"O-oh, it's you...h-h-hi...no, don't bother knocking, just come right on in...haaahh...if you think I'm stopping just 'cause you're here, you don't know me very well. Get used to squelching sounds punctuated by weird animal groans.
Anyway...I'm only half awake, I thought this would help...it's not, really, but it's making me feel better. I mean, giving me some respite from this whole kangaroo thing. No, sorry, I'm still not going to work looking like this, they can fire me if they want. I don't know how long this will last or if it'll ever wear off. So I'm passing the time the best way I know how..."