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Mythra tries her hand at cooking a special dish for Rex, and asks Pyra to do a taste test. She's not concerned about the flavor - she's concerned about whether or not her three-bean curry will result in rampant flatulence. Soon, Pyra's ass goes out of control, and Mythra fo...
2025-12-20 23:30:02 +0000 UTC View PostI had the opportunity to collaborate with my buddy and a very talented animator, StrangeFetishTrash on an animation featuring Ashley from WarioWare! We'll be doing more collabs in the future, so if you want to hear my audios alongside his skilled animation be sure to sign up to his Patreon! Use promo code 09CE3 to get 50% off your first month with 2025-12-20 03:14:29 +0000 UTC View Post
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Tatsumaki, the S-Class Hero, is tasked by The Association with taking down a rampaging monster. When Fubuki's cooking repeats on her, Tatsumaki shows the fiend how she really got the moniker "Terrible Tornado."
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This suggestion box is for the next month's "Big" audio. Audios with high budgets, ensemble casts, top-tier talent, or targeting lengths five minutes or more - possibly all four. Examples would include Lady Dimitrescu: The Screaming Shits, Mako, Ryuko, & Satsuki's Big Burger Blowout, 2025-12-15 23:00:12 +0000 UTC View Post
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Amanozako picks a fight with a pixie. Unfortunately, the Pixie in question is the Demi-Fiend's true companion, and she quickly shows Amanozako who's the strongest by bombing her nose and stuffing her with mouth farts. Can Amanozako turn the tides of battle?
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2025-12-12 23:15:02 +0000 UTC View PostMy apologies. I'm sure some of you called this based on my posts but, I just didn't have it in me to edit while dealing with my personal life. I've sorted through as much of what was going on as possible, and I'm back in fighting form. I appreciate your patience.
I've chipped away at both SMT V and Pyra & Mythra these last few days, so I believe both will be out this coming week. Unless something utterly stupid happens to me, SMT V will release on Friday, with Pyra & Mythra nex...
2025-12-11 15:00:18 +0000 UTC View PostMy father lost his job yesterday. He's off to find a new one, and my mother is looking toward finding a higher paying job. But I was told point-blank I'd need to step up my financial responsibilities until fortunes change, as my mother and father's finances are entangled, and if one goes down so does the other.
I've gotten a strong handle on HotRamenAudio's financial needs. I feel confident I can keep going under these circumstances. So I'll be making a change to eke out more savings wi...
2025-12-05 23:00:07 +0000 UTC View Post(Seasons) Greetings!
I have a lot of fun plans this month, and some important info (not good news but nothing that affects you guys). So let's get right into it.
There will be NO suggestion boxes this month as I focus on catching up, since I was not able to push Midnight and Mt. Lady forward last month (the Midnight VA was unavailable for most of November for undisclosed reasons).
My personal life has become very complicated. I'd love to be as vague as...
2025-12-01 15:00:24 +0000 UTC View Post
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In this Pokemon-themed commission, Lusamine treats Cynthia to some homecooked malasadas with a secret ingredient that'll make her gassy. She's been searching for a woman with ...
2025-11-26 03:34:27 +0000 UTC View Post
A crowdfunded effort between myself, friends and generous patrons who wish to remain anonymous. Based on Season 1 of Umamusume: Pretty Derby, the founding members of Team Spica are set to race in an exhibition showcase. Unfortunately, something they ate for breakfast has gone bad. Special Week, Silence Suzuka, Vodka, Daiwa Scarlet, and Goldship must run a 3,000 meter gauntlet while holding back ...
2025-11-19 23:00:00 +0000 UTC View Post
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A commission in the style of a longform DL-Site audio! In an effort to help ...
2025-11-12 23:10:36 +0000 UTC View PostI mentioned the other day making quality-focused changes to the All-Access ($10.99) tier. I've decided to make further changes to the production and release of audios. These decisions are based on finance as well as quality assurance, and will not be implemented until December 1st, 2025.
I am proud of last month's output, particularly Zhu Yuan: A Case of the Runs, 2025-11-08 23:00:07 +0000 UTC View Post
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A patreon reward. Raiden Shogun overhears Mauvika corking out a massive dump. Taking it as a challenge, she engages her in the most honorable form of combat - Battleshits. An adaptation of a comic by @HoleBur...
2025-11-06 02:00:15 +0000 UTC View PostMay the best duo win! This poll will determine which duo audio from October I will pursue next. You may only vote for one concept this time. Full scripts have been written for both, so you can read them and make an informed decision on which one you want to see most based not just on the premise, but the content of the script. I strongly urge you read them before voting. The scripts were written closely with the patrons who suggested them, and I appreciate them both handling a first draft so ...
2025-11-04 02:11:28 +0000 UTC View Post
The first of three commission audios from the latest batch.
While visiting Alola, Lusamine invites Cynthia to Aether Paradise, treating her to some home cooked malasadas with a secret ingredient that'll get her ass blasting. But Lusamine isn't out to humiliate Cynthia - she's been searching for a woman with the same sensual love of farting as her. And when it turns out she and Cynthia sh...
2025-11-02 23:00:07 +0000 UTC View PostMythra cooks a dish for Rex - a plate of three-bean curry. But fully aware of her own culinary ineptitude, she uses Pyra as a guinea pig. Unfortunately, while it tastes great going in, it gives Pyra the rampant farts... Worse yet, Mythra's stricken with gas too due to their shared body. The duo quickly stink up Rex's house, and their efforts to get rid of the smell are in vain as they can't hold anything back!
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2025-11-01 22:00:08 +0000 UTC View PostGreetings!
I blinked and the month was over and somehow I released six audios in a 31 day span. But I hope you enjoyed all of the content for last month!
My ears are decimated from constant headset use so I will take the first three days of the month to focus on writing new scripts. Until I am back in editing shape, let's go over plans for November.
As mentioned earlier, I am on a tighter budg...
2025-11-01 14:00:22 +0000 UTC View Post
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Happy Halloween! To escape Castle Dimitrescu, Rose needs to retrieve the "Full Moon Relief." Unfortunately, the relief is in the bathroom with Lady Dimitrescu, whose suffering from explosive diarrhea after drinking some of Rose's blood! Rose crawls through the vent to snatc...
2025-10-31 22:00:12 +0000 UTC View PostGreetings!
It's an awkward subject I know, but No Nut November is coming soon. There's a non-zero chance many of you will participate, and to put it bluntly I need to schedule around the possibility I will have less funding to work with, and that many of my posts will have reduced reach and visibility. I have enough projects ready to edit and some are even ready to post, but how I schedule them out will be partly determined by the results of this poll, so please answer honestly. So, ar...
2025-10-25 22:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post
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A patron reward for @Cultus_Latrinum. Chun-Li (Street Fighter 6) hits the ladies room to take a huge dump....
2025-10-24 22:00:15 +0000 UTC View Post
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Commission for lolotron6. Sue Storm and Dagger think their asses are the biggest and juiciest of all t...
2025-10-20 22:00:09 +0000 UTC View PostA Shin Megami Tensei V-themed audio that I have wanted to do since December of 2024 was on stand-still until it was funded by a generous patron with excellent taste. It was meant to be an animatic with artwork by Lazei, done with a first draft script. But one last scene was added to the script at this patron's request. I wanted to conta...
2025-10-17 23:00:55 +0000 UTC View Post
Since the comic artist behind Hatsune Miku's desperation act, my dear friend Button no Button, has no social media presence, he wants me to post any gas or scat art he makes here on Patreon. This commission is for @GassyNympho on twitter, who wanted to see Gabriel from Gabriel Dropout casually making a mess of herself. That console...
2025-10-14 22:10:43 +0000 UTC View Post
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A commissioned audio. Sakurai takes Uzaki out for drinks to celebrate her birthday. She rips beer farts to annoy him 'til a dangerous fart sends her running to a toilet...
2025-10-08 22:01:51 +0000 UTC View PostWith 72 votes, this audio is the single most dominant poll entrant in the page's history. That of course is because we also have more members than during previous polls, but even so it's an impressive turnout. TheVoiceVixxen offered me a 20% discount on the vocals as part of a sale she was running, so I wrote the script in advance alongside the suggester.
Starring @TheVoiceVixxen as Lady Dimitrescu and @2025-10-06 14:00:24 +0000 UTC View Post
The Duo Suggestion poll ended in a 49/49 tie. Amy and Vanilla VS Midnight and Mt. Lady. As such, we'll be going to a tiebreaker. However, I'd like to handle this differently. Rather than having you vote on which idea you'd prefer, I will take the time to work with both suggesters to write their ideas out as scripts, and attach them to the poll when it goes up. Those of you who are undecided can read the script and determine which project excites you most. Thus, you won't see the tiebreaker fo...
2025-10-06 13:00:20 +0000 UTC View PostI accidentally set the poll to open on the 2nd at 9 PM, so I decided to just open it this morning! I apologize, but I caught it too late in the evening on the 1st.
The voting this time will be a little different, as I want to test a method that, I believe, will control the budget moving forward:
You can vote in as many polls as you'd like. Every vote adds $5.99 to the audio's total budget. The winning audio is whichever piece has the most votes, but how elaborate ...
2025-10-02 14:00:14 +0000 UTC View PostI accidentally set the poll to open on the 2nd at 9 PM, so I decided to just open it this morning! I apologize, but I caught it too late in the evening on the 1st.
The voting this time will be a little different, as I want to test a method that, I believe, will control the budget moving forward:
You can vote in as many polls as you'd like. Every vote adds $5.99 to the audio's total budget. The winning audio is whichever piece has the most votes, but how elaborate ...
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