Halt right there, guardsman!
The new commissar needs you to show your loyalty to the God Emperor in some form, lest you be force-fed the green vegetable...
...well?
2024-12-11 14:15:47 +0000 UTC View Post
The new commissar needs you to show your loyalty to the God Emperor in some form, lest you be force-fed the green vegetable...
...well?
2024-12-11 14:15:47 +0000 UTC View Post
...a couple of besties!
(also, those who know:)
2024-12-09 07:33:48 +0000 UTC View Post
idk bro... marrying a dude... seems kinda gay to me tbh...
fortunately, this is just a bit but... what do you think?
2024-12-06 15:21:32 +0000 UTC View Post
Some dispute the existence of the Slicer, even within the World Eaters' ranks. Such doubts are proven false when the doubter is found in the hallways, chopped to ribbons by Torakhul.
They say that within Torakhul's favorite Power Hatchet resides a Lesser Daemon of Khorne, and that it whispers maddened pleas to the Small Tora, telling it to slice something, anything. To the daemon's dismay, most of the time it is used to slice tomat...
2024-12-05 15:15:33 +0000 UTC View Post
The Blood God has use for all capable warriors, even the small ones...
(ask away, if you have any lore questions!)
2024-12-05 15:05:30 +0000 UTC View Post
I have bamboozled all of you. I will draw the other 3 poll options as well in due time. Wedding dress Toro, Pajamas Toro and Commissar Toro are too good to pass up...
(if necessary, do leave how much you want to impregnate this man in the comments section below.)
2024-12-04 07:57:47 +0000 UTC View Post
I have stripped Toro and now you will have to decide what outfit he will be wearing. (he was getting a bit too comfortable in those boxers.)
Suggest some ideas in the comments and I'll select 4 of them as options in a Twitter poll (in about 24 hours) for public voting!
2024-12-01 13:56:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Check your email for updates, and wish the frens a very safe journey!
2024-11-29 06:39:57 +0000 UTC View Post
the secret behind their stoic behavior and eternal smile... revealed!
2024-11-27 12:48:05 +0000 UTC View Post
looks a little painful though, any tips?
2024-11-27 05:14:19 +0000 UTC View Post
at this point i think she knows what she's getting herself into...
2024-11-26 04:02:07 +0000 UTC View Post
The Ruinous Powers maintain a group fund that they use to either commission Vashtorr-dono during those Chaos Undivided moments, or order pizza for sharing.
Unfortunately, Slaanesh-san's new gacha game obsession has been bleeding the coffers near dry...
2024-11-24 13:00:15 +0000 UTC View Post
I'm sorry Small Tora!! We need to find someone else to pitch in and help...
2024-11-23 02:38:10 +0000 UTC View Post
who dis? i dont rember her in the lore...
2024-11-21 05:28:28 +0000 UTC View Post
oooh what could it be?
(its segs)
2024-11-20 14:13:56 +0000 UTC View Post
Hmm. Must have been the wind.
2024-11-19 12:01:38 +0000 UTC View Post
One of several Tomatokin heretics in charge of overseeing the tomato fields of Caprax IV. A veteran of countless battles, Torarium always makes it a point to save all the seeds from its daily meals in its backpack.
Due to the mutative properties of the Warp, those seeds have since germinated into a mass of wild tomato vines that Torarium can control at will, ensnaring foes and grappling onto sheer cliffs. The ...
2024-11-19 07:38:05 +0000 UTC View Post
By the Emperor... the 11th Legion are here...
( if you got any questions on their lore, ask away! )
2024-11-18 03:29:25 +0000 UTC View Postnext work will be Small Toramarines (11th Legion)
i have neglected my babies for too long!!!
Can i get a 'For the Emperor!!!' in the chat?
2024-11-15 14:46:38 +0000 UTC View Post
do guy friends do this? idk if they do.
2024-11-15 14:15:45 +0000 UTC View Post
hmm... looking pretty sussy...
2024-11-14 14:21:43 +0000 UTC View Post
(should i make some sussy stuff with him in it?)
2024-11-14 07:38:00 +0000 UTC View Post
What being unkillable does to a mf's narrative weight in the greater lore...
2024-11-12 04:29:03 +0000 UTC View Post
oh wait, wrong line.
2024-11-11 13:59:51 +0000 UTC View Post
bottom text (you're bottom)
2024-11-10 13:46:13 +0000 UTC View Post
Polish those harpoons, a bogey has been sighted off the ship's stern...
2024-11-10 01:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post
One of the rising stars in the field of Smalltorapathy, Small Tora M.D. (also known as Small Doctora) is always there to help whenever a Small Tora gets the sniffles, or when a Tomatora feels especially lumpy around the sides.
With a combination of tomato-based curatives, dieting regimens, and hugs, Small Doctora boasts an impressive 100% in patient success & approval ratings. Best of all, its business is a nonprofit and enjoys 0% taxation.
2024-11-09 14:36:12 +0000 UTC View Post