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EP.247 Aim for the Dildo! (2) 

I’ve seen countless ero items, 

but who would have thought a dildo could heal people? 

Just to be sure, Jeong Sahwa did a quick test  

turns out, you can heal yourself just by masturbating with it. 

“It’s definitely good, but is it really worth all this trouble?” 

At that, Gayoun raised a question. 

She wasn’t sure how amazing this healing dildo was, 

but was it really worth harassing a whole clinic for it? 

And from what we’d heard, 

the Sichuan Tang Clan was a much more powerful sect than expected. 

Why would such a great sect stoop to such petty tactics just to get this dildo? 

“Looks like we’ll need more information.” 

“Then should I go check with the Beggars’ Sect? There’s a branch nearby.” 

“Beggars’ Sect?” 

Hwayeon volunteered to go gather information. 

Another martial arts term I didn’t know. 

I glanced at Jeong Sahwa, 

and she whispered an explanation in my ear. 

“The Beggars’ Sect is often described as a group of vagrants, but in reality, they’re the righteous sect’s intelligence network.” 

“What do you mean?” 

“They’re basically a network of vagrants who gather and manage information from everywhere, like a human web.” 

A human network. 

At first, it sounds implausible, 

but it’s a highly organized group. 

And since vagrants are everywhere, 

it’s actually a very effective system. 

“Impressive.” 

“They even have some martial strength. They’re a pretty formidable organization.” 

I see. 

And since the head of the Mount Hua Sect is going herself, 

the Beggars’ Sect should provide some decent info. 

“So the rest of us will just guard this place while we wait.” 

“Don’t worry, Master. No one will dare touch this place while I’m here.” 

“If it’s your command, sir, I’ll risk everything to defend it!” 

Gayoun flashed a smile, brandishing her blade. 

Nami proudly showed off the dildo stuck in her nipple. 

Anastasia was also eager, 

though since I wasn’t sure of her abilities, I considered her a backup. 

Finally, I looked at Jeong Sahwa, 

asking with my eyes what she would do. 

She answered with an emotionless gaze, 

“My role is to support you, Kim Jinwoo. Of course, I’ll stay by your side.” 

With Jeong Sahwa’s help, 

there was nothing to worry about. 

The only concern was that the enemy was skilled with poison. 

No matter how strong you are, poison is deadly. 

“You don’t need to worry about that.” 

“You know something?” 

“In this common sense-altered world, all the poisons they use are just aphrodisiacs.” 

That’s a relief. 

At least our lives aren’t in danger. 

Plus, Nami, Jeong Sahwa, and I all have some resistance to aphrodisiacs  

from frequent use, admittedly. 

The only ones left to worry about were Gayoun and Anastasia. 

“Gayoun, are you okay with aphrodisiacs?” 

“Hm? Aphrodisiacs? If it’s a normal one, it has no effect on me.” 

Well, she is a jiangshi, after all. 

Finally, I looked at Anastasia. 

She flinched and turned away. 

“I, I don’t have any resistance. Sorry, sir.” 

I hadn’t expected much anyway. 

The rest of us wouldn’t notice, 

but by watching Anastasia’s reaction, we’d know if we were under attack. 

“Let’s just hold out until Hwayeon brings back information.” 

“Yes!” 

Everyone’s enthusiastic answer echoed through the clinic. 

That night, 

the sound of insects filled the air. 

Amidst the noise, two figures quickly approached the shabby clinic. 

They drilled a hole in the wall, 

inserted a bamboo tube filled with aphrodisiac, 

and lit a fuse. 

Soon, the aphrodisiac smoke drifted inside. 

After a while  

“Hnnngh♡!” 

“Let’s go.” 

“Yes.” 

Hearing moans from inside, 

they judged it was safe and entered. 

In the center, only a platinum-blonde woman writhed in pleasure. 

No one else was in sight. 

Suddenly, something flew through the air. 

The shadow dodged nimbly, 

and saw a dildo embedded where they’d just stood. 

“You’ll pay for daring to touch the master.” 

Nami stood before them, dildos stuck in both nipples  

a Yeoui-dildo on one side, an Infinite Multiplying Dildo on the other. 

The intruders were startled by the sudden dildo attack, 

but quickly regained their composure and moved to deal with the enemy. 

“Die!” 

“You think you can kill me with that?” 

“There’s two of us!” 

Thrust! Thrust! Thrust! 

As both attacked at once, 

one let out a moan and collapsed. 

She had dildos stuck in both her pussy and ass  

two in her pussy alone. 

“You bitch!” 

“I’ll handle the other intruder!” 

At that moment, the door behind the shadow opened. 

Nami drew her Yeoui-dildo and aimed at her opponent. 

“Extend, Yeoui-dildo!” 

“Guh!” 

The Yeoui-dildo stretched to an incredible length, 

not just straight, but curving up and out the window, 

flinging the assassin into the night sky. 

With the situation resolved, the others revealed themselves. 

“I could have rusted my blade on them all…” 

“That’s the end of it.” 

Gayoun smacked her lips in disappointment, 

while Jeong Sahwa calmly assessed the situation. 

I emerged next, and Nami’s tense face relaxed. 

“Master, did you see?” 

“Of course, I saw everything.” 

“Hehe.” 

Her dog-like response made me pat her head without thinking. 

She grinned, then turned to check the subdued assassin. 

“Do you know who this is?” 

“No idea. How would I know anyone from this era?” 

Of course Gayoun wouldn’t know she’s been dead for decades. 

It would be stranger if she did. 

Just then, the clinic owner came out, saw the assassin’s face, and gasped. 

“This is…! She’s from the Sichuan Tang Clan! I saw her with Dan Yul!” 

He explained in a rush, unable to hide his excitement. 

So, the Sichuan Tang Clan really did attack  

but that alone wasn’t enough to hold against them in court. 

There’s no ID or anything. 

They could just claim she wasn’t their person. 

‘Still, maybe there’s something useful?’ 

Maybe there was something to be found. 

I started to undress the assassin, 

her overflowing breasts jiggling into view. 

There was a dildo stuck in her pussy from Nami’s earlier attack, 

plus a few aphrodisiac vials and a dagger. 

“Hm, maybe there’s something hidden here?” 

“Master, if you just want to fondle her breasts, go ahead.” 

She doesn’t get it. 

It’s best to go with the flow in these situations. 

In this common sense-altered world, just fucking and cumming is routine, 

but the best is to enjoy the scenario. 

An enemy assassin, captured  

torturing her could be fun. 

“Nami, wake her up.” 

“Yes, as you command.” 

Smack! 

Nami slapped the assassin hard enough to make the air tremble. 

She woke up, 

and as soon as she saw us, she retreated, grabbing a dagger hidden under her breast. 

“I should have checked better.” 

“I didn’t expect her to hide it there.” 

Her breasts were big enough to hide a small dagger. 

“Don’t come closer, or I’ll kill myself!” 

“…Nami.” 

“Yes, master.” 

I quietly called Nami, 

and she aimed the Yeoui-dildo. 

“Extend, Yeoui-dildo.” 

“Guh!” 

The Yeoui-dildo stretched thin and long, 

hitting the assassin’s hand and knocking the dagger away. 

“Give up. You have no chance.” 

“Shut up! I’ll never surrender. This will never end unless you die or I do!” 

She gritted her teeth, clutching her hand. 

Normally, persuading someone this loyal would be impossible. 

But as the saying goes if it doesn’t work, make it work. 

“Hngh♥!” 

Pshuuuut! Pshuuut! 

I extended the Rope Snake and injected her with aphrodisiac at her neck. 

Even for a Sichuan Tang Clan assassin, 

succubus aphrodisiac is too much. 

Sure enough, as soon as it hit, 

she squirted and climaxed violently, her eyes rolling back. 

“Hnngh♥! Hnnngh♥! What is this?! There’s an aphrodisiac I don’t know?!” 

“It’s my own formula. The only downside is it’s a bit too strong.” 

“Oohhh!” 

Pshuuuut! Pshuuuut! 

I lightly touched her pussy, and she moaned and came again. 

Just touching her with my fingers did that  

what would happen if she tasted my cock? 

“Let’s see how long you last.” 

“Y-your cock… is this big…?” 

She was shocked by my size. 

But it was too soon to be surprised. 

I forced her legs apart and aimed at her pussy. 

She finally realized what was happening and started begging. 

“S-sorry! I’ll tell you everything! Just please don’t put it in…!” 

“But I refuse!” 

“Ohoooook♥!” 

Thrust! Pshuuuuuut! 

As soon as I entered, she squirted hard. 

Succubus aphrodisiac plus my cock is a dangerous combo, as always. 

“I’ll tell you everything! Please, stop! My head’s going crazy!” 

“Want to know what it’s like?” 

I paused my thrusting and whispered in her ear. 

“I don’t really care.” 

“Ooh? Then…? Ohoooook♥!” 

Thrust! Thrust! Thrust! Thrust! 

What do you think? I just wanted to fuck her. 

Gayoun went to get information anyway. 

Even if I knew Dan Yul’s circumstances, 

it wouldn’t justify what she did. 

So, in short, 

this woman was only good for prisoner play. 

“Just squeeze your pussy nice and tight!” 

“Hngh♥! Nngh♥!” 

Thrust! Thrust! Thrust! Thrust! 

I choked her with the Rope Snake as I pounded her. 

Her breasts bounced with every thrust, 

her body trembling with ragged moans. 

Her face twisted in agony or maybe pleasure. 

“Save me…! If this keeps up, I’ll become a cock-addled idiot!” 

Thrust thrust thrust thrust! 

She felt her brain cells being destroyed by pleasure. 

Regardless, I slammed into her, 

pulling the rope and spanking her ass. 

“Cry out in a better voice, you sow!” 

“Ohoooook♥!” 

Viewwwwwut! Splurt! Splurt! Splurt! 

I came hard, making her moan. 

Blood trickled from her philtrum as she started laughing madly, something inside her snapping. 

“Hehe… Hehehe… I love cock.” 

“Maybe I went too far?” 

I’d intended to break her a bit, but it was more than I expected. 

Still, it was fun, so it’s fine. 

As I stared at the broken assassin, 

an idea popped into my head. 

“Could you bring me some rope?” 

“Rope?” 

Nami looked puzzled, 

but soon brought me a sturdy rope as ordered. 

I’m looking forward to tomorrow. 

The next day. 

Dan Yul stepped outside, annoyed at the slow report. 

What she saw was one of her assassins, tied up and out of her mind. 

“W-what is this?!” 

“Hehe…?” 

Her belly was slightly swollen, 

and white semen was endlessly leaking from between her legs. 

Even with her master in front of her, 

her eyes just stared into space. 

“Someone, come here!” 

She shouted irritably, and a servant rushed over to check the scene. 

“Get rid of that woman immediately.” 

“Y-yes!” 

At Dan Yul’s command, the servant hurried to remove the ruined assassin. 

Just then, a small note fell from the assassin’s body. 

Dan Yul picked it up, puzzled. 

“W-what’s this?!” 

She tore it in half as soon as she saw it. 

The note was a blatant provocation, 

calling her a loser who relies on aphrodisiacs because her pussy is too loose. 

“How dare they say that to me? My pussy’s super tight!” 

Dan Yul stomped on the shredded note again and again. 

Unable to take it anymore, 

she turned and glared at the shabby clinic. 

“I’ll show those bastards who insulted my pussy just how amazing it is!”