thecarlotta

Australia part 1.

I wrote a blog about this once already and some sort of failure made the whole thing disappear. It was so frustrating that I haven't been able to bring myself to write it all again. I guess I'll try to start over. Australia was incredible. Thank you all from the bottom of my heart for helping me get out there. My trip began with Titania flying into LA. She had a 10-hour layover, so she just came and hung out at my apartment, we got lunch, and I finished packing. We made our way to the airport...

Exciting news!

So this is huge in my life.. do you all remember me looking for an apartment over the summer? So here's the down low. My roommate moved out (in April or May, I can't remember lol), and I couldn't find a new place to move into that fit my needs. There is a pretty terrible housing shortage in Los Angeles, and every time I would apply to a place, there would already be 10+ applications put in (and lets face it, even when I was offering several months of rent up front, being self employed is seen as...

Playboy blog pt 2

I've been at a standstill with what to say next. My Playboy experiences were such a whirlwind from 2007-2012. After my Halloween party experience, I wrote the email that sent me an invite with a thank you letter. I didn't even know if it was a real person or an automated message, but I quickly got a response from Joyce Nizzari (she was a former playmate who then worked in the offices). She seemed kind and happy to be appreciated (I suspect she was rarely thanked), and then invited me to a Fri...

NSFW Photo

It's a getting a little breezy outside...

Should I finish knitting the rest of my sweater?! lol

xoxo

Carlotta

I'm back!

Hey everyone. Please bear with me, I'm quite jetlagged from flying back from Australia yesterday, and I'm catching up on a lot of sleep, but I should have a blog and new stuff coming up within the next 48 hrs.   <3

Carlotta

Australian Holiday!

Hey everyone from Oz! I've been having the most fantastic trip. Creating art, doing photography... I saw 3 crocodiles yesterday in the Daintree River, I have seen wallabies and tons of butterflies, caught up with old friends, made lots of new friends. Thank you all for helping me get here, it has been an amazing experience <3

This snapshot is me eating every Aussie junkfood I could find at my friend's house *heaven*

Anyway, patrons $20+ there's a new set up! Go check your dropbox :) 2017-10-27 02:43:30 +0000 UTC View Post

The dress

For patrons $15+, I put together a folder of images by Tara Simon taken in Sicily last year. I was shocked by how loved this dress was, and wanted to sort of document some of the images it ended up in. I called it my "sexy Mormon missionary underwear," but for whatever reason, every photographer was obsessed with it. To this day I regularly get requests to bring it on photo shoots. 

I hope you all enjoy the images <3

Patron

Happy Gal

Aside from the wi-fi being trash in Australia...I'm feeling good! lol

<3 Carlotta

Playboy blog pt2

I've been at a standstill with what to say next. My Playboy experiences were such a whirlwind from 2007-2012. After my Halloween party experience, I wrote the email that sent me an invite with a thank you letter. I didn't even know if it was a real person or an automated message, but I quickly got a response from Joyce Nizzari (she was a former playmate who then worked in the offices). She seemed kind and happy to be appreciated (I suspect she was rarely thanked), and then invited me to a Fri or...

Patreon birthday party!

So tomorrow (Sunday the 15th) I thought maybe I'd go live and do a little broadcast. I'm going to eat cake, answer questions, that sort of stuff :) I'm thinking 4 pm Pacific time (7 pm for my east coasters). Right now I'm looking at the You Now platform. It should download to your phone and generally be easy to use. I think it is all free. Please remember this is not a cam show, no nudity, just a fun hang out! https://www....

Just saying hey!

Hey guys!

Hope you all had a great day! I just wanted to say hey and thank you all for the support!

xoxo

Carlotta

Patreon party!

Hey everyone,

I'm thinking about doing a live streaming Q&A on Sunday afternoon (early evening for you east coasters), more or less a birthday party since I've been on patreon for a year. This isn't a cam show/strip tease sort of thing. Just a "lets hang out and shoot the shit" sorta thing :)

I'm trying to find a good place to stream.  Is younow good? Anyone have any suggestions? Let me know!

Pondering...

Halloween is almost here. I can't wait to show you all what I have planned.

xoxo Carlotta

It's October!

It is my favorite month of the year! I dress up all the time, but now it is socially acceptable (except I'm going to Australia soon where they don't really celebrate Halloween... womp).

I just wanted to let you all know that I re-did one of my tiers. After some thought, I realized that a selfie set is a lot more reasonable to be in the $120 tier. It is the videos that are so time consuming-editing them takes me hours. So I'll be keeping the video customs (or 30+ photo selfie sets) at $200, but...

The Hef.

Hey y'all. I'm still trying to gather my thoughts with everything with Hef's passing. He was a legend, and my experiences with him were incredibly positive. Give me a few days and I'll post a blog about all of it.

This photo is by Danger Ninja of Chelsea Christian and I at my own personal Playboy bar a few months ago. I'll be posting this set first thing next month. <3

much love,

Carlotta

Don't leave me summer!

Fall just started and I'm already missing the Summer.

<3 Carlotta

Texas and Vegas travels

Hey everyone! 

I'm sorry I've been out of touch, this has been a hectic week!

I left last Weds for Austin. I had a HUGE amount of cancellations and issues-partially due to the hurricane that hit Houston (one of my big gigs was with someone from Houston). It ended up being slower than I would like for work, but I did get to relax a little bit. I still feel like I'm incredibly behind on work (story of my life).

I flew to Vegas on Saturday night to meet my mom, aunt, and c...

That one time when I was a lizard.

I was just looking back on this badass shot captured and created (special fx) by Dan Gilbert. I wanted to share it with you all :) This was a grueling process. 7 hours of body paint and prosthetics, 1.5 hrs of shooting, and then another 3 hours of cleanup. The things I do for art, lol. Truly there is nothing worse than having to scrub paint off of your entire body for hours on end. Your skin hurts, and when you think you are finally done, you still find green stains under your armpits and inside...

Hey y'all!

I was just going through my files and I found this video from years ago! I don't know if it ever ended up posted or not. I put it up in patrons $20+ dropbox folders. I'll still be posting more later this month ;)

Enjoy!

<3 Carlotta

trouble

Hey all,

I hope everyone had a great holiday weekend. My last week has been pretty crazy, way too much partying and drinking and catching up with old friends.. but last night I had a sobering experience that has really been eating at me.

My bf and I decided to have a party-its a holiday, we have friends in town visiting. Everyone is in my apartment-it is loud, but not unreasonable. No one is screaming or on the balcony or anything. Some friends call and say they're at the gate, my...

Now this is how you stop traffic!

<3 Carlotta

It's a good day to relax!

Who else loves a good lounge session on the couch?

xoxo

Carlotta

Just go with the flow...

Sometimes you have to lay back and be one with vibes!

xoxo

Carlotta

Happy September!

Hey everyone, I will start my updates tomorrow. I just wanted to touch base with you all and let you know I'm thinking about you. I'm out with friends and just won't get a chance to get online until really late tonight or tomorrow. 

xoxo

 Carlotta

New photo set!

For those of you $35+ your bonus set is up! Visit your drop boxes and check it out! I felt like the theme of this month was the eclipse, so what better way to end August than with the lovely Eclipse Monday whom I had the pleasure of photographing at the Arizona shootout last year. She is no longer on patreon, but you can still find her on instagram at https://www.instagram.com/eclipse_monday_official/ &nbs...

Video posted for upper level members!

Hey all,

for patrons $20+ check your drop boxes, I've added a new video!

The video above was part of my Rag Mag Reject sketch group. I had my first gig with Playboy last week in about 8 months, so I thought it seemed appropriate to send a shout out to Hef and share it again with everyone ;)

xoxo

Carlotta

More instax!

Here are a few more Instax that went home to some of my patrons...

heading home

After 8 days on the road I'm on my way back to Los Angeles. I began my trip flying into Baltimore as I had a shoot the next day about an hour outside of the city. That shoot took place at a mansion that was on a lake it was incredible-I hope the photos turn out well! The next day I found my way into Darlington. It is a camp ground rented out for the Nude in Nature photo event I was working. Check in was supposed to start at noon (even though we couldn't start shooting until 4), and when I arrive...

Travels

Hey everyone-first off, check your dropboxes because a new work folder is up :)

I captured this photo of Eva Luna at NINPAH in Maryland yesterday. This girl is INCREDIBLE. Eva is hands down one of the best figure models I have met in years... and I don't say that lightly. I have witnessed many good models over my career, but Eva has an incredible awareness of her body, her subtle movements and even the flow of her hair to her body lines-which is rare to find. Hopefully she will stick around wi...