"Kangaroos...of all things, we had to end up as a pair of kangaroos...90% of everyone else affected by these transformations end up as normal things like cats and dogs and horses and cows, but here we are, with our bouncy legs and big-ass feet.
But at least we found each other...and this nice house where we can crawl out on the roof and gaze off at the city skyline...between bouts of tongue play with our big ol' muzzles, and other more intense activities..."