I'm going to try something new moving forward, which is a weekly production update on Fridays. Let's get the boring stuff out of the way.
Mori Calliope piece is on track to be finished this coming week.
Toph and Katara audio will sadly take more time as AkujiSaitoVA (Katara) will be moving this month and has limited time.
Yang and Ruby scripts are out. MacStarVA has given a two week estimate for her lines, A...
2024-08-17 02:10:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Asuka Langley's patience, pride, and bowel strength are tested when she finds herself on the wrong side of a bathroom door occupied by Rei Ayanami. Will she make it?
Featuring @MacStarVA as Asuka and @AkujiSaitoVA as Rei. Features four original artworks by @Deadloc91537586, paid for by Patron Ozziroth.
Long overdue and one of the most difficult to balance and pace audios I've ever done. ...
2024-08-16 02:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post
Asuka Langley's patience, pride, and bowel strength are tested when she finds herself on the wrong side of a bathroom door occupied by Rei Ayanami. Will she make it?
Starring @MacStarVA as Asuka Langley and @AkujiSaitoVA as Rei Ayanami.
Artwork by @Deadloc91537586.
2024-08-16 02:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostUPDATED: Felt the original script was too rushed. Was being too thrifty with the set up. I got assurance from a Patron that they would be willing to cover expenses for more dialogue. Ruby has more screen-time and the part where Yang and Ruby fight over the toilet has been changed.
Before a match at the Vytal Festival tournament, Yang Xiao Long's opponent, Neon Katt, brings her some ramen from Amity Stadium's ramen stand... laced with laxatives. Before Yang can battle Neon Katt...
2024-08-02 02:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostGreetings! Let's get right to it:
August 1st: At 6PM EST the August Suggestion Box goes up, announcing this month's theme. Suggestions close on Sat, August 10th at 11:59 PM EST. The Yang Script will be released at 10 PM EST.
August 5th: The runner up script for the month (Tomo-chan is a Girl) will be released at 10 PM EST.
August 11t...
2024-08-01 14:00:18 +0000 UTC View PostMori Calliope gets a case of the squirts while livestreaming. She rushes to the toilet to relieve herself, only to realize that she's still live... again.
I removed this script from Patreon because I initially wanted to flesh it out to make it more erotic to read. I wrote it to give AkujiSaito room to improvise and respond to all of your comments in whatever way they saw fit to give the audio a greater sense of liveness. As a result, the script is a little sparse and I got worried peop...
2024-07-11 02:19:04 +0000 UTC View PostA night of heavy drinking sends Aqua running to the ladies' room with a sceaming case of the shits... but in her drunken desperation she doesn't check the signage on the door and ends up in the men's room.
The second place winner of the April Fools poll, which lost by a single vote. Despite the fact this piece will probably cost money I do not have right now, I intend to get it done eventually. Konosuba's comedy was something I wanted to replicate, I would never make an audio without i...
2024-07-11 02:14:41 +0000 UTC View PostThe script for June's winner, featuring Toph and Katara from Avatar: The Last Airbender taking a tandem deuce after a cleansing dip in the hot spring cleanses them a little too well.
I would have loved to get this uploaded sooner, but I had too many obligations to deal with offline. @MacStarVA will play Toph. AkujiSaitoVA is unsure if they can accurately play Katara so we are working on some vocal development. Worse comes to worst, this piece will take a bit more time as I search for a...
2024-07-08 01:10:57 +0000 UTC View PostGreetings Patrons! I wanted June to be more productive than it was, and admittedly I struggled a lot with writing. Each month I feel the need to top my previous efforts and it's gotten to a point where I struggle to write due to the mounting pressure I put on myself. I know if I push myself I can always make something better than before. But at this point my schedule has slipped too much from trying to do better and better each month. I need to remind myself that "done" is better than "perfec...
2024-07-01 14:00:20 +0000 UTC View Post
Zelda calls out to her noble champion in her hour of need... when she is stuck on the privy without a single scrap of toilet paper and a calamitous case of diarrhea.
A collaboration between myself @science2311. This project has been in the works for a year with the script completed in July of 2023, a prototype audio in September, and the animatic beginning production in January of 2024. The go...
2024-06-29 22:30:15 +0000 UTC View Post
Zelda calls out to her noble champion in her hour of need... when she is stuck on the privy without a single scrap of toilet paper and a calamitous case of diarrhea.
A collaboration between myself and @science2311, who wrote the script, featuring @AkujiSaitoVA as Princess Zelda. This audio has been edited from an animatic to exclude sound effects intended to compliment visuals.
2024-06-29 22:30:00 +0000 UTC View PostGreetings Patrons! May was another brutally busy month, so much so I struggled to find the time to complete my basic Patreon obligations. I'm very disappointed with myself for that but I will just make up for the missed work in June.
The Mori Calliope script is still being written, but this one is a little different. All previous writing attempts were fairly bland, and I decided the most interesting way to do the script would be to do something a little interactiv...
2024-06-01 13:00:14 +0000 UTC View Post
Kumatora enters a Kafkaesque nightmare when she enters the All-You-Can-Pee Toilet Dungeon in the Empire Pork Building, only to find there isn't a single unoccupied stall in sight!
Starring @MacStarVA as Kumatora and @AkujiSaitoVA as the other bathroom patrons.
Artwork by @Sorollos.
2024-05-19 22:00:10 +0000 UTC View Post
Listen to the full audio (1:57) on HotRamenAudios.com!
Kumatora enters a Kafkaesque nightmare when she enters the All-You-Can-Pee Toilet Dungeon in the Empire Pork Building, only to find there isn't a single unoccupied stall in sight!
Starring @MacStarVA as Ku...
2024-05-19 22:00:08 +0000 UTC View Post
An alternate take on the Gold Saucer scenario where Tifa and Aerith decide to go out for an evening of fun, only to end up stuck on the Skywheel... just in time for all that theme park food to come back with a vengeance!
Featuring @Iheartvoiceover as Tifa Lockhart and @AkujiSaitoVA as Aerith Gainsborough.
Artwork by @_ButterKnife_.
Includes a version without title text
2024-05-18 01:30:01 +0000 UTC View Post
An alternate take on the Gold Saucer scenario where Tifa and Aerith decide to go out for an evening of fun, only to end up stuck on the Skywheel... just in time for all that theme park food to come back with a vengeance!
Featuring @Iheartvoiceover as Tifa Lockhart and @AkujiSaitoVA as Aerith Gainsborough.
Artwork by @_ButterKnife_
2024-05-18 01:30:01 +0000 UTC View PostI will be busy over the next five days and away from my PC. Rather than close the poll today I decided to just extend it. Sorry for the sparse updates! I will be back on the 15th!
2024-05-08 19:04:32 +0000 UTC View PostGreetings everyone! Spring is upon us and so is another month. April was extremely busy for me with irl obligations, and so my work time was fairly limited. I'm more behind than I would like on all audios but come mid-May my schedule will be clear and I will focus my efforts exclusively on audios.
Here's the month's schedule:
May 1st: At 6PM EST the May Suggestion Box goes up, announcing this mon...
2024-05-01 13:00:13 +0000 UTC View PostI was initially going to keep this one a complete secret and not upload the script, but due to the set-backs on the Tifa & Aerith audio, and the longer-than-average wait time on the Asuka piece due to both VAs having prior obligations to clear our first, AND an inexplicable loss of all my files forcing me to do a lengthy back-up process, I figured I would upload the script as a sneak peak to make these delays a little less of a dry spell. In addition, I will let $3 patrons enjoy this scri...
2024-04-15 01:35:43 +0000 UTC View PostGreetings! The lines are out for the Asuka audio. It was a tough decision on who should voice her, but in the end it is @MacStarVA who will be burying the potted plant. @AkujiSaito will act opposite her as Rei.
Thanks to the generosity of patron Anthony Gigliotti, who recommended me to an artist and took it upon himself to commission additional images for the audio from them, the audio will feature FOUR illustrations by @Deadlocked on t...
2024-04-11 22:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostAsuka Langley Soryu's a prideful girl. But everyone has a breaking point... When she's stricken with a stomach bug that leaves her rushing for a toilet she finds that her favorite bathroom - a secluded single-stall toilet on the highest floor of NERV Headquarters - is occupied by Rei Ayanami. But time isn't on Asuka's side. Rather than risk an accident finding another toilet she stubbornly waits for Rei to finish up. But as her composure breaks down, Asuka (as always) starts to say things she...
2024-04-05 01:09:00 +0000 UTC View PostGreetings one and all! The month of April is upon us, which means it's time for me to force aggressive shitting noises into your ears. I am not exaggerating when I say that March's poll has kept me on the edge of my seat. With twice the number of entrants as February's poll, the race to March 31st saw positions change rapidly. From a clear winner in the early leg of the poll to a neck-and-neck tie... only for Asuka Langley to emerge victorious with an impressive 31 votes. Out of 79 individual...
2024-04-01 16:00:18 +0000 UTC View PostScripts are out for the Tifa & Aerith audios. Thanks to your generous patronage, the full cost of the piece was covered. The thumbnail this time will be done by @zeenybutgross on twitter, whose love of Final Fantasy VII is roughly on par with mine, perhaps even more. Because of her enthusiasm for the script and game I believe she will deliver an incredible piece.
But due to the additional funding, I have an extra surprise. Some of you may have seen a piece by @Sorollos on twit...
2024-03-07 18:09:16 +0000 UTC View PostWhat would happen if, instead of Cloud going out on a date with Aerith, Tifa, Yuffie (or Barret), Tifa and Aerith decided to hit the Gold Saucer by themselves? As the two board the gondola to watch the fireworks, all that fairground food starts to act up... Stuck high in the air in a rickety wooden box, the two will have to improvise if they want to keep their image (and panties) unsullied.
A little bit off-book from the initial prompt, but Aerith and Tifa are buddy dumping, as th...
2024-03-06 00:40:11 +0000 UTC View PostIt's that time folks! Time to vote on what (and who) you want to hear in my next fully voiced audio project! The following were submitted by paid members of the patreon, but free members can vote as well. Make your voices heard by selecting one of the four options below.
The poll closes on the 29th of February, 9PM EST, with the project going into effect on March 1st, so if the idea you want to see isn't winning, don't lose hope. There is plenty of time.
Good luck to a...
2024-02-16 02:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostI promised there would be no charges made in February. However, the Charge-Per-Post model I was using until recently meant money would be sent to my account on an arbitrarily specified date rather than immediately as the payment model implied. That's one of the reasons I chose to switch. Please do not be alarmed by the charge, as it was the charge for JANUARY, and not anything from this month. So sorry for the confusion!
2024-02-05 09:08:14 +0000 UTC View PostGirls from the wonderful world of Role Playing Games! Computer, Western, and Eastern are all eligible suggestions. The box will be open from 2/1/2024 to 2/14/2024, with the vote taking place from 2/15/2024 to 2/29/2024. This month's window is much more broad because until the charges go into effect, I will not be able to begin production, so this month will be focused on easing patrons into these changes and finishing all of my current projec...
2024-02-02 02:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostPlease read them over and give some thought to what benefits you want to receive! These changes do not go into effect until March 1st, 2024, so don't feel any pressure to make any decisions today. The first suggestion box goes live at 9PM EST, atnd for this month it will remain open for 14 days, giving you a plenty of time to decide
2024-02-01 21:38:18 +0000 UTC View PostI've given this a lot of thought and decided to try my hand at a Monthly Patreon Model like the rest of the planet. The main reason is a more consistent schedule for everyone involved. Pay per creation is confusing to Patrons and I have received several inquiries stating that the model makes no sense to them, which is fair: no one uses it. Bafflingly enough the money is still cashed out monthly no matter what.
Additionally, I would like to make mo...
2024-01-27 02:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post
The audio for my upcoming Animatic! Let the sensual sound of a princess in the grips of porcelain-punishing peril fill your earholes as I work on the video version, which will be a public release available on Twitter, ThisVid, and of course Patreon for download. I have some special visuals planned for the end, so don't mind the music without vocals or SFX 2:00 onward.
The video may take until the end of January as I have freelance work coming up this week. But I would like to have...
2024-01-23 02:21:35 +0000 UTC View Post