"Mmmm...o-ohhhh...big boy...you really know what you're doing...
Hm...? My fur? Glad you like it, I grew it myself. Yeah, it's an unusual pattern...mom had light brown fur, and dad had black fur, with an almost imperceptible spottiness to it, so I turned out this way...yes of course I'm kidding! My parents are regular suburban people, struggling to accept what their daughter's become...fortunately I don't have to see them that often. I changed at about the same time everyone else started changing. The doctors said it's uncommon to see patterns like this on normal rabbits, but it's within the realm of possibility...not like we should expect these transformations to adhere to any existing biological expectations though, it's all wild west. And...as long as it's wild west, I'll enjoy riding cowgirl, hm hmm..."