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[ Announcement ] Frens getting ready to ship!!

We have vacuum-sealed them for freshness, expect their arrival in the coming months...

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[ Patreon Exclusive ] death

It's been said that if you're extra helpful when tending the ranch, Tora will take time out of her schedule to reward you with special service...

...for example, she can help fix your car.

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[ WIP ] Tora cracking open the skull of an infidel

Oh god, oh man... Tora... what happened here??

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[ Transparent ] Frens on Vraks

Sometimes on the ranch, Tomatora gets a bit restless and filled with the yearning to explore, so Small Tora brings it on cross-system trips.

This time, they arrive on the planet of Vraks midst a daring siege. Dressed to impress, they hide behind enemy lines observing the battlefield fireworks. The sights and sounds entertain the two frens greatly.

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The results are in

Congratulations to whoever participated, but who here's actually ready for the responsibility?

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Happy Day of the Dead!

Is it me, or am I subconsciously making her cup size larger every time I draw her?...

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[ Patreon Exclusive ] 9 months

Manliest man in House Karrotte, btw.

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Exclusive content

Hey guys, sorry that i've been a bit stingy about the exclusive content throughout the year, just know that moving forwards, I'll be making more, and all exclusive stuff (mostly segso) will be:

  • titled with a '[ Patreon Exclusive ]' prefix

  • tagged with the 'special' tag

  • placed in the 'Patreon Exclusive Content' collect...

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[ Patreon Exclusive ] chupa??

ok, ok let's sug him

let's sug this guy

let's sug him till dry with great force

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Happy ...uh, Halloween!

It's trick o' treating time!! Everyone's all dressed up and - I really don't think it's appropriate for her to go out dressed like that.

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The Day Before Halloween

Tora shows off one of her new costumes to the Small Toras... but something is horribly wrong.

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[ Transparent ] EEEYARGHHHH!!!!

wait, what are you-EEEEYARRGGHHHHH!!!!!!

EEEEEEEYYYYAAAAAAAAARRRGHHHHH!!!

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All-new, All-friendly!

Every Friendly lunch pack (Tomato Bisque) comes with a tub of Small Tora's special tomato soup, three ultra fresh cherry tomatoes and three garlic breads for dipping... (also, a medium tomato juice).

Any other flavours you think might be good? 

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[ Patreon Exclusive ] fug it, hawk tuah

finally, real segs??

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His friends

Roughly once a week, the Primarchs of the 2nd and 11th Legions set aside their responsibilities to visit their dear old dad on Terra.

Under the watchful eyes of Custodes Small Tora, the two play, feast and share stories with the decrepit being on the throne. The weekly visits do wonders for his physical rehab.

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Slaanesh-san does an art

Some people think Slaanesh-san is but a raging segs fiend, but the truth is, she is that and so much more!

She puts a bit of herself in various art disciplines: including but not limited to macaroni dioramas, bodyprints and saucy photoshoots...

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The School Episode

Before they were who they were today (yesterday, or tomorrow?), most of the Chaos Gods attended the same university together. (except Malice-sama, she got expelled.)

I wonder what other hijinks they all got up to?

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[ Transparent ] Swole Tora

The Small Tora God has many servant-friends, but none are as widely feared as the Swole Toras. Avatars of their god's wrath, these beasts are born of camaraderie through physical training. Upon their manifestation into realspace, the surroundings immediately draw to sunset regardless of time, and in the distant horizon the Swole Tora and its retinue slow jog into the fray, the mere sight of their silhouette causing all to freeze in ...

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[ Transparent ] Long One

Born when joy concentrations in Small Tora enclaves hit a tipping point (usually during tomato parties or discovery of Smaller Toras/Tomatoras), Long Ones are the more covertly-natured of the Small Tora God's servant-friends.

Using their slinky frame to burrow and slither their way behind the front lines (aided by the pitter-patter of their 100+ leggies) they seek out enemy leaders and subtly influence their cognition by humming strange tunes into their ear. Such h...

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[ Transparent ] Greeter

When Small Tora "omg! hi!!" at each other, this leaves behind psychic echoes in the Warp. When two or more of these echoes overlap, they interfere constructively, giving rise to the abomination known as a Greeter, among the most populous of the Small Tora God's servant-friends.

Small Toramarines are psychically attuned to the Warp, and are thus capable of using the Power Wave, a concussive force blast that is equal parts psychic and physical in nature, ...

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Small Tora Daemons

The daemonic friend-servants of the Small Tora God... They spill forth into realspace upon acts of joy, teamwork, or friendship, only returning to the Immaterium when it is tomato time.

Dare you look upon them and risk insanity!? 

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[WIP] omg! hi!! (but daemonic)

to come: a collection of three Small Tora Daemons under the service of the Small Tora God

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It's just business...

Among Vashtorr-dono's many regulars, Slaanesh is undoubtedly the foremost commissioner. She pays well, but demands a bunch of weird stuff to be made. Pictured is one such contraption.

Vashtorr-dono doesn't mind the extra business, but really wishes that she'd be as normal as her other customers from the Dark Mechanicum or Zharr-Naggrund...

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[WIP] The Arkifane returns

(by popular demand)

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The Pit

Where bad ideas go to rest. Malice-sama has been stuck there for little over a Terran decade doing nothing but twiddling her thumbs and observing all the other fun stuff her colleagues get to do...

Won't somebody, anybody, save her?

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Spewy!

Small Cedra is a fan of baths (unlike regular Cedra) and proves to be one of the only things that can convince Cedra to wash up consistently...

It likes doing a Merlion impression at parties between philosophical talks.

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[ Transparent ] Fluff'zhul the Everpuffed

A Chaos Lord of unparalleled power in service to the Tomatokin.

Even before falling to Chaos, Fluff'zhul had dreams of soaring into the sky as a giant ivory puff. This dark obsession would finally be realized millennia later when it commissioned a team of Dark Mechanicum Small Tora Tech-priests to construct a float harness through blending cutting-edge technology with daemonic sorcery.

The Everpuff Harness, aptly named, could maintain a Small Tora's fluffed state...

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[ Transparent ] Tomato Smolcaster

Tomato Smolcasters are those Tomatokin so saturated with psychic energy that they can use it to tear open tiny portals into the Small Tora God's domain, letting through Lesser Daemon allies like the Tomatoflies, Tomatora Bruisers and Ripened Tomatoras. They channel Warp energy into the Smolcaster Cauldrons on their backs, from which their summoned thralls gestate and spew forth.

Some Tomato Sm...

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[Transparent] Toraminous the Brazierlord

Among the most fervent of Tomatokin in service to the Small Tora God, Toraminous would later claim their title when they began the practice of burning their enemies to cinders and using the charred bits to create fertilizer which provided nearly double the usual crop yield.

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112.M42 - The Caprax Incursion

Remnants of Nurgle's forces from the Plague Wars, battered and beaten, would come to regret when they set foot on the Daemon World of Caprax V to regroup.

Unbeknownst to them, the diseases brought by their fetid presence would cause 0.1% of the tomato crops planted on the agri-patches to ripen and burst, with the wasted crop immediately alerting a local Tomatokin heretic fleet to their location.

Though the rotten invaders counted among t...

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