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Panem and the Time Machine (4-6/9)

Panem has done the unthinkable - constructed a device that allows her to go to various points in time.

And for lesser minds, this might be enough. But Panem? She's a big-picture kind of gal. An entrepreneur in the making, and with the biggest money-making invention ever known to man. Surely she can find a way to edit her personal timeline that will result in her being one of the richest, as well as one of the smartest women of her time, right?

D-Definitely won't wind up accident...

Coven of Calahree, v1.0.0, Pre-Release [$3 Club Discount]

Here it is, kids! A year and a half in the making and the Coven of Calahree is descending upon us all! It's been a wild and bumpy ride, but for the sake of brevity, I won't gum up this post with all my mushy-gushy feelings.

This tier is mostly for the stories, but for those of you who are interested, here's a link to a discounted version of Coven of Calahree! Instead of $9.99, I've taken your patronage to this tier into account and reduced the price to $6.99. If you're interested, keep ...

Coven of Calahree, v1.0.0, Pre-Release [$5+]

EDIT: 6/22 - TODAY IS THE LAST DAY THAT THE "FREE" PAGE WILL BE AVAILABLE!

IF YOU HAVE NOT RECEIVED YOUR PASSWORD (OR STEAM KEY) TELL ME!

EDIT: 6/22 - IF YOU HAVE NOT RECEIVED YOUR FREE COPY YET, REDEEM IT BEFORE FRIDAY! 

IF YOU HAVE NOT RECEIVED YOUR PASSWORD, TELL ME!

Here it is, kids! A year and a half in the making and the Coven of Calahree is descending upon us all! It's...

An Extended Stay at Grandma's

In where an especially chonky gal finds that she's indulged a little too much over the holidays, and now has to stay over until she can lose some holiday weight.

Coven of Calahree Pre-Launch FAQ [EDITED STEAM KEY INFO]

** Update on the Steam Keys:

Due to how Steam works, the game will have to be "live" in order to redeem the Steam Keys. This means that, while people who would prefer a Steam Key won't get to download the game early, it will still be free. 

The game will go live on Steam on the aforementioned date, June 24th. I apologize for the wait that this comes with, and we're still looking into ways that y'all can get the game earlier. 

Good ...

Help! I Fattened Up My Romantic Rival! (3/4) [BBWs/WG]

Cait and Phoebe like the same boy.  

Cait is not interested in sharing this same boy.  

If only there were a way to make it so that Justin was less attracted to Phoebe, and more attracted to her...  

Hmmm...  

HMMMMM...  

HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

Mix & Match, Game 7, Bonus Round 2 - VOTE!

Thank you all so much for bearing with me while I get back on my writing schedule. It's been pretty hectic in Bobo's life recently, and the extra time that'll go into making sure that the monthly story is good and ready (and complete very far ahead of time lol) will be very much worth it.

In the meantime, vote on the Mix and Match bonus round part 2! This one will be posted after the End of Game Special next month.

This one has kind of a motley crew of characters, each paired with...

Stardew Fatty 10

In this one, Bobo writes a slash fic about a huge and horny Robin hooking up with a huge and hungry (and probably horny) Emily.

Coven of Calahree Steam Keys

Hey! So I'm gearing up to start releasing Coven of Calahree this month. There are a few minor bugs left to patch, but we're well on our way to getting this thing out the door towards the end of the month.

But here's the thing - we can also do this on Steam! There's a page up and everything!

So if you're a $5 and up person and you'd like a Steam Key (a one-time use key to redeem for your free game) as your free copy, then let me know! We're trying to get an idea as to how many we'l...

Lady Bedbender, pts 1 & 2

Have you played Marvel's Guardians of the Galaxy?

No? 

Well then you're gonna be a little lost, because this one is specifically based on that version of the characters.

But holy moly what a good game. I cannot stress just how much FUN I had with it. Anyone who knows me well knows that I'm leery of comic book adaptations (especially from Marvel) but I was blown away with just how much heart and soul went into the game. If you like Marvel Cosmic stuff, then you should re...

New Monthly Story Delay!

Hey kids - with all of this working on Coven of Calahree and my commission slate, not to mention a surprisingly busy June in my personal life, I'm gonna need some more time to work on the longrunner that will act as the monthly story after Mix and Match is over.

But, since I don't want to deny you guys that 2k and I don't want to steal something from later in the year, I'll be hosting one last bonus round for this game of mix and match. It won't be sitcom themed though - in fact, that's...

In Where an Interview Goes Awry - NonCanon Edition

Does anyone remember that time that Ashley Knight got interviewed because of the lacking academics credentials at Buttercombe Academy?

Well here's a little non-canon addition to that story, starring none other than Mackenzie Hollifield from Life of Haley.

Mix & Match, Game 7, Bonus Round: Canned Laughter Edition

I'm gonna preface this on two fronts:

1) This one didn't come out quite like I wanted it to. I think that there are two strong segments and two weak segments. The idea was fun and I want to do it again, but with different subjects. 

2) The stories written here don't match the ones on the polls - this was written about a month ago. Sorry, I should have warned y'all!

But either way, this round was kind of just for me. Next month, y'all will get the End of Game Special for...

$7.50 Tier Reward [JUNE]

Here's the last part of Panem & the Time Machine, a whole month early, just for you!

Crazy Bobo's Backlog Deal

ARE YOU A NEW READER WHO DOESN'T WANT TO SCROLL THROUGH A WHOLE BUNCH OF STUFF JUST TO FIND STORIES YOU WANT TO READ OR THAT I'M CURRENTLY REFERENCING!?

DO YOU WISH THAT I COULD SOMEHOW JUST CUT TO THE CHASE!?

IS YOUR CAPS LOCK KEY STUCK TOO?!

WELL THEN LOOK NO FURTHER - I'VE GOT A 2021 BACKLOG SORTED AND READY FOR YOUR BROWSING PLEASURE!

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Holly's Folly (4/4)

Holly and her sister Skylar have been getting picked on by their mama since they were kids. Holly less so, because she's... well, she's Holly. 

Big chested, pretty faced, not-quite-bright but certainly more palatable in the eyes of her mother than big dumpy "smartass" Skylar.  One day, Holly decides that she can help her sister in the way that nobody else can - by taking some of the heat off of her until she can graduate. And the best way to do that is to put on some weight. &...

Help! I Fattened Up My Romantic Rival! (1/2) [BBWs/WG]

Cait and Phoebe like the same boy.

Cait is not interested in sharing this same boy.

If only there were a way to make it so that Justin was less attracted to Phoebe, and more attracted to her...

Hmmm...

HMMMMM...

HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

Let's make sure that the document is attached this time lol

From the Desk of a Dictator (pts 9 & 10)

A slow burner microchapter series with a big emphasis on character interactions and a slippery slope into tyranny.

Valeria was a freedom fighter, once upon a time. Intent on taking down the decadent tyrant that ran her country into the ground. The same regime that killed her father and salted his land. She wants to do better. She wants to make her country great.

But sometimes, in the pursuit of that greatness, you must make compromises. You must numb the part of you tha...

Write Night Announcement!

Write Night tonight! Starting at 7pm EST on my Discord Channel. That means it's your chance to get a 500 word shorty based on your idea!

AAAAND your chance to interact with Drunk Bobo.

Which is usually a treat in and of itself.

Coven of Calahree, v0.9.1.4

**EDIT: NEW VERSION WITH 40 MORE BUGS SMASHED INCLUDING THE ONES THAT ARE MENTIONED IN THIS COMMENT SECTION!

Also, attached is a copy of the Bug Report Sheet we've been using to communicate our extermination techniques. There are still some listed there, but it'll give you an idea of how far we've come!

**EDIT2: 45 more bugs squashed with big thanks to T.Maximar. The Fight Club issues should be mitigated, because they've been stretched out over th...

CoC Update!

I will be posting the latest version of Coven of Calahree either tomorrow or the day after.

This will include a fixed epilogue, Dienro House (fucking finally, right?) and a few of the bells and whistles that I've been wanting to include in the finished version of the game. 

We are very, very close to a finished product people!

**EDIT: I have bugtesters working on v0.9.1.0 as I type this out. This is a mostly complete version of the game. It still needs some m...

Panem and the Time Machine (1-3/9)

Panem has done the unthinkable - constructed a device that allows her to go to various points in time.

And for lesser minds, this might be enough. But Panem? She's a big-picture kind of gal. An entrepreneur in the making, and with the biggest money-making invention ever known to man. Surely she can find a way to edit her personal timeline that will result in her being one of the richest, as well as one of the smartest women of her time, right?

D-Definitely won't wind up accident...

Cicada Springs Sneak Peek!

Hey kids - I feel like I've been kind of a Debbie Downer lately when it comes to my game content. After two big data wipes, my morale took a big hit! Now that the game's back up and running with only minimal bugs left for me to fix, I thought that I'd do something special for y'all!

This is in no way a "real" sneak peek. It doesn't have any gameplay or spoilers or anything. But it's something that I whipped up really quick so that I could get a handle on the UI! After squashing all of t...

CoC Update!

Hey kids - thanks for hanging with me for this long.

Due to the Great Disaster, my plans of having this game finished by May have been delayed for one month. The next version (to be published either this week or next week!) will be the last version before the final version in June.

You know, assuming that God no longer wishes to punish me for my hubris. I am never calling anything the penultimate version of anything, ever again.

Today, I've done nothing but squash bugs that ...

Quintupled - [SSBBWs]

To quote the commissioner:

"A pair of former lovers meet back up for a date after years of being apart, only to find that they've each nearly quintupled in weight in the time apart."

Is there really any more that needs to be said?

The Joys of Parole [BBW/XWG]

**Edit: Now with 2000 more words!

Joy has always been white trash. There's no getting around about it.

But she's messed up pretty badly and was put out on an experimental parole program for violent offenders - one designed to help make it less possible for offenders to repeat their crimes. Joy is incrementally gaining weight due to mood stabilizers, tranquilizers, and adrenaline inhibitors in addition to mild appetite enhancers. The madder she gets, the faster this cocktail work...

Summer Fun in the Sun Sale!

It's Summertime and you know what that means!

It's time to get that song from Regular Show stuck in your head!

To help you get rid of that, I'm slashing prices on annual subscriptions to my Patreon!

From today until July 4th, you can get a whole year's worth of content for 15% off the going rate - every month (even at the lowest tier!) you get about 2...

Mix & Match, Game 7, End of Game Special [VOTE!]

Alright, it's that time! Time for the stories that y'all have been voting on all year to go head-to-head and see who will get a 1000-word continuation!

For those of you who might be new here, allow me to explain how this works!

Every game of Mix and Match has to have a big, spectacular finish. Every round, y'all have been voting on your favorite characters and prompts and scenarios, and that's great! But those 500-word shorties don't exactly leave a lot of room to breathe!

T...

$7.50 Tier Reward! [MAY]

BASK IN THE PREFERRENTIAL TREATMENT THAT MONEY CAN BUY YOU.

GO ON, BASK IN IT.

BASK.

Mix & Match, Game 7, Round 5 [RESULTS]

HELL YEAH, BROTHER.

GONNA DO THE MIXINS AND THE MATCHINS.

MIX AND MATCH OVER AND OVER AGAIN, A HUNDRED TIMES MIX AND MATCH.