I asked E what was in her fanny pack.
She pulled out a miniature Louisville slugger.
I don’t know much about baseball but it said “The Big Hurt” in silver letters along the handle.
I fucking love kinksters.
(Here she is hitting me with it.)
Heart & E - Persephone Party (2023)
2023-03-17 04:44:14 +0000 UTC
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I wanted to stab my almost-ex-husband when I mentioned the name of the Oscar movie I was rooting for and he made a stupid face and a bad joke.
The movie was Sarah Polley’s Women Talking. He dismissed it (in front of my sons) based on his repulsion at the title alone. “I don’t think I’d be interested in that one,” he laughed.
I did not laugh.
“It’s a movie about philosophy and religion,” I said, “both disciplines you hold degrees in. I don’t know why yo...
2023-03-17 04:22:43 +0000 UTC View Post
Hi friends! I’ve missed you. Here I am back on my bullshit (spanking pretty girls while wearing a flower crown) and having the time of my life.
Our coven party last weekend was just what my soul needed to propel me through March. There’s lots of snow where we live, and nothing is growing yet, so these are dark times for a sun-deficient bunny like myself. A debaucherous night with my wild goddess friends was good medicine.
I’m busy editing and getting permission to share bi...
2023-03-14 20:45:58 +0000 UTC View Post
We’re having a much needed gay girl gang getaway this weekend! Here are some throwback photos from one of the last times we had a theme party at Eden’s place in the country. I can’t wait to get to spank pretty girls wearing flower crowns and show you all the photo evidence. 🥳
(Read more about our party plans here.)
2023-03-10 12:45:41 +0000 UTC
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In another month it’ll be warm enough for me to start training again in my circus gym/garage. I can’t fucking wait. In the mean time I’m working on healing from a pinched nerve in my back… which is slooooooow going. I am not the most patient… especially with myself. But I like being strong, and I want to keep lifting and training to get stronger. So I’m working on my patience.
2023-03-10 04:22:27 +0000 UTC View Post
(You should hear the sweet sounds she makes when I touch her.)
Heart & Piper (2017) - Photo by Guy New York
2023-03-05 03:18:33 +0000 UTC View Post
When the wanting became too much they followed the pull and pressed into each other.
Heart & Piper (2017) - Photo by Guy New York
2023-03-04 03:36:04 +0000 UTC View Post
I’m playing with silly photo edits instead of doing the real work, but as long as you’re here Patrons then this is technically real work. (*smirky face*)
Thank you, as always, for your support. I’m so excited about our event next month, I need some coven magic, and I know you’re going to love our party theme and all the fun babe brigade photos.
I can feel some changes coming in my real life and I’m trying not to fight it. Change is a vital part of a healthy existence. ...
2023-02-27 04:57:47 +0000 UTC View Post
I can’t keep it a secret any more Patreon pals… in 2 weeks time the coven is HAVING A FUCKING PARTY!!!
It’s been a long time coming and we’re all antsy to get together and soak up that big witch energy. We’re going to pile into my minivan and road trip to Eden’s place in the country. Kitten and Cath are coming into town (maybe even Betty!) and it’s gonna be a thrill just to be together.
Our theme is very thematically appropriate for the vibe this time of...
2023-02-24 13:05:51 +0000 UTC View Post
“Why don’t you show me how you touch yourself when nobody’s watching?”
Heart & Piper - Photo by Guy New York
2023-02-24 04:53:55 +0000 UTC View Post
The second photo with Piper’s laugh makes my heart sing. I miss being silly in bed with her.
(Shout out to my rainbow unicorn phone case.)
Heart & Piper (2017) - Photo by Guy New York
2023-02-22 23:18:57 +0000 UTC View Post
The thing is, this dress should be acceptable for me to wear anywhere.
Heart (dress by thistle & spire) - Sapphic Slumber Party #9 - September 2022
2023-02-21 05:12:54 +0000 UTC View Post(Content warning: this post includes a brief description of a real and scary true crime, but mostly it’s ranting about a puppy.)
My almost-ex-husband and my very-tired-from-shift-work girlfriend have joined forces, for the first time, to BULLY ME into getting a puppy. 🙄They’ve never bonded over anything before, they quietly respect each other but they’ve never found themselves in the same corner. They’ve never shared a passion. And here they are GANGING UP ON ME for ...
2023-02-21 04:55:04 +0000 UTC View Post
Hi friends! I’m working on instax orders today… if you wanted to get your hands on the super hot Sapphic Slumber Party instax collection from event #9 I can put yours in the mail tonight!
Click here to take a peek at my store.
(Reminder, Patreon supporters get a sexy bonus pic… 😽)
2023-02-16 15:10:52 +0000 UTC View Post
A pipe burst in her building, the water will be shut off for days. So she’s staying with me, and my giant teenagers, and my wiggly bad dog, and intermittent visits from my almost-ex-husband. A Valentine bonus. She’s helping me restore the dollhouse my grandfather made for me in 1982. She convinced one of the kids to watch The Last of Us with us, it’s been amazing, even though “mom closes her eyes for the gross parts”. She brings my other kiddo the fancy face scrub they like from her...
2023-02-16 02:09:01 +0000 UTC View Post
This is my Valentine to myself today:
I took this nakey pic last weekend at Max’s house while she was at work. Wearing my headphones and nothing else is a treat! Today I’m home with a sick kiddo and a very long to-do list for work, trying to keep...
2023-02-14 17:50:54 +0000 UTC View Post
I wrote this in 2018 for a ‘Zine we made on Queerness for one of our slumber parties. I wanted to share it with you in full since it only exists in the lingerie drawers and ephemera boxes of a few select badasses. (And if you’re wondering, yes: you’re queer enough.)
(Photo: Heart & Piper 2017 - Guys New York)
🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸
Queer Enough - Reflections by Heart
It was my first real kiss. We would play house and she always w...
2023-02-13 14:32:48 +0000 UTC View Post
I hope wherever you are this Sunday you’re able to take some time to do something for your soul. (Here I am doing several things for my soul.)
Guy New York took this beautiful photo of me teasing Piper while she reads one of her favourite dirty books, The Ortolan Hunters. (Fun fact, she has a tattoo of an Ortolan!) We’re in Piper...
2023-02-12 18:55:50 +0000 UTC View Post
I’m so excited to share this little essay I wrote for Feeld. “On Saying No” is about learning how to get better at setting boundaries.
“Knowing your limits and speaking up to protect yourself are critical life skills, and also critical kink skills.” (Click the link above to read more.)
Also while you’re there check out Anna’s beautiful essay on Partners.
And Veron...
2023-02-09 03:52:52 +0000 UTC View Post
Ohhh sybian rides are fun. This photo was taken Friday night when Betty was demonstrating her lovely machine. She took the train with it! It packs into an innocuous black bag. 😇
Betty was kind enough to offer to volunteer to go first to show us the sybian’s capacities. Beth was her lovely assistant (god I love her smile). You can see me being a total perv in the background, showing my ongoing commitment to getting YOU super fun playful hot queer babe content. You’re welcome. 😜...
2023-02-06 05:57:32 +0000 UTC View Post
The mansion has a whole room that’s a shower. An entire tiled room with windows on 2 sides and vines growing over the lattice. You can see the street and the sky and the neighbours. There’s a chair, a table for your beverage, speakers. It’s a little oasis.
Heart - Sapphic Slumber Party #9 - 2022
Good morning Patreon Pals!
Just a reminder to comment on last weeks’ “Gentle, Gentle” post for a chance to win some cute pics of Ms.O and I. I’ll be notifying the winner tomorrow.
Later this week I’ll be offering another copy of Best Lesbian Erotica to a lucky Patron too!
I hope this Monday is gentle and you were able to start your day with some kindness. If not, here’s your reminder to make time for something that makes you feel good. (Tea and a cute...
2023-01-30 12:30:17 +0000 UTC View Post
The Instax Collection from our 9th Sapphic Slumber Party is finally live!
Only 50 sets will be printed so I’m posting this here for my Patreon pals first. ❤️ All patrons who place an order will get a secret 6th photo added to their pack (so make sure you let me know in the order notes that you’re a Patreon person!) Click here for more details.
2023-01-29 19:35:12 +0000 UTC
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I came across these photos and had to remind you all about this excellent night out. From the notes:
All the nights’ plans involved me topping, but when Cee brought out her flogger and her new hairbrush I said “Hi, I’m flirting with you because I want you to hit me.”
We had so much fun that night, sexy girl gang antics. (There’s also a detailed description of how I navigated a bathroom bully scene while also being a bit of a germaphobe.) You d...
2023-01-26 13:53:23 +0000 UTC View Post
She likes hurty things. (You know she does.)
Guess what made these marks?
Tiger stripes for a nakey girl in the morning.
Got an itch? I’m your scratching post. Purr.
2023-01-25 23:07:54 +0000 UTC View Post
That smirk is fucking devastating. 🥵🔥
I would do anything to make that smirk happen again, that’s the raw power of a devastating smirk.
The details here have my head spinning; the chandelier, Piper’s heels, Salem’s pink cheeks framed perfectly atop her combat boots…😻
Piper & Salem Kitty - Sapphic Slumber Party #9
2023-01-24 20:11:14 +0000 UTC View Post
I’m working behind the scenes on some fun coven things, which means I’m working on some exciting things you’ll get to see! This is a season of preparation, buds before the blossoms, it’s been grounding to remember nothing blooms all year.
2023-01-23 15:48:36 +0000 UTC View Post
Two more lovely shots taken by the delightful Guy New York in Piper’s Brooklyn apartment back in 2017.
And also two things that I totally forgot to mention in yesterdays post about starting the mornings gently:
1. I meant to share Joie’s advice for gentle mornings and putting your body and mind in the right headspace. She slowly moves her body around and stretches and says out loud to herself “Good morning Joie! I love you so much, and I’m going to take good care of you t...
2023-01-21 14:10:28 +0000 UTC View Post
I’ve been trying to start my days more gently. These photos are a good reminder.
Sadly I can’t just teleport Piper and some soft sunlight to start each day with sweetness but I’ve been learning to be mindful of the energy I’m flooding myself with as the morning begins.
Opening the curtains, putting on the kettle, feeding the pup and the birds, slow meditations on light and care. Much better than opening my phone and absorbing all the stresses of capitalism and the horror...
2023-01-21 00:36:25 +0000 UTC View PostMy Great Uncle has been taking care of his wife for months while she dies slowly from Cancer. It’s been an act of devotion, he stays at the hospice night and day, he wanted every last minute with her.
In the last few weeks she hasn’t been able to get out of bed. She was mostly unresponsive, wasting away, the drugs in her IV making her comfortable (thank goodness). He’d been sitting vigil, she was physically present, but for weeks his wife wasn’t there with him in the room anymo...
2023-01-19 16:07:33 +0000 UTC View Post