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Pounded By This Delicious Tofurkey On Thanksgiving

Vinny is about to experience his first Thanksgiving as a vegetarian, and as a turkey lover, he’s terrified. What if his cravings get the best of him?

Vinny’s friends and family suggest a tofurkey, but Vinny refuses, unable to believe the taste will be satisfying. Instead, he locks himself in his own basement, but this only lasts until the aroma of Thanksgiving dinners around the neighborhood drive Vinny into a frenzy.

Will Vinny succumb to his carnivorous craving? Or wil...

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Proving Love - Episode #7 Questions

HELLO BUCKAROOS lets get some questions going for our next episode of the PROVING LOVE POD. ask anything you want in the comments and i will try my best to respond to all of them in the episode. WHATEVER IS ON YOUR MIND.

LETS TROT. ASK AWAY

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GRIBGRAB - TIMELINE #8115403

(Timeline Tuesday #226)

Gribgrabs are a strange, bright red species from a nearby timeline. They are approximately the color of a fire truck and stand around three feet tall. The body of these creatures is shaped like a football, with a gently humped back that extends down into a long, muscular trunk. Under this trunk is the mouth of the gribgrab, and below that they sport ten, tentacle-like legs. Gribgrabs have eight yellow eyes positioned at the front of their heads, which ca...

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Pounded In The Butt By The Physical Manifestation Of Awkward Political Dinner Discussion Over The Thanksgiving Holiday - (Classic Tingler Revisited)

hey there buckaroos hope you are having a great autumnal trot these days. THANKSGIVING is right around the corner and you KNOW i have a new tingler coming, but until then i wanted to post this throwback trot that i put up on social media this morning.

i remember writing this and finding a difficult balance of WHAT TO EVEN DO in this situation. what is the message? lots of buckaroos have a political disparity in their family and while i understand that these are extreme time...

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HORNY LEAPER - TIMELINE #3972186

(Timeline Tuesday #225)

Horny leapers are an amphibious species from a nearby timeline. They strongly resemble the frogs of our reality, complete with light green skin that is covered in spots. The creatures begin life as a tadpole and then eventually transform into a small being with long hind legs and short front legs, an arrangement that allows them to leap incredible heights and distances.

There are two important features that make them quite distinct from natural fro...

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NERVOSO - TIMELINE #21107583

(Timeline Tuesday #224)

Nervoso are small humanoids that stand anywhere between three and four feet tall. They are brilliant yellow and feature large, puck-shaped heads with a flat top and rounded sides. Their facial features are simple, with a mouth, big expressive eyes, and a pair of eyebrows.

Nervoso have no problem speaking the languages of our timeline, and have adapted quite well to this reality. The one difference they cannot quite adjust to, however, is our relati...

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CHEWIE - TIMELINE #86240019

(Timeline Tuesday #223)

Chewie’s are manic, energetic mammals from a nearby timeline. They are sturdy, stout creatures, approximately four feet long and standing two feet tall. Their fur is golden brown and they scurry about on short, muscular legs that keep them close to the ground. They have enormous green eyes, which are constantly held wide open unless the creatures are sleeping, happening only when they tire themselves out and finally collapse. The most notable physical ...

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Proving Love with Chuck Tingle - Episode 6 - Spirituality And Sleepy Hollow

IT IS EPISODE SIX OF THE PROVING LOVE POD. great questions buckaroos what a treat this was. LETS TROT

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Butt On Haunted Hill

BUTT ON HAUNTED HILL

By Chuck Tingle

I slow the car to a crawl as a massive iron gate appears before me, ancient spikes jutting towards the sky in a violent row of spears. Stretching out on either side of this entrance is a long stone wall, this divider equally ravaged by time. The wall is covered in moss, large portions crumbling away after a long history of neglect.

Other than the road itself, this is the first sign of anything man...

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THE TOWERING NOTHING - N/A TIMELINE (THE VOID)

(Timeline Tuesday #222)

The Towering Nothing is not a species, but a singular creature from the space between timelines, also known as The Void. Unlike most voidal creatures, The Towering Nothing has a humanoid appearance, and because of this it is sometimes hypothesized that this entity is from a space where the Void and a shattered timeline meet, a sort of estuary half-reality.

The Towering Nothing will appear on damaged timelines, specifically in places where the fabri...

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Proving Love - Episode #6 Questions

THE FALL SEASON IS WELL UNDER WAY BUCKAROOS and as october ramps up for its climactic hallows eve ending it is time for another round of questions. i have appreciated our fun talks so much and i am looking forward to even more so ASK AWAY IN THE COMMENTS

could be questions about art, could be questions about halloween, could be questions about movies you have seen or not seen. whatever you want to chat about NO WRONG ANSWERS here we go

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My Ass Is Haunted By The Gay Unicorn Colonel - (Classic Tingler Revisited)

DANG buckaroos we are smack dab in the middle of the halloween season, so you know i had to trot out a haunting tale for our CLASSIC TINGLER REVISITED. yet another case of me being in TOTAL SHOCK to find that i had not posted this tingler before, because this is absolutely one of the dozen or so that i consider the ORIGINAL TINGLERS.

there are a handful of books that really reminder me of the early days, and this is certainly one of them. i think you can really see this in ...

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STARBIRD - TIMELINE #973081

(Timeline Tuesday #221)

While starbirds can appear to some like distant timeline visitors from a far-flung reality, the truth is these creatures hail from an existence shockingly close to our own. Yes, they appear to be strange, floating invertebrates, but closer inspection reveals a striking similarity to the common starfish. In fact, starbirds are nearly identical to these creatures, with the simple caveat that they float through the air instead of crawl underwater.

The...

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My Neighbor’s Twelve-Foot-Tall Decorative Halloween Skeleton Gets Me Off Also She Is A Lesbian

Megan loves working from home, enjoying a life of peace and quiet while she gazes out across her neighborhood and fills in spreadsheets. Unfortunately, things abruptly change when she finds herself face to face with a neighbor’s twelve-foot-tall decorative Halloween yard skeleton, whose grinning skull gazes directly through Megan’s window.

Megan eventually heads across the street to complain, unaware that this simple action will trigger a journey of erotic, seasonal awakening. ...

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MOWFIT - TIMELINE #49916527

(Timeline Tuesday #220)

Mowfits are a bizarre species that define categorization on our timeline, but closely resembles a set of clothing in three pieces. The creature can vary in color, size and style, but will always include a bottom, like a skirt or pants, a top, as well as some kind of headwear apparel. The biological makeup of a mowfit is, in fact, a type of woven fiber, but it’s through this fiber that electrical current, blood and even the creature’s organs are thinl...

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CANDALL - TIMELINE #24417096

(Timeline Tuesday #219)

Candalls appear to be humanoid creatures with two legs, two arms, and a distinctly candle-like body, but biologically speaking this is not the whole story. While this species may look like a singular entity, they are actually made up of millions of smaller creatures, the waxy mass working together to form a singular unit.

Candalls are made up of a semi-solid material that is, in fact, the species itself. They can arrange themselves in almost any fo...

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Proving Love with Chuck Tingle - Episode 5 - Optimism And The Void

EPISODE 5 HAS ARRIVED. enjoy buckaroos had a great time chattin with you all and proving love.

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The Curse Of Bigfoot Butt Camp - (Classic Tingler Revisted)

october has finally arrived, one of my favorite times to trot as the weather gets cozy and the leaves turn brown and scary stories become the standard trot for a while. it has always been amazing to me that humans have dedicated and entire month to the horror genre, and i often think to myself 'is there any other genre that just GETS A WHOLE MONTH?' now you could say 'well CHRISTMAS STORIES kinda get a whole month but i think this is different. without the holiday of christmas there would...

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COPTICK - TIMELINE #68115042

(Timeline Tuesday #218)

Copticks are a nuisance—an invasive species of vile parasite who arrived on our timeline with little more to offer than making things worse. The only good thing that one might say about copticks is that they somehow made mosquitos seem less annoying.

These creatures do not technically fall into any of our realities’ traditional categorizations, however they bear most similarities to invertebrates. Copticks are perfectly round with soft, bulbous...

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Proving Love - Episode #5 Questions

its time to get ready for our next episode buckaroos. ask your questions here, anything you want to know about my trot or the tingleverse or what kind of things i have been up to or my opinion on your favorite movie or the places i enjoy visiting in los angeles or WHATEVER YOU WANT

just a little reminder if you want to ask a question make sure you get it in early. sometimes i see buckaroos trot in with great questions after i have already recorded the episode. i will try to go back and ...

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TUBEWHALE - TIMELINE #9167570

(Timeline Tuesday #217)

Tubewhales are a species of aquatic mammal from a nearby timeline. They are incredibly similar to the natural whales of our reality, sharing a comparable temperament, lifespan, and diet. In fact, tubewhales that have somehow found their way onto our timeline can often be found swimming with various species of natural whale, sometimes even joining their pods.

The appearance of these majestic creatures is what sets them apart. Tubewhales derive their...

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The Physical Manifestation Of Soup Weather’s Looming Arrival Gets Me Off Bisexually

Josh is feeling impatient, but with good reason. Soup weather is right around the corner, and as summer transitions into fall Josh can’t help but dream about all the delicious bowls in his future.

Unfortunately, this forward focus starts taking a toll on Josh’s present. He’s distant and irritable, unable to enjoy a night on the town with a friend until he receives a very important piece of advice: sometimes gratitude for the moment is the best way to bring about the future. View Post

BUTTERBEAST - TIMELINE #37087215

(Timeline Tuesday #216)

Butterbeasts are a species of brilliantly colorful insect from a nearby timeline. These creatures are known for their vibrant hues, and from afar they can easily be mistaken for butterflies. However, closer inspection reveals something much more dangerous and unpleasant.

Butterbeasts are small, approximately two inches long with large, delicate wings that they use to flap and flutter about. Their bodies are segmented, and will always alternate betw...

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GROMPO - TIMELINE #6292341088

(Timeline Tuesday #215)

Grompos are a species of tall, slender humanoid from a distant timeline. They stand with a slight hunch and sport a long tail that is both incredibly powerful and dexterous. Grompos are purple-skinned, with three fingers and three toes at the end of each appendage. Their heads are elongated and slightly pointy, and their eyes are large and yellow.

Grompos prefer to live in the wild, cultivating their own societies and rarely mingling with humans. I...

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Proving Love with Chuck Tingle - Episode 4 - Unsolved Mysteries And Tour Talk

EPISODE FOUR IS HERE. recorded in the middle of tour and edited on planes and in hotel rooms. LETS TROT

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BLOCKBIRDS - TIMELINE #5207701

(Timeline Tuesday #214)

Blockbirds are mechanical, flying entities from a nearby timeline. They are constructed mostly from a series of cubes, featuring a square central head and two back pieces that function as the creature’s body. From these back cubes their legs and wings sprout, thin poles ending in smaller blocks. On the bottom, these ending blocks are where the creature’s talons sprout from, and the top ones serve as an ending for their wings, which are made from a th...

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My Handsome Mountain Bike Is A Doctor And He Pounds My Butt - (Classic Tingler Revisited)

today is LABOR DAY in the united states, a day that has been set aside to celebrate labor and the workforce, which is pretty dang cool as far as national holidays go. i posted a few tingler covers this morning, a collection regarding this realm of UNIONS and WORK and TIME OFF, and i figured i would post one of those books as a classic tingler revisited. HOWEVER it turns out all of those covers have already been posted here WHAT THE HECK

that got me thinkin though. instead o...

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Proving Love - Episode #4 Questions

alright buckaroos i am trotting to you from THE AIRPORT one of many airports i have sat at during this tour. so excited to drive back into our Q AND A routine with another episode of PROVING LOVE but i need YOUR QUESTIONS.

whats been on your mind buckaroos? ask me anything from the everyday to the philosophical and we will turn it into our next patreon episode. i have a SMALL BREAK at home in los angeles before the last few shows and i plan on recording then.

ALRIGHT BUCKAROOS. AS...

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SEERSLOG - TIMELINE #1693003

(Timeline Tuesday #213)

It is unclear when seerslogs arrived on our timeline, as all evidence points to them going unnoticed in our reality for hundreds of years. They are, after all, quiet and slow creatures, their lifestyle and biology functioning in a very similar way to the slugs or snails of our world. Physically, they are invertebrates with one long, slimy foot that propels them onward on a sticky trail. Their coloration is a similar shade to that of a banana slug. In fac...

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BLORP - TIMELINE #96130211

(Timeline Tuesday #212)

Blorps are a species of bright orange, gelatinous creatures with incredible telekinetic power. They have very few internal organs and are semi-transparent upon close inspection, the only notable features being their brilliant yellow-green eyes, which glow in the dark and connect to a small brain that is held at the center of their bulbous body. Blorps range in size, but rarely get any larger than four three feet tall. They slide around on a single pad at...

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