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2022 MARCH MADNESS UPDATE 1 PRESENTED BY THE CHIP REPORT

β„‚π•™π•šπ•‘π•žπ•’π•₯𝕖𝕀! 𝕋𝕙𝕖𝕣𝕖 𝕙𝕒𝕀 π•“π•–π•–π•Ÿ 𝕒 𝕗𝕖𝕖𝕕 𝕔𝕖𝕕𝕖. 𝕀, β„‚π•™π•šπ•‘ π•Šπ•žπ•šπ•₯𝕙, 𝕙𝕠𝕀π•₯ 𝕠𝕗 π•₯𝕙𝕖 β„‚π•™π•šπ•‘ ℝ𝕖𝕑𝕠𝕣π•₯, π•’π•ž π•Ÿπ• π•¨ π•šπ•Ÿ π•”π• π•Ÿπ•₯𝕣𝕠𝕝 𝕠𝕗 𝟚𝟘𝟚𝟚'𝕀 𝕄𝕒𝕣𝕔𝕙 π•„π•’π••π•Ÿπ•–π•€π•€ 𝕦𝕑𝕕𝕒π•₯𝕖𝕀.

π•π• π•šπ•Ÿ π•žπ•– π•’π•Ÿπ•• π•₯𝕙𝕖 π”Ήπ•π•’π•Ÿπ•œ β„‚π•™π•–π•”π•œ 𝕔𝕣𝕖𝕨 (β„•π•–π•¨π•žπ•€, π”½π•¦π•”π•œπ•žπ•’π•€π•₯𝕖𝕣, ℙ𝕒𝕣π•₯π•ͺ 𝔹 π•’π•Ÿπ•• π”»π•’π•§π•šπ•• π•Šπ•šπ•žπ•€) 𝕗𝕠𝕣 π•₯π•™π•šπ•€ π•—π•šπ•£π•€π•₯ π•šπ•Ÿπ•€π•₯π•’π•π•π•žπ•–π•Ÿπ•₯ 𝕣𝕖𝕔𝕠𝕣𝕕𝕖𝕕 π• π•Ÿ π•₯𝕙𝕖 π•žπ• π• π•Ÿ!!! 

π•„π•¦π•€π•šπ•” 𝕓π•ͺ 𝔸𝕝𝕖𝕩 π•„π•šπ•₯𝕔𝕙𝕖𝕝𝕝

Comments

It's gonna be Monty Python v Planet of the Apes: Dawn of Justice - The Snyder Cut. Just in case anyone had any doubts

Cameron Acedo

this episode hurt my ears

BH

OutSTANDing stuff hahahah, I particularly appreciate the use of the Papyrus font since it's very easy for me to believe that Chip had both financial and creative involvement in its creation

Rad Rodge

I had an absolute blast really zazzing up this ep’s page on the BC wiki! Loved it!!! πŸŒœπŸ’™

Allie (antlersantlers)

I know he doesn't have a chance but I'd love a Bluth series >_< As a child I'd love how dark they got, unlike a lot of Disney (which I also love) the stakes had such a weight to them. Also All Dogs Go to Heaven made me ponder how eternity could be it's own kind of hell

Bee Bab

I know you have never had a Blankie on the show (and that you never will), but I'm still putting in for A WEDDING when Robert Altman ultimately wins the whole damn thing. It's not my favorite Altman, but it is one of five movies that are so personal to me that I would be willing to debase myself for them here in the comments. And since you've already done three of my five, I'm getting a little desperate. I knew I would someday regret not becoming famous.

OG McDuck

I fully didn’t think about that I wasn’t voting in the regular brackets πŸ€¦πŸ½β€β™€οΈπŸ€¦πŸ½β€β™€οΈπŸ€¦πŸ½β€β™€οΈπŸ€¦πŸ½β€β™€οΈπŸ€¦πŸ½β€β™€οΈ

Savannah

No straight, white, male, American bracket next year? Need to level the playing field

Zach Terrell

Entirely non-english bracket next year???

Zach Terrell

Hell yeah

Rad Rodge

Chip Smith is back and bolder than ever

Louis IV

It's been too long since I've heard Chip Smith's famous catchphrase: "Pass!"

Michael Hashizume

This just in… I’m seeing here that the Academy has gone ahead and preemptively awarded David Sims the Best Actor statue from the 2023 Oscars?! And now they’re calling them β€œthe Chips” instead?!?!

Tobey

Moon time is fast. This thing is spinning like a marble

Rad Rodge

They keep promising Welles bits as though that’s the only selling point, but I think people are underselling the fact that Orson’s filmography is WILD

DJV

I’ve been fully converted to team Qatsi based purely on the prospect of stoned David

Cameron Taylor

Also I know it’s not his thing but I can’t help but hope on day David will get his own bit to really latch on to. Seems like that is never going to happen if you guys keep letter charismatic guests like Chip Smith take over

Dan sulin

Chips intro music slaps!

Dan sulin

It wouldn’t have mattered last year since the most voters were robots last year

Dan sulin

Ok. They got me. I’m on board for an Wells mini

Sean Collin Mako

Did David tell us what to vote for like last year?

John Blood

I’m so here for the Buster-Renaissance

Chas

β€œIt was like uncut gems last year”

John Pulice

umm, I think this is a "no bits" podcast

Filip Boratyn

......baffled by the Chip bit.....

Kevin Sprague

Marie's anti-Bluth bafflement/consternation (and for that matter, Griffin's nostalgia explanation) neglects that for some of us, some of the time, the pain's the point.

Tristan

Sims and Ben on edibles + high lunch orders? I know where my vote's going πŸ—³

rebecca brown

It pains me to hear the Rock-a-doodle disdain. Is it absolutely terrible? Yes. Of course. But it's so strange and campy, and I still legit love some of those songs. But overall of course I have to recognize it's not good.

Kristin

Chip Smith has returned!!😱

Jacob Dominguez

Chippy Smith is OFF THE MOON LEASH, folks! someone grab that leash he’s floating away

Nolan Beattie

CHIP! CHIP! CHIP! Love y’all!

Alex Ba

AT LONG LAST!!!!!!

Brock Landreth

What Patreon level do I need to be to get the first 417 episodes of the chip report? Name your price

John Wedemeyer

This is what the MPAA is talking about when something is PG-13 for β€œsome intense images”

Rad Rodge

Please be merciful oh leader Chip

Sackchin Tenjelker

CCCCCCHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIPPPPPPP SSSSSSSSSSSSMMMMMMMMMIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

Jordan Siler

Yes. Good.

Hunter Plummer


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