You'll have your own, soon enough
Added 2025-08-05 04:51:59 +0000 UTC"I'm always a proponent of making sure all the newcomers know what to expect. So here, get a good look: this is what's in your future. Feel its weight, its warmth against your skin...pretty soon you won't be able to escape it. It's not...unpleasant, not 100% of the time, but it's something to get used to. And not just the udder...it's the extra weight, the flab, the breastfat...and all the sweat in all the crevasses...they don't bother to run air conditioners out here, and there are quite a few of us in proximity, so...gets a bit balmy. I wish I had better news for you. I will say, everyone here's really nice...we look out for each other. And I'll look out for you, I'll show you all the ropes.
We'll start with getting you some more experience walking on hooves tomorrow..."
