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MARCH MADNESS 2022 - DAY 11

Over at Blank Check HQ, we're pleasantly surprised that PSYCHO and Norman Bates live on to see another day!

Up today, we have another franchise that time has forgotten...up against a franchise that was VERY of its time:

It's AIRPORT vs THE NAKED GUN.


AIRPORT was a movie that took a bunch of aging Hollywood stars and stuck them on a plane that was about to blow up. For whatever reason, it was nominated for a bunch of Oscars (including Best Picture!) and they made three more of them!

An AIRPORT series consists of:

AIRPORT (1970)

AIRPORT 1975

AIRPORT '77

THE CONCORDE - AIRPORT '79


The massive success of the Airport movies inspired the team of Zucker-Abrams-Zucker to make their 1980 classic spoof comedy AIRPLANE!...which brings us to THE NAKED GUN.

Z-A-Z and AIRPLANE! star Leslie Nielsen teamed up to make another series of spoofs - this time, of crime shows. First with the tv series POLICE SQUAD! and then a trilogy of comedies starring Nielsen, AIRPORT star George Kennedy, and.......OJ Simpson.

The NAKED GUN series is:

THE NAKED GUN: FROM THE FILES OF POLICE SQUAD (1988)

THE NAKED GUN 2 1/2: THE SMELL OF FEAR (1991)

THE NAKED GUN 33 1/3: THE FINAL INSULT (1994)


So really, it comes down to Academy Award-Winner Helen Hayes vs "The Juice".


WHO WINS?

Comments

I guess everyone loves seeing OJ

Olympian Comics

I think the Airport films are a really important forgotten cultural artifact that needs close examination. When I was a kid in the 80s, the Airplane films were on TV all the time, but the Airport had all but disappeared, leaving this weird hole in the culture around which jokes were made.

Robert Young

Do you think they would also cover Police Squad! as part of the Naked Gun series?

Daniel Citron

Griff and Ben did the first Naked Gun last year with the live commentary series and it was a blast. Would absolutely go for some more of that

Louis IV

I’ve been swimming in raw sewage. I love it.

Jamie Bruno

People won’t believe it but these serious airport movies are funnier

Lundon Boyd

Yeah the big Irwin Allens could really really be a cool Patreon series for blockbuster prehistory that gets overlooked because of the brighter light radiating off of Spielberg and Lucas, similarly to Planet of the Apes

Rad Rodge

Naked Gun winning this one would make my year.

Scott Southard

I'd be more interested in ZAZ on the main feed because Top Secret and Kentucky Fried Movie are pretty interesting.

PG

AIRPORT '79 has Charo. Enough said.

Andrew Carden

I thought this was a “no bits” podcast

Jim Portant

Naked Gun, while great, has been talked to death. I want to learn more about the movies that inspired ZAZ .

Ryan Sosa

I'm all-in on AIRPORT here. Naked Gun rules but I think it would lead to bad commentaries since there are so few breaks between jokes to make comments.

Tim Turner

Come on guys, deep dive into weird 70s disaster movies would be more interesting than Naked Gun

Nolan Murphy

The absolute genius of The Naked Gun (:From the Files of Police Squad) needs to be further discussed. Everyone playing it straight, maximizing the laughs... WHEN this ep happens, I'm going to be laughing at Griffin and David just MENTIONING the jokes.

Sean Sakimae

Halloween should have won for the schlock. Can’t say I care about these choices

Jordan Coleman

Agreed on main feed zaz especially if it also includes the post zaz oeuvre of their solo efforts

Jan Hammer-Sledge

Never heard of Airport , seemed like a wacky series to explore.

Uncle Frankie

The Naked Gun series and UHF live in my blood and bones.

J. Bailey Burcham

Voted for The Naked Gun but a main feed miniseries on ZAZ would be really interesting tbh

Miguel Arteaga

It’s the same old story. Boy finds girl, boy loses girl, girl finds boy, boy forgets girl, boy remembers girl, girls dies in a tragic blimp accident over the Orange Bowl on New Year’s Day

Adam Rich

Airport probably has some clunkers, but would be SO much more interesting --- imagine the tangents on all those crazy casts! Tons of people we've never heard TTF discuss. The Naked Gun movies are pretty blah in my recent experience.

Addison Godel

Hey, it's Enrico Pallazzo!

Devin Luke

Gotta hear Bennie laugh about "The Juice" , Grif give a back ground on the trail.

Andrew Amon

I used to watch those Naked Gun movies all the time as a kid, and I'm guessing most of the references didn't even make sense to me but I still thought they were hilarious. I've never seen them since I was a child, so would be fun to revisit them.

Zef Wagner

I low key want an Abrams miniseries, but would settle for Naked Gun.

Matthew Harper

Look at that amazing Airport cast photo... Burt and Dean's tans match the decor of the plane's interior.

Austin Ato

I voted AIRPORT just because I've never seen a single one of those movies.

Mark Young

Yes, but it's Airport

Ben Mineo

do Airplane as part of Naked Gun you cowards

Alexander I Switzky

We all love NAKED GUN, but highly recommend the AIRPORT series if you want to see something equally as funny but for all the wrong reasons. Also, the star power is off the charts.

Johnny Pomatto

Oh, Airport all the way. That series is NUTS. Plus, no O.J.

jscro

The airport movies are great. In Airport Dean Martin plays a pilot yet comes across as drunk in every scene and the ending is absolutely bonkers. In Airport 75 Gloria Swanson is in it for some reason, in Airport 77 there is Jimmy Stewart and Christopher Lee, in 1979 The Concorde there is just so much insanity.

Leo Martin

I'm giving Airport a courtesy vote

David Rollison

Why do people think they are doing airplane?

John Carroll

I think I've lost every bracket, on this and on the main site, so far.

Jessica Elsener

I want Airport because I know absolutely nothing about those movies

PoorFrisco

Guys, the Airport series is so great. It lurches to self-parody by 77 for sure, but the casts alone are worth a series. The original Airport is a really great. Also,, if anyone had a blank check it was Irwin Allen.

Pete Grant

I voted for NG.

Jessica Elsener

Here's the thing: Naked Gun is better. Airplane gets WEIRDER

Jeremy Frank

No contest.

John Blood

Airplane because the sequels are really bonkers!

Matej Semes

I want to see Airplane minus the jokes.

Jacob


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