Convergent Evolution
Added 2025-02-17 14:00:17 +0000 UTCListen, it's a common mistake. That being said, despite their similarities, clowns and vampires are natural enemies.
Featuring cameos of cute Clown OCs:
@charredasperity.bsky.social’s Milly
@bunnybbouncin.bsky.social’s Peggy
@nikotoofficial.bsky.social’s Starboy
@joechoui.bsky.social’s Mary McBell
@basedbinkie.bsky.social’s Pippi Panini
@mementofunesmori.bsky.social’s Narrina
Comments
Clowns... It had to be fucking clowns. *unzips pants*
Flynx
2025-03-02 07:07:24 +0000 UTCIn the immortal words of Coach, “CLOWNS?!?!?”
Heated Black Bear
2025-03-01 17:24:06 +0000 UTCHoly shit mcbell
Hart
2025-02-22 14:51:57 +0000 UTCthis is so funny to me cause i like "hey i recognise that clown" and then ALL of them were clown ocs
patrick nugee
2025-02-18 18:13:57 +0000 UTCSoooooo… clown “research” when?
Trip Trap
2025-02-18 07:20:06 +0000 UTCoh hey it's McBell!
Chrys Sterling
2025-02-18 06:36:30 +0000 UTCSaves on funeral costs! One casket, one burial plot!
Evil_Paul
2025-02-18 04:28:25 +0000 UTCDon't you hate it when that happens?
Caitlyn
2025-02-18 03:57:46 +0000 UTCoh no.
Xaq
2025-02-18 03:35:40 +0000 UTCBuff woman with sword...
Din_Viesel
2025-02-18 01:18:47 +0000 UTCWhat manner of clown fuckery is this?
FacetiousFanboy
2025-02-18 00:34:25 +0000 UTCThat's, annoyingly clever well done
Magos Highlands
2025-02-18 00:04:30 +0000 UTCWait, where do mimes fall in the clown-vampire conflict?
ExplorerRowan
2025-02-17 23:57:13 +0000 UTCAYO A WORTHIKIDS REFERENCE???
Kyuubey2
2025-02-17 22:51:27 +0000 UTCWhelp, now I've got to share this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TvqaacYiaSc
The Angry Optimist
2025-02-17 19:46:37 +0000 UTCIn this world, Spicy is God. Anything can happen......
Peter Keenan
2025-02-17 19:37:15 +0000 UTCooooh, please can we get more story? and a follow up?? ;)
Bondabin
2025-02-17 19:21:27 +0000 UTCClown Seggs!
Gerald Sears
2025-02-17 19:17:17 +0000 UTCUnless pop cap has multiverse powers doubtful.
Tyric
2025-02-17 17:24:33 +0000 UTCI realize that fear of clowns is a meme, but I never understood it. What’s to be afraid of? However, more ‘research’ is needed . . . 😝😝
Walter W Matera
2025-02-17 16:59:38 +0000 UTCWill they be saved by Pop Cap? Using a Mime as a counter to Clowns.......
Peter Keenan
2025-02-17 16:46:43 +0000 UTCClown Coffin the precursor to the Clown Car
IvyReed
2025-02-17 16:19:31 +0000 UTCMcBell my beloved
Tara
2025-02-17 16:17:23 +0000 UTCRUN YOU FOOLS
meepsalot
2025-02-17 15:59:34 +0000 UTCWhether what comes next is fighting or fucking, this quest is about to get reeeeaaall weird
Queer and Pleasant Banger
2025-02-17 15:47:21 +0000 UTCLooks like they're gonna have to honk their way out.
Vellichor_Lord
2025-02-17 15:46:29 +0000 UTCHell yeah hell yeah
Millie
2025-02-17 15:37:24 +0000 UTCOh, hi McBell
Erin
2025-02-17 15:22:46 +0000 UTCPiping cameo; nice
Nick R. Kupila
2025-02-17 15:18:22 +0000 UTCAsking the important questions.
Alysandir
2025-02-17 15:15:24 +0000 UTCSo two things. Are they contagious and are they fuckable?
MitchellTF
2025-02-17 15:10:20 +0000 UTCMonsterfucking? That's passé. Clownfucking? You're one sick motherfucker.
Errol Lobo
2025-02-17 14:56:31 +0000 UTCSaw this and went "like 'Wire' lol" And then i clicked the link :)
Ghost Elevator
2025-02-17 14:53:44 +0000 UTCGah! Clowns! Clowns! Clowns! Run while you still can!!!
Evil_Paul
2025-02-17 14:46:55 +0000 UTCMcBell translates really well to your art style, wow
tidalGardener
2025-02-17 14:37:45 +0000 UTCI'm DnD Starjammer, clowns are considered a monster, so let's the research begin
James Jakes
2025-02-17 14:35:48 +0000 UTCOh wait, they are the same creator as those "accidentally maxed out intimidation" comics? That's rad!
Yargo
2025-02-17 14:29:26 +0000 UTCThanks!!
Yargo
2025-02-17 14:26:14 +0000 UTCOh hey the Honk Legion seems to have recruited some new members.
Conner Ward
2025-02-17 14:25:02 +0000 UTCPippi Panini! Based Binky has some art of her on their bluesky!
FireStar
2025-02-17 14:23:01 +0000 UTC! F U N ! HAS BEEN RELEASED IN THE FORTRESS. EVERY URIST FOR THEMSELVES
Theja
2025-02-17 14:19:50 +0000 UTCDESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL!
Jude Deluca
2025-02-17 14:15:35 +0000 UTCPippi falling is very in character
Pogmancer
2025-02-17 14:14:20 +0000 UTCWho is the faceplanting clown? That poor poor meow meow is making me feel
Yargo
2025-02-17 14:12:56 +0000 UTCGonna need a squeaky hammer and a *lot* of seltzer water...
Daniel Mountain
2025-02-17 14:12:22 +0000 UTCWorthikids mention! Also OH NO these guys are not making it out unscathed :0
TheOneAndOnlyE
2025-02-17 14:10:12 +0000 UTCTerrifying, but I have faith that Praline can get them through this unscathed. Or only slightly scathed. Moderately scathed. Look, sometimes people get scathed.
Stephen Wells
2025-02-17 14:08:52 +0000 UTCOh hell yeah, clussy
Martin Frank
2025-02-17 14:08:36 +0000 UTCClown Corps spotted!
Audrey Kibler-Canaan
2025-02-17 14:08:12 +0000 UTCYou know what, I'm glad it's clowns. I loath vampires with a burning rage and I know this is gonna turn porn maybe. Probably. Eh 30/40.
Avoidofillusions
2025-02-17 14:06:04 +0000 UTCI just knew this was gonna be a Worthikids reference.
Jazzmeister Blues
2025-02-17 14:05:22 +0000 UTCOh cool something for the clown fuckers. Finally
Bradley Williams
2025-02-17 14:04:33 +0000 UTCFireball. Fireball now.
JM
2025-02-17 14:04:13 +0000 UTC
