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ch48

[Chapter 48 - The Villain and the Garden]

World domination is never achieved overnight. A more gradual expansion of power is needed.

To rule a city, you must start with a town; to rule a town, you must start with a neighborhood; and to rule a neighborhood, you must first conquer the land beneath your feet.

In the past, I conquered the eastern park of S City and made it my territory! But true conquest is not just about leaving footprints on the land!

"Kakat! Today, I sh...

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ch40

[Chapter 40 - The Villain and the Cat Mom]

Darkness and White King sniffed the air. Today's mission was clear.

To find the culprit behind the trash piles and severed wires at Crown Villa.

And to find and punish the 'Cat Mom' behind it all.

"Stray cats and Cat Moms! Tremble in fear, for the great villain Grimoire is here!!"

As soon as I stepped out of the villa, I ran into some neighborhood women who recognized me and swarmed over.

"Oh my, Grimoire! You look...

ch39

[Chapter 39 - The Villain and the Intruder]

After the trial, I sipped my drink and watched the mice.

Drip-drip-

The sound of their tiny feet spinning the wheels was cheerful.

As expected, becoming my subordinate is always a special honor!

Look how happy they are, a privilege other mice can only dream of!

Of course, it was originally a punishment… but whatever, gloomy subordinates won't help with world domination.

A stressful day finally ended with a...

ch38

[Chapter 38 - The Villain's Trial]

'This can't be happening. This can't be happening! I'm the master of this court, so how did it come to this?'

To lose the rights to the refrigerator in a trial I devised, in a court I presided over!

Being cornered is the role of the mice, so why am I the one backed into a corner? This is an absurd situation!

The two mice were already whispering to each other, chirping as if they were certain of victory.

Darkness's mustache, ador...

ch37

[Chapter 37 - Villain and Logic]

"Wait a minute! Objection!"

I shouted loudly. The mice suddenly flinched.

"This body has realized an important fact!"

I walked confidently to the center of the room. I crossed my arms and looked down at the mice.

Squeak-?

Darkness's eyes darted nervously from side to side. White King seemed to be subtly trying to back away.

That's right, you must be anxious! This body has seen through your lies.

"There is a cruci...

ch36

[Chapter 36 - The Villain and the Court]

"This… this is blatant treason!!!"

My whole body trembled with rage. I felt even my horns getting hot.

The situation: all the desserts safely stored in the refrigerator had been attacked by mice.

The mice I trusted and accepted as subordinates had betrayed me!

"Is this all the reward for loyalty? You traitors! How dare you sink your teeth into the energy source of a villain! Stealing the food of a great villain is a crim...

ch35

[Chapter 35 - The Villain's Melancholy]

I clutched the volunteer service certificate tightly as I exited the library's main gate.

My steps were heavy. Even my horns drooped. Another blemish on my villainous career.

"It's happened again…"

A sigh escaped me involuntarily. The scrap of paper and the plaque in my hand were nothing more than proof of a villain's shame.

'Library Special Achievement Award,' it read.

Special Achievement Award.

Achievement A...

ch34

[Chapter 34 - The Villain's Manners]

Five consecutive failures? How is this even possible?

I hid in a corner of the library hallway, dejectedly banging my forehead against the wall. Literally head-butting the wall. Head-butting out of anguish.

Thud. Thud.

It felt like my pride was crumbling along with the wall being chipped away by my horns.

"Why, why, why is this happening…"

How could all my evil deeds be twisted and praised? How could I explain this cur...

ch33

[Chapter 33 - The Villain's Philosophy]

Library lounge.

Grumble-

It was almost lunchtime. A Villain's stomach is more accurate than an atomic clock, so I know it's exactly 12 o'clock without even looking at the time.

I sat in a corner and looked down at the volunteer lunchbox.

Chicken mayo rice bowl with spam, kimchi, and pickled radish. A pretty good combination.

"Hmph, how foolish! To provide food to a hungry Villain. You'll regret this!"

I...

ch32.2

It was the start of her third act of villainy.

Grimoire roamed between the bookshelves, pondering new villainous ideas.

People walking between the bookshelves, students reading quietly, scholars studying seriously… how could she ruin their peaceful daily lives?

She tapped her horn lightly with her finger, stimulating her brain. How to corrupt the temple of knowledge… too direct destruction lacked the aesthetics of a villain, and too subtle pranks would be misunderstood a...

ch32.1

[Chapter 32 - The Villainous Librarian]

"Kakat! It's time to start some real villainy!"

Grimoire pushed a cart full of books, striding between the bookshelves.

Finally, the time had come for her grand scheme to truly begin.

This quiet library would soon be transformed into a crucible of chaos!

'The peaceful reading atmosphere is destined to be shattered by me, just the thought of it is exhilarating!'

Books sorted by color, bookshelves perfectly arranged in ...

ch31

[Chapter 31 - The Villain and the Library]

'The King knows no defeat. Or rather, this body refuses to acknowledge defeat!'

Grimoire sprawled on the sofa, eyes glued to the TV, legs draped over the armrest, head lolling off the opposite side and defeat radiated from every pore on her face.

"Haaaaaa…"

A deep sigh escaped her lips. Who knew world domination could be so difficult?

S City news flickered on the TV screen.

[Reporter Moon Hye-ji: Lotus M...

ch30

[Chapter 30 - The Villain's Maid]

Every human is born with their own unique individuality.

Individuality is the user's mental image.

A reflection of their definition, values, desires, and fantasies into reality.

The former Evelyn—no, Subject Alpha-001's individuality, 'Black Flame,' was solely for destruction.

Flames of nothingness that annihilate everything. Back then, she had no purpose or value.

But now it was different.

Her meeting with Grimoire...

ch29

[Chapter 29 - The Villain and the Black Flame]

Cherubim completely surrounded Evelyn. Blue light pulsed from the circuits etched beneath their skin, like a heartbeat. The radiance flowing through their veins grew increasingly intense, eventually erupting from their bodies.

Clang-

A sharp metallic sound rang out. The Cherubim's arms transformed, reconfiguring into various weapon forms.

"The fifth element, transcending the other elements. Behold this infinite energy. It ...

ch28

[Chapter 28 - Guardian of the Villain]

Evelyn confirmed that Grimoire was fast asleep. For a long time, she gazed at her Master's sleeping face.

The horns that poked out between her silver hair faintly shimmered in the moonlight. The usual arrogance and bluster were gone, leaving only a girlish face.

'Another day has passed without incident.'

She rose from her spot and quietly closed the door. Now it was her turn for the night to begin.

"A maid by day, a shadow b...

ch27

[Chapter 27 - The Villain and the Taco]

The smell of something burning stung her nose.

Evelyn blinked, snapping out of her reverie and back to reality.

"Evelyn? Are you alright?"

Before Evelyn was a smoking cast iron pan. Meat turning black.

"The meat's burning! My dinner is in danger!" Grimoire exclaimed.

"I apologize, Master."

Evelyn immediately reached out and took the frying pan off the heat. Fortunately, it wasn't completely burnt. Evelyn breathe...

ch26

[Ch 26 - The Villain and the Secret Organization]

Evelyn's luxury sedan smoothly pulled into the Crown Villa parking lot.

"Evelyn! You carry the shopping bags! I'll take the book! This is for the world domination plan!"

"The plan in comic book form, you mean."

"Reading only text is too boring these days! Even Villains have to evolve with the times!"

A day filled with movies and shopping. Just an ordinary day for others, but for Evelyn, every day was like a miracl...

ch25

[Ch 25 - The Villain's Holiday]

Dawn awakened the morning.

Evelyn's blue eyes shone. The moment she opened them, not a single trace of sleep remained.

Even in the darkness, everything in the room was clear. The black and white furniture, the small potted plant by the window, and even the second hand of the clock on the wall.

It was time for the maid to rise.

Evelyn neatly made the bed. Not a single wrinkle on the blanket, the pillow placed precisely in the center...

ch24

[The Minions of the Villain]

Silence enveloped Crown Villa.

3 AM, the deepest part of the night, Evelyn's room.

Her room was stark. Only black and white furniture and accessories were present, and the only decoration was a small potted plant by the window. The clean and tidy space resembled her.

Evelyn lay neatly on the bed.

Regular heartbeat and deep breathing. She appeared to be in a perfect state of sleep, but a part of her consciousness was always clear.

ch23

[The Villain's Power]

'Was I just a third-rate villain who can't even catch rats?'

The great Grimoire couldn't even handle two measly rodents!

I didn't even want to look at the chat. The viewers were probably laughing at me like crazy.

At this rate, the name 'Grimoire' might become synonymous with 'a villain who can't even catch rats.'

My horns suddenly felt hot. Bitterness, anger, and shame swirled within me.

A villain shouldn't cry. Never. But how could I...

ch22

[The Villain and the Rats]

I set up the mouse traps in the living room and hid behind the sofa.

Everything was perfect.

Belgian chocolate on the snap trap, French butter cookies in the cage trap, and limited-edition cheese-flavored potato chips on the sticky trap.

"My precious emergency snacks, I will never forget your sacrifice. After world domination, I will build a monument to honor you!"

It broke my heart to see my precious emergency snacks placed on the mous...

ch21

[The Villain's Hunt]

Thunk—

The sound of the front door opening echoed.

'Ho, could it be that the rats have invaded even here?'

That, I truly cannot forgive! No one can dare to trespass on this body's sanctuary!

"Master, I'm back."

…Ah, it's Evelyn.

I, who had been buried in the sofa and glaring at the TV, jumped up.

I dashed to the entrance like a blazing fire and put my hands on my hips. This is this body's dignified 'pose of fury.'

...

ch20

[The Villain's Torment]

"Now, I shall move to the rooftop garden! The highest observation deck in this body's territory!"

Click-

I pressed the elevator button.

Why is it taking so long? How dare this insignificant machine make the great Grimoire wait!

"Dare you disobey this body's command!"

I pressed the button repeatedly. Hurry, hurry!

"Oh, Grimoire, isn't it? I've been enjoying your broadcasts lately. My son showed them to me. They're really fun~" 2025-06-06 04:48:32 +0000 UTC View Post

ch19

[The Villain's Hideout]

Squeak- Squeak-

Grimoire held a small cloth and diligently polished her horns in front of the mirror.

She generously applied the premium horn polish Evelyn had prepared!

A subtle sheen swirled around her black horns. The shinier her horns, the stronger Grimoire's villainous aura seemed to become!

"Kakat! Finally, I'm perfect!"

Everything had to be in top condition for Grimoire's second Broadcast!

Especially her horns, the symbo...

ch18

[Villain Marketing]

"Excuse me, customer?"

I slowly turned my head. A burly man in a black suit was staring at me with a menacing look.

What… what is it? A supermarket security guard? Or a hero in disguise?

"I've been watching everything you've done so far."

"Heeik! My evil deeds have been exposed??"

I involuntarily took a step back.

[Is she really getting caught?? Live arrest broadcast lol]

[Wasn't Grimoire a hero??]

[She's scaredㅋㅋ...

ch17

[The Villain's Confusion]

I left the moment of philosophical enlightenment behind as I pulled the cart.

Originally, a true villain doesn't stay in one place. Farewell, vegetable corner!

"Evelyn, where should this body's next target be? That's it! The sample corner would be good! That's where humans' desires are most nakedly revealed!"

"Your ideas are always excellent, Master."

As we approached the sample corner, a woman in a white hat was handing out small plates...

ch16

[The Villain and the Mart]

"Kakat! We've finally arrived! The stage where my magnificent villainy will unfold!"

'Grand Mart,' a large supermarket with 24/7, 365 days a year sales.

While Evelyn set up the mobile camera, Grimoire peered inside through the supermarket's glass doors.

A vast space, gleaming lights, and insignificant humans peacefully shopping for goods. What a perfect place to execute a wicked plan!

"All that peaceful scenery will soon be shattered! M...

ch15

Swish-

The sound of Evelyn's footsteps heading towards the window.

Whoosh-!!

"Eek! Light! I hate sunlight! Light is poison to villains! Villains must live in darkness!"

I curled up even more under the blanket as sunlight poured onto it.

"Even villains need vitamin D. If you stay in the dark too long, your horns might lose their luster."

I could sense a hint of amusement in her expressionless voice. But right now, such jokes weren't funny.

"Evelyn! Don...