then head out into the kitchen. It’s dark, but I don’t stop to turn on a light. Instead, I stroll over to the fridge and open it up, bathing the room in a cool blue glow. My eyes slowly make their way over the various offerings, leftovers and condiments and snacks. All of these items are delicious at their own specific time and place, but right now not a single one of them is going to hit the spot. This incredible, almost supernatural craving for food is much more specific than I expected.

Defeated, I close the refrigerator and turn around, then freeze in place. I notice now that an unexpected glow of shimmering yellow is cascading out from the cracks in a nearby cabinet.

“What the fuck,” I murmur under my breath, slowly making my approach. My heart is hammering within my chest, not entirely sure what to make of this strange illumination.

I reach out, my hand creeping its way towards the cabinet handle, then I cautiously wrap my fingers around the brass. I hesitate. I yank the cupboard open.

A gasp escapes my throat. “Oh my God.”

There sitting before me is my cereal box, the cardboard rectangle resting cozily in a small, overstuffed chair. A lamp sits next to him, producing enough light for him to read the book that sits open within his hands, and when I throw the cabinet wide this sentient food just casually glances up at me.

“Hey there,” the cereal says. “I’m Bronto.”

I just stare at him awkwardly for a moment, my words caught in my throat until time finally catches up with me and I force them out. “Oh, uh,” I fumble. “I’m Jake.”

“Hope I wasn’t keeping you up with this lamp,” the sentient food continues. “I was getting a little reading in.”

“I’m just... I’m not...” I stammer.

Bronto finally closes his book, an expression of genuine concern finally creeping its way across his face. “Is everything alright?”

“I wasn’t expecting this,” I explain. “I’ve never really met a living object before.”

Bronto nods with understanding. “Ah, okay. Sounds like I’ve manifested on a layer of the Tingleverse where this kind of thing is a big deal. You never really know where you’re gonna end up.”

“I don’t know what that means,” I retort.

“It’s fine,” he offers warmly, waving away my concern, then motions to his book. “This one has a living cereal in it, too, but it’s much more common.”

I glance down to see that his book is titled Harriet Porber and the Theater of Love.

“Okay... well,” I start, moving to close the cabinet. “I’m sorry I bothered you.”

“Wait!” Bronto calls out, stopping me in my tracks. “What did you need?”

I appreciate him asking, and it suddenly dawns on me that, for the briefest moment, I don’t really notice my hunger grumbling away.

“I need a snack,” I explain. “I’m so fucking famished that it woke me up.” “Well... I’m a snack,” Bronto coos. “Don’t you think?”
I open my mouth to respond, then catch myself. It took a moment for me to

catch the double entendre in Bronto’s word choice, and now I find myself wondering if there’s something else just bubbling under the surface of this conversation.

“I’ve actually heard that a bowl of cereal at like two in the morning is one of the best things you could ever have,” I reply.

The cereal box glances over at a tiny clock that he’s hung inside the cupboard. “Looks like we’re right on time then.”

The erotic tension that hangs between us is undeniable now. Bronto stands up and slips out of the cabinet, revealing himself to be much larger than I originally thought. It’s now hard to imagine how he actually fit within that tiny space, because from this new perspective he appears to be just as tall as I am.

“Oh,” I murmur, the singular word slipping out from my lips and landing between us with a thud.

We hesitate just a moment longer, our bodies pressed up against one another, then finally the tension breaks as we come together for a passionate kiss. I completely lose myself in the moment, my hands working their way across the cereal box’s cardboard frame.

I start at the top, teasing his corners and then slowly working my way down. My attention drifts lower and lower, fingers dancing across his muscular chest and chiseled abs. Bronto explores me in turn, learning the topography of my body as he strips me down. A chill runs the length of my spine as my skin is exposed to the cool kitchen air.

Soon enough, I’m standing completely naked before him, rock hard and fully exposed.

Bronto steps back. “Get a bowl,” he coos.

I do as I’m told, opening up another cupboard and pulling a container out. I carefully place it on the counter next to us.

I don’t need to be told what to do next, immediately falling into a familiar routine. I open up the fridge yet again, pulling out an ice-cold almond milk.

Carefully, I return to my living food lover. I reach up and unfold the top of his box, revealing the translucent plastic bag that rests inside, sensitive and waiting.

I slowly tear open a corner of the bag, watching as Bronto braces himself for the incredible sensation. His eyes are shut tight as these feelings wash over him, a blissed-out smile creeping its way into the corners of his mouth.

I gently lift him up and pour him out into the bowl, flakes hissing as they begin to fill this receptacle.

My portion is hearty. It glistens with the faintest coating of sugar, tempting me to dive in before the milk is even poured, but I somehow manage to have patience in this moment. When I finally do reach for the almond milk, however, Bronto moves to stop me.

“Not that,” he says, shaking his head.

I now realize that his face has somehow transferred to the bowl, evolving throughout our journey. I also can’t help but notice the enormous cock that has swollen at his base.

“Now, where we’re we?” I sigh, embracing him once again.

I trace my fingers back and forth along the cereal bowl’s waistline, tempting him just a moment longer before finally reaching down and wrapping my fingers around his massive cock.

Bronto lets out a satisfied groan, pushing his hip back against me as I pump my hand up and down across his length. I take my time with him, taking note of the way his body reacts to my touch.

I don’t stay here for long, however, kicking things into gear as I drop to my knees before the handsome food. I give him a few more stokes and then release his rod from my grip, watching the way it bounces and moves. The head of Bronto’s cock is mere inches from my face now, so I lean in and give it a playful kiss on the head before opening wide and taking him between my lips.

I immediately pick up right where my hand left off, bobbing my face across Bronto’s length at the same pace as the hand the game before. Gradually, I start to speed up, until eventually I’m sucking him off with reckless abandon.

Once gaining speed is no longer an option I pull back and release the living food’s shaft from my mouth, pulling away from him in a sputtering mess. I take a moment to collect myself, wiping the spit from my lips, then try again.

This time, my technique has shifted. Instead of pumping my face over Bronto’s mighty grith, I just take him deeper and deeper into my gullet. I refuse to pull back as he slips down into my neck, plunging well past the expected limits of my gag reflex and then eventually coming to rest as he’s fully consumed in a stunning deep throat maneuver.

I hold Bronto like this as long as I possibly can, allowing the sentient cereal a moment to enjoy this sensation of being fully consumed, then I finally pull back when I run out of air.

“Fuck me,” I snarl, ravenous for his cock.

I turn around and fall to my hands and knees on the kitchen floor, popping my ass out towards him. I crawl away, rocking my hips from side to side and then giving one cheek a playful slap.

“Do you like what you see?” I coo, holding my ass open.

Bronto nods. “Then what are you waiting for?”

This question finally kicks my living food lover into overdrive. He springs

into action, floating into position behind me as he aligns his shaft with the tightly puckered entrance of my waiting back door. Bronto teases me here for a moment, pushing his rod against my anal seal and then pulling back before he has a chance to break through.

“I said fuck me!” I command.

Finally, Bronto has mercy. The sentient cereal plunges deep into my butthole, impaling me onto his massive rod as my fingers grip the kitchen floor below us. A surge of discomfort pulses through me, my body not entirely prepared for his incredible size.

Bronto senses my apprehension immediately, holding tight within my depths and ceasing all movement. We stay like this for a long while as my body struggles to accept his rod, ass stretched to the absolute brink.

Gradually, however, the discomfort within me begins to melt away, replaced instead by a pleasant, aching warmth. Bronto can sense me relax, and eventually he begins to rock his hips. The sentient food pumps in and out of me, taking his time as the two of us fall into a confident rhythm together.

“Oh fuck, oh fuck,” I murmur under my breath, the words falling out of my mouth in a blissful mantra. I repeat this short phrase over and over again, the volume growing with every passing second as Bronto escalates his pounds. Eventually, I’m calling them out at the top of my lungs, allowing the sensation of his thrusting to sweep me away completely. “Oh fuck! Oh fuck!”

Bronto is hammering me with everything that he’s got now, slamming my asshole so hard that it appears some of his flakes are dangerously close to spilling over. Fortunately, they stay put, a testament to the living food’s incredible skill as a lover. He’s hitting me just right, his cock perfectly angled to massage my prostate just right.

I reach down and grab ahold of my own hanging cock, beating myself off in time with Bronto’s confident slams. This new source of pleasure swirls with the

one that came before it, a potent cocktail of sensation that’s so much more than the sum of its parts.

As I push closer and closer to the edge of orgasm my body starts to quake, but before I reach the point of lift off Bronto pulls me back from this erotic edge.

“Wait,” the sentient food says, pulling out of me with a mischievous look on his face.

With that, Bronto switches up his position completely. He floats down into position, placing himself just under my cock and then reaching up to cradle my balls.

“I need your milk,” the cereal coos. “In here.”

I start to beat myself off without hesitation, and the feelings come roaring back almost immediately. My muscles clench tight as the impending climax looms larger and larger, until finally, the tension breaks. I throw my head back and let out a frantic howl as the ecstasy washes through me, sweeping me away on a carnal glorious tide.

“Oh my fucking God!” I scream, bucking my hips as hot white jizz erupts from the head of my shaft. It splatters down onto the sugary flakes, pump after pump of this milky load until, eventually the bowl is completely full.

The second that I’m finished, Bronto stands up and takes me into his muscular arms. The sentient food spins me around and shoves me against the counter, his cock gracefully sliding into me and filling me up. He springs back into action, hammering into my asshole with just as much precision as before.

It’s not long before Bronto is reaching an orgasm of his own. He grips me tight and then thrusts deep, holding in place as a massive surge of cum erupts from the head of his shaft. He pumps and pumps until there’s no room left and the jizz comes squirting out from the rim of my tightly packed hole, running down the back of my legs in long, pearly streaks.

When the bowl is finally finished the two of us collapse into a pile, struggling to catch our breath on the kitchen floor. We stay like this for a long while, just basking in the fucked silly afterglow.

“That was amazing,” I sigh.

“It was,” Bronto agrees, “but you still haven’t had your cereal. You want a taste?”

The bowl leans towards me, tempting me with his sweet, milky goodness.

I laugh, then shake my head. “No thanks.”

“What?” he scoffs. “You weirded out over eating a bowl of cereal with your own cum in it?”

“It’s not that,” I counter, shaking my head. “I just... I can’t imagine eating

you now. What we just did... it meant a lot to me. You mean a lot to me.”

Bronto chuckles, then shrugs. “Fair enough,” he says. Moments later the bowl is climbing to his feet. I can hear him rummaging around a bit, silverware clinking and more cereal hissing as it’s poured from a box. Bronto pops the cap off of the almond milk, then a soft hum of pouring liquid rings out.

Brono sits back down next to me, a bowl of cereal in each hand. He gives one to me, then keeps the other for himself. “These ones aren’t sentient,” he explains.

I glance down at the bowl, noticing that it’s not the same kind of cereal. This bowl is full of tiny colorful loops, not a single flake to be found. “Where did you get this?” I ask. “I don’t keep any cereal in my house.”

“I’ve got my own cupboard inside of your cupboard,” Bronto explains. “This is one of my cereals, not yours.”

It’s hard for me to wrap my head around this completely, so I stop trying. Instead, I take a giant spoonful of the fruity loops and pop them into my mouth. The flavor is incredible, so glorious that I close my eyes and lean my head against the cabinet as I chew, fully appreciating this magical moment.

It appears that the rumors are absolutely true, a bowl of cereal is even better when you eat it at two in the morning.

I swallow. “This is great,” I tell Bronto. “The best thing I’ve ever tasted.” “The best?” he asks. I can tell he’s joking, but not completely.
I laugh, then lean over and kiss him. “Are you jealous?”
Bronto rolls his eyes.

“Maybe it’s not the best,” I continue. “The best cereal I ever had did a lot more than just fill up my stomach... he filled up my ass.”

The sentient food throws his head back in a cackling eruption of laughter, unable to help himself. Soon enough, I’m laughing just as hard. We kiss again, then lean back and finish our bowls of cereal in a state of utter satisfaction.