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Millard's Halloween Fright Bag III

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When Discussion Shows Went Spooky

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The After School Hauntology of Dramarama

 

Beasts, Hammer House of Horror, Tales of the Unexpected, Supernatural, Dead of Night; at one point, our nation's televisions were so packed with sinister, twist-in-the-tale anthology shows that even children had some of their own. ITV's Dramarama ran for 91 episodes between 1983 and '89, and while these weren't strictly genre pieces, of...

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It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year!

I usually save these first of the month pictures for social media, but it seems a shame to waste this one if you're not following me on there. This month's £3 tier is entirely Halloween themed, and I'd rate both the videos (51 mins in total) up there with my very best. The finale to this year's Fright Bag is the most ludicrous thing I've ever dug up. See you soon, boils and ghouls!

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Magic Micro Mission: Gaming TV's Future Perfect

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The Accursed 90s: Craig Charles's Funky Bunker

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Bring Me Sunshine

 

It's now forty years since we lost Eric Morecambe; a comedian so named after his excitable nature during BBC bukkake parties (don't Google that at work). Seven months after his death, Thames Television aired a star-packed tribute titled Bring Me Sunshine, held – of course – at the Palladium, which for me, having sat through so many Jim Davidson benefit concerts and Royal Var...

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Forgotten Kids Shows: The Old Man, the Door and the Swine

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G's, Gurus and Bonus Points: The Time-Wasting of Gamezville

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Shitcoms – Andy Capp

 

Since the MCU took comics mainstream, in the mad rush to bring every forgotten minor character to screen, one sub-genre got completely ignored; the syndicated newspaper strip. Where Americans were treated to Peanuts, Nancy, and Calvin and Hobbes, readers of British tabloids had stuff like Amanda, Hagar the Horrible, and George and Lynne View Post

Saturday Stayback: When Tiswas Went to the Pub

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The Great Egg Race: We Used to Make Stuff

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Race to the Middle: Lenny Henry's True Identity

 

As there's a million humorous commentators doing the bad movie thing, other than Carry On Emmanuelle, I usually stick to stinky television. But this one is close enough to the wheelhouse to dig into, despite not actually being notably bad, although its premise distinctly falls under...

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VHS:WTF Unlucky Dip II

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Owt Good On Mam? – 1994 Tech Special

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The Cannon and Ball Gospel Show

My favourite and oft-repeated piece of trivia regards the Born Again status of one Syd Little, which occurred backstage of a Blackpool theatre in 1996, during bible study in Bobby Ball's dressing room. Naturally, Tommy was there, along with Jimmy Cricket, who stood watching in his wellies as Bobby encouraged Syd to pray for forgiveness. “I don’t know what I said,” recalle...

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GamesMaster Does Wrestling

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Record Breakers: Roy Beats World

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Bring Your Husband To Heel

 

     This is rare for me, a jaunt into television of the 21st century. But it's a pungent era, 2005; a place both three weeks ago and almost twenty years behind us. The mid-noughties were the bully's era, with every tabloid sidebar, every celebrity gossip magazine cover a collage of paparazzi'd thighs deemed too thunderous, tummies too large and sag...

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The Big Breakfast: Up The Aisle

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Watch Out, OJ's About! – Anatomy of a Fumbled Comeback

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Owt Good On, Mam? – Rolf and Raquel

In trying to theme these Owt Good On, Mams somewhat, we've reached a pair of specials which tie together only by sharing an identical title format – the first name of their star. Though Rolf! appears on none of the involved's IMDB resumes, thanks to the adverts, I managed to figure out a date. Harry Enfield for Worthington's Bitter; Harry Secombe fronting the Pickwick music...

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Before Gulf Aid, There Was... Ferry Aid

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Scavengers AKA Aliens: The Game Show?

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Euro Disney's Grand Opening

For a certain generation, there was no more exotic promised land than that of the theme park. Alton Towers, The American Adventure, and of course the king, Disneyland/Disney World. The mouse parks were so embedded in popular culture that a series of ads with Super Bowl winners made a meme of celebrating...

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We Need to Talk About Keith

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Interceptor

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The Mike Reid Show

The Mike Reid Show is basically what Tara Palmer-Tomkinson thought she was walking into on her sadly infamous appearance on The Frank Skinner Show, and not, as she had believed, The Frank Butcher Show. The personas of Reid and Butcher and inseparable, other than the former not having run down Martine McCutcheon on New Year's Eve, so if Mike Reid's hosting a show, t...

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This Is Your Life: Everything is Connected

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Bad Influence

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