Haley Thistle

Blind Date Commissions: Dates Still Available

I have Blind Dates still available! These will be written between January and February of 2022. 

These commissions are different from my usual ones. I'm testing these out to see how they go and shake things up a bit creative wise for me. These commissions will follow my blind date format. The main character in the story will be written be you (if you'd like), and the monster will be tailored to the answers from the survey below.

Now, there are two options for these blind date...

December Mail Outs: In Case of Damage

I was just told by a patron their charm came in damaged. So, just in case, if your charm does come in damaged please message me about it! Show me what happened and I will try my best to send you a replacement.

Flauros the Demon (special preview)

Driving up to the old mansion, you felt a familial sense creep over you. You hadn’t been here in ages, not sense most of the family moved further north to escape the constant onslaught of storms and foul weather. The bayou was high and most of the lawn was a soggy, squishy mess. You could see why things had gotten run down, especially after your grandmother passed.

The Babineaux mansion had stood against the test of time, and looking at it, not a thing about the outside had changed si...

Alban the Orc (rough draft)

I’ve noticed one of the regular patrons has taken a shining to Silke and it’s not one I would recommend polishing. He’s a rough type, and not in the usual orcish way that is accepted. I don’t like the way he looks at her, nor the way he sneers at his friends when she walk away from the table. I’ve told Silke to stop being so nice, not everyone understands is hospitality, but she would always appear with that smile again and that charm she refused to turn off for anyone.

“If ...

You're Dead: Chapter Five

Freddie:

There were lights on at Stevie’s place, but her truck wasn’t parked outside. Hopefully the girl called her and got to her, although she ran off sooner than I had expected. The left side of my body ached as I got out of my car. The pain was dull but irritating. Fighting Grace wasn’t something I wanted to do. We had been friends once a long time ago, and I...

Alban the Orc (special preview)

I’ve noticed one of the regular patrons has taken a shining to Silke and it’s not one I would recommend polishing. He’s a rough type, and not in the usual orcish way that is accepted. I don’t like the way he looks at her, nor the way he sneers at his friends when she walk away from the table. I’ve told Silke to stop being so nice, not everyone understands is hospitality, but she would always appear with that smile again and that charm she refused to turn off for anyone.

“If ...

Milo the Halfling: Part Two (rough draft)

As strange as it started, you had been going on dates with Milo for a while now. While his initial behaviour towards you had been chilly and guarded, he had opened up more upon his confession. The two of you were being extremely cautious, of course, you were still coworkers. You had both agreed during that first date to keep it casual and see how things went. Which was proving to be a much harder task, because now that you could both be comfortable, you found yourselves to be highly compatibl...

You're Dead: Chapter Four (complete)

Freddie took me to the downtown area, which was very close to where my old apartment was. I watched the buildings as we drove past them, remembering how I would walk the same streets. I leaned a little closer to the window just to see the alley where Clover’s night club was.

“I just detailed, don’t touch the glass,” Freddie warned.

I pulled back with disdain and slouche...

Stunned (edit)

I’m quite shocked I’ve got heard anything about what’s going on in the cyoa! I thought for sure I’d get some sort of reaction lol!

Aside from that I really do hope you’re all enjoying it! Because I’ve been having so much fun with it. It’s been an absolute joy to do.

Edit: I had a whole reason for making this post and I totally forgot because I was doing three things at once. But! I made a little design and was going to see if y’all would want me to tur...

CYOA Part Four: The Minotaur

Evander was more than happy to pick you up. He arrived just as you were checking out, his massive red pick up truck was like something from a farmer fantasy.

“Thanks again,” you said as you opened up the door. You jumped in order to throw yourself onto the seat. The truck was just a bit too big for you.

Evander reached out, taking your hand and helping you heave yourself inside. “I’m off the next couple of days, so I’m looking for things to do.”

You plopped down ...

Fierce Fuckable New Year: January 2022 Mail Outs

The New Year approaching way too fast. But we have to forge ahead. And in the new year there’s going to be lots of new fuckable monsters that’ll steal your hearts. But for now, we have some old favorites to occupy you until then. We have Morris the phone sex operater and professor(it’s a holographic sticker of the Very first sticker ever sent out in my mailouts!) Melisande the owner of a casino and unseelie queen. And Rudissik the Illthid leader of the goddess cult. All lovingly drawn b...

Mail Outs & Updates

Mail outs have been put into the mail! So please look out for them, since I know the mail is a cluster mess right now with the holidays.

I have extras of the keychains, so if you don't get the one you want I may have the one you do in stock and I can sell the extras if you want.

Next, don't forget to vote in the current CYOA chapter. You can see the chapter here. 

Also, in cas...

Milo the Halfling: Part Two (special preview)

As strange as it started, you had been going on dates with Milo for a while now. While his initial behaviour towards you had been chilly and guarded, he had opened up more upon his confession. The two of you were being extremely cautious, of course, you were still coworkers. You had both agreed during that first date to keep it casual and see how things went. Which was proving to be a much harder task, because now that you could both be comfortable, you found yourselves to be highly compatibl...

Milo the Halfling: Part One (rough draft)

A few weeks ago the higher ups at your company told you that they were going to be sending you to a new branch to work alongside the newly hired manager until everything got settled. The two of you were to be equals on everything, but the new manager would ultimately have final say on most things. You had been doing this a lot while the company expanded. You had been trying to pack up your apartment so you could finally move, but all the hopping around hindered your progress.

Walking in...

You're Dead: Chapter Three

It felt strange to wake up. I couldn’t put my finger on it exactly, but stirring that morning didn’t feel normal. It took a while for my brain to start back up, to remind me that the day before was not a dream. I died, but I remained. I was separated from everything I knew. I died and now I was a psychopomp. Whatever the hell that was.

The weight of the blankets on me felt heavy and for a m...

Blind Date Commissions: Open January - February

I have sixteen Blind Date available! These will be written between January and February of 2022. 

These commissions are different from my usual ones. I'm testing these out to see how they go and shake things up a bit creative wise for me. These commissions will follow my blind date format. The main character in the story will be written be you (if you'd like), and the monster will be tailored to the answers from the survey below.

Now, there are two options for these blind dat...

Milo the Halfling: Part One (special preview)

A few weeks ago the higher ups at your company told you that they were going to be sending you to a new branch to work alongside the newly hired manager until everything got settled. The two of you were to be equals on everything, but the new manager would ultimately have final say on most things. You had been doing this a lot while the company expanded. You had been trying to pack up your apartment so you could finally move, but all the hopping around hindered your progress.

Walking in...

Rashi the Troll-Orc (rough draft)

A while back, you had discovered a community online that piqued your interests. It started when you began using ASMR videos to help you get to sleep at night. From there it took you into voice acting. It was amazing to you how many were out there, and not just the ones who did cartoons. There was so much more than you expected, and it drew you in rapidly.

One of your favorites was a voice actor who simply went by Malachite. You discovered him through his ASMR videos where he would read ...

You're Dead: Chapter Two

Just as we were about to walk towards Stepford Steppes Stevie’s phone went off. She had me wait a second while she checked the alert. “Oh fuck no!” She slammed the door shut right in my face and ran back around to the driver’s seat.

“Freddie can wait! This is bullshit!” Stevie drove out of that parking lot so fast I thought I would see swat cars chasing her.

I lifted myself up...

CYOA Part Three: Hearthway Hollow

Clarity and reality seeped back into your mind. After a breath and a heartbeat you realized you needed to get out of that shower. You stepped out, taking a towel from the wall and wrapping it around yourself.

“Last night was nice, but it didn't change my mind.” You saw Luke’s expression shift as you turned away. “My car needs to be fixed. Once that’s taken care of you can go back home.”

Luke followed you out of the shower. “Can we at least talk?”

You set your...

Commissions?

I’m figuring out something kind of different with my commissions. Was thinking of doing my blind dates, but as full fledged commissions. I want to offer commissions to my Patreon first from here on out, since ya’ll are my heroes.

So anyways, would you be interested in such a format and getting a commission in general? Let me know!

CYOA: Vote Now!

I will be writing the new chapter of the CYOA tomorrow so go and vote now if you haven’t!

Post is here.

Rashi the Troll-Orc (special preview)

A while back, you had discovered a community online that piqued your interests. It started when you began using ASMR videos to help you get to sleep at night. From there it took you into voice acting. It was amazing to you how many were out there, and not just the ones who did cartoons. There was so much more than you expected, and it drew you in rapidly.

One of your favorites was a voice actor who simply went by Malachite. You discovered him through his ASMR videos where he would read ...

Bear the Goblin: Part Two (rough draft)

I’ve always been a troublemaker, no way of getting around that. As a kid I would pick fights for seemingly no reason except I enjoyed the chaos of it. As I got older and mixed sex into it, I really became too much for my family to handle. After being kicked out, as they thought it would set me straight, I found my true calling in life with mercenary work. I also found a place that felt more like home than with my family. That place was the Granmouth Pub.

Now, don’t think I learned a...

You're Dead: Chapter One

It was Tuesday, and that was about as far as any descriptor could go. For years now, all Tuesdays had become the same. They didn’t carry the stress of Monday, they didn’t have that feeling of achievement like Wednesday. They just existed as a day between days. Nothing special ever happened on a Tuesday.

Walking to work I rarely made note of anything around me. I paid attention to traffic fl...

Bear the Goblin: Part Two (special preview)

I’ve always been a troublemaker, no way of getting around that. As a kid I would pick fights for seemingly no reason except I enjoyed the chaos of it. As I got older and mixed sex into it, I really became too much for my family to handle. After being kicked out, as they thought it would set me straight, I found my true calling in life with mercenary work. I also found a place that felt more like home than with my family. That place was the Granmouth Pub.

Now, don’t think I learned a...

Bear the Goblin (rough draft)

There is so much in this world to enjoy, I can’t understand why some people get so bogged down. Even during bad times, surely there is something you can look at and go ‘ah, that’s worth a smile’. Ever since I was little I was like this, not because I consider myself overly optimistic or anything. I seemed to be able to get excited about whatever.

My father was a highly sought out blacksmith, so our home was always filled with all sorts of adventurers, rouges, hunters, and whatev...

The Sandman: Part Two (complete)

Female Main Character x Male Monsters (all cis, poly)

I saw a world made up of endless ocean. The water rested peacefully, sometimes stirring with life below the surface. There were bubbles that rose from the bottom of the vast sea, giving way to the only sign of life it had. Then, as if out of curiosity, the ocean eased back, revealing a patch of land. Further and further away the water retrea...

CYOA Part Two: Luke's Here

Ebal was smiling at you, not even paying attention to Evander. He was waiting on your response with a sort of impish glee. Whatever you answered he was going to take joy in his own reaction.

“Yeah,” you murmured. “I don’t really feel like the company tonight.”

Ebal’s eyes shone and he tilted his chin up. Before he could even open his mouth Evander yanked on the back of his chair, pulling Ebal away from the table.

“Leave her alone. She’s having a hard enough n...

CYOA: Final Hours

Tomorrow I’ll be writing the new chapter to the cyoa! Make sure to vote for what you want to happen!