Steve Notes SD 9/11/20

Steve Notes SD 9/11/20

Roman opens the show 

Heyman promo: jay Uso stepped up- he beat them all to emerge as top contender- he now introduces that number one contender- legally he may be his cousin but he may as well be his blood brother 

Jay comes out smiling. Probably not a good look for him. He says thanks Paul, now I get to compete against my cousin. Paul says don’t thank me, thank Roman. 

Roman: you don’t have to thank me. We’re blood, I’m proud of you. You’ve earned this. You about to be in the main event. You’re about to take home a huge payday. This is your moment. At clash, it’s not gonna be your moment. Just like when we were kids I’m gonna whip your ass. 

Jay were not little kids anymore. We’re grown men now. 

Baron interrupts. He says it was a setup all along. Roman pulled some strings to get a hand picked opponent. Your cousin. This is nepotism. 

Sheamus interrupts. He’s so goofy. Why is Sheamus whispering. Jay offers up a tag match with him and Roman, then takes both heels out. Roman does nothing. 

AJ vs Hardy IC is next. Sami is in the truck telling them to delete the broadcast

Sami interrupts the ring announcements. He says this match isn’t for the IC cuz I’m the IC champ

SCRAP IRON!!!! He says it’s time to go Sami says ok I’ll leave but you should all be ashamed. 

Styles cheap shots Hardy, but Hardy hits a twist of fate fast and misses a swanton, AJ takes over, still in control after commercial 

Hardy gets part of a whisper in the wind, takes control 

Zayn attacks Styles DQ, Helluva kick to Hardy 

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Zayn says to the camera there’s only one! FRAUD!!

Jey and Roman in the dressing room and Jey won’t shut the fuck up and Roman looks annoyed. 

Hardy falls down 

Dehydration for jeff hardy 

Aliese asks AJ about Sami Zayn he says he can beat both in any type of match

Tag title challenge recap

Cesaro and Nakamura interrupted in the champions lounge by SP. they’re gonna scout their match. They eat popcorn. 

Lucha House Party vs C/N

Kalisto promo: he declares himself leader of LHP 

In the trainers room, Sami mocks Jeff til Hardy attacks him

GM takes control over Cesaro, Kalisto comes in and gets distracted by Nakamura, gets isolated 

Profits show up on the tron, they’ve j cited everyone into the Champions lounge Kalisto uses the distraction to roll up Cesaro 

*¾

Bayley has arrived, with a chair

IN YOUR FACE RAW

Bayley opens the second out, she still has chair, she opens it up and sits in it. METAPHORS.

The audio here works well, it almost feels like a crowd. She points to the tron, recap package. But a really good one.

You followed me around, you saw me at the top of my game and wanted to be two belts banks- you used me, do you know how I know? CUZ I USED YOU. Thanks to you, I won all this stuff. First ever women’s grand slam champion, longest reigning smackdown women’s champion.  But after last week, you are completely useless to me. 

Nikki Cross vs. Tamina vs. Alexa Bliss vs. Lacey Evans

Nikki comes out as Bayley leaves, Bayley blasts her

Nikki, Alexa and Lacey sell Tamina’s power- they finally get her down on the outside, but Alexa starts zoning out- then hits SISTER ABIGAIL on Nikki on the outside, then leaves. 

Lacey takes advantage, hits Moonsault, Nikki finally comes to to beak it up- Lacey hits WR on Tamina, misses one on Nikki, Nikki hits draping swinging neckbreaker on Lacey, then rollup on Tamina after dodging a superkick. Great finish. NIkki is the best. 

***

WHO TF IS THAT- probably Carmella

Morrison vs. Otis

Miz on commentary complaining about Otis

Miz distracts, Morrison evades Otis, MIz takes off with the lunchbox- why isn’t Tucky holding onto this shit?

Otis wins

Otis has hid his contract lunchbox in his briefcase- 

Morrison and Miz open the lunchbox, it’s an apple core

FIREFLY FUNHOUSE
Thanks to RR, something very special is missing from the funhouse- its ok, everyone experiences loss- and that defines the person you become. Silly LESS YOU KNOW GRAPHIC. Inside the box is his new friend- PASQUALE THE PERSEVERING PARROTT. He doesnt come out of the box. Bray looks in the box, TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES. Rambling: HE FLEW THE COOP DUDE! Ew, he’s dead, he said he should have cut some holes in the box. VINCE PUPPET! You’ve lost my trust!! You’ve lost the ability to run the firefly funhouse on your own! VInce Puppet introduces the new special advisor to the firefly funhouse- IT”S THE WOBBLY WALRUS, Paul Heyman walrus puppet. Vince says this is SUCH GOOD SHIT. 

Roman Reigns/Jay Uso vs. Corbin/Sheamus

Sheamus rushes Jey, basically starts as a handicap match

Sheamus loads up, Roman comes out, Jay takes out Sheamus, Roman has the most CASUAL tag ever as he went up for a splash- Reigns hits spear, wins. He picks Jey up off the floor, leaves.