Evening all. Here's some more Sanja and I, cameoing in the brilliant Dan Does Christmas special - along with lovely Ashens!
It's bonkers, and Dan was very ill while making it, so give it a watch.
2023-12-23 21:38:07 +0000 UTC
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Here we are then. The end of another year. Time to reflect and all that (plus stay tuned for my film, tv, music and gaming recommendations!).
2023 was… overall… a better year than 2022. I mean, it would’ve had to go some to top 2022 in the awfulness stakes, but all we wanted at the end of last year was to have a better 12 months. Overall it was a step in the right direction, for sur...
2023-12-22 20:29:36 +0000 UTC
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It's Christmas, and to celebrate the season, QW take a festive walk through London. We visit a Christmas market, try the food and drink, see the Regent Street lights, Selfridges, and the Trafalgar Square tree - but something is missing. Why am I unable to get into the Christmas spirit?
Before Christmas Day there'll still be a blog post and some BYAMPOD bits still to come - plus some Monty's Mum outtakes. So, I won't be saying Merry Christmas just yet...
PLEASE NOTE: This is still ...
2023-12-20 19:28:39 +0000 UTC
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Happy pre-Christmas, everyone. The video is on its way. I wanted it up sooner, but Covid threw everything into disarray this month, and then - because it never just rains - Sanja was heaving her guts up all weekend, so we didn't get to film until Monday.
And then... London was so damn loud that it has been a tricky edit. Plus, midway through filming, I made the mistake of reading a particularly shitty YouTube comment, about me being fat and ugly, and - this is rare for me - it rea...
2023-12-20 14:20:47 +0000 UTC
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Just a little something for Sunday night... our full Digi Christmas ep will be out Tuesday or Wednesday.
2023-12-17 20:06:39 +0000 UTC
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In our big end-of-year episode, we interview the legend that is Dave Meegan. He first worked with Marillion on Fugazi, then returned as producer on Brave, Afraid of Sunlight, Anoraknophobia and Marbles. We discuss all this and much more in a very open, honest and funny chat.
But we're not done there! Next week we'll get you a bonus episode, plus the video version of the Dave Meegan interview.
2023-12-17 16:22:03 +0000 UTC
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By popular demand (well, the one of you who asked to see it)... here's the Mount Etna artwork that I mentioned on this week's BYAMPOD...
2023-12-12 14:42:28 +0000 UTC
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We started to record a Writer's Club this morning, and it quickly became a general Digi channel chat, so we thought we'd share it with all of you.
We talk about our plans for next year, and also have some disappointing news about the planned Christmas live stream. It's a podcast, basically, but in video form, as you seem to prefer that.
2023-12-11 14:45:55 +0000 UTC
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Yes: we sort of filmed some Third Bird bits for the plague video. Sort of. Ish. They were meant to be on location, but we lost the mask. Unfortunately, I had Covid when we finally did them, so I wasn't at my best, and they didn't really fit with the rest of the video, so you're going to get to see them here instead. Including some other stuff - such as me admitting I didn't feel very well when we were on location. I had no idea!
2023-12-11 14:10:39 +0000 UTC
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It's almost Christmas - and there's plenty to fill your stocking with, from a brand new Marillion Christmas cover, new Steve Hogarth vocals on Trevor Horn's new album, and an excellent new book. Plus: why is Marillion associated with Christmas?
Sorry this wasn't with you sooner. Covid reasons and all that.
2023-12-11 13:28:26 +0000 UTC
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Hi y'aaaaall.
Covid is weird. I'm a lot better. I feel fine most of the time, and then if I do anything I get absolutely floored; shortness of breath, light-headed, all that. I was meant to be seeing my grandson this weekend, but there's no way I can manage the three-hour drive. So you know I'm not 100%, because normally there's no way I'd pass up a chance to see him.
Other th...
2023-12-08 17:51:47 +0000 UTC
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Just to say... we had a few sound issues with the latest video. Now that I've watched it on the big telly, I can say that 90% of it is absolutely fine, but there are a couple of points where it's either stupidly noisy in the background, or peaking/harsh (in the nighttime stuff mainly), or muffled (one bit at Tower Hill). Generally it's fine, though. Every vid we do is a learning experience. We also need to stop using the front camera on my phone for night shoots! It's rubbish.
2023-12-05 17:23:56 +0000 UTC
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New Digi video! You might need to give it a bit of time. as it's still processing the 4k version.
Anyhow, it's a long one. And a good one. It was a mad one to research - part of why it has been so long getting this to you. Plus, it was an INSANELY complex edit, all done through the fog of Covid, so I hope it hangs together. As of writing this, I've not watched it back in a linear fashion yet. Fingers crossed.
Also! We were meant to have Third Bird on location with us, but we...
2023-12-05 16:14:50 +0000 UTC
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Happy Monday!
I'm bored now. Bored of having Covid. Bored of being stuck at home! Yes: I'm still testing positive. I know, I know - it takes at least 10 days, and I'm only halfway through. I'm just impatient. I thought I might be showing signs of getting better, then last night my sore throat came back with a vengeance, and I had a dreadful night's sleep. Bleeeeeeehhh.
Fortunately, this time isn't as bad as the first - not even close - but it's still thrown some spanners into the ...
2023-12-04 12:26:10 +0000 UTC
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Yes: I do. Started to feel really ill after we got home from filming yesterday, then spent the night alternating between sweating and shivering. Did a test this morning, and... boom. Seemed to come on very quickly, as yesterday we somehow managed to walk 11km while filming without any issue.
I blame last weekend's Marillion gig from Hell. Or we were tempting fate, because we were shooting an episode about The Plague, of all things...
Not sure what this will mean for BYAMPOD ...
2023-11-30 14:16:51 +0000 UTC
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Morrrrrrrning all. Our plan had been to record the new Digi today, but we've bumped that to tomorrow, as Sanja has another "craft project" to complete for it, and I've still got a little bit of research to do.
Also, we're still too sleep-deprived from our Marillion "adventure" on Sunday night (check out the latest BYAMPOD if you want to hear what occurred).
Consequently, I don't know if we'll be able to get the video to you this week, but if we don't I'll make sure you...
2023-11-28 09:58:02 +0000 UTC
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Sorry this is a tad late, but we couldn't record until we'd been to the gig.
We're taking a hiatus from Sounds The Can't Be Made to talk about the final night of Marillion's Tour Before Christmas. We trekked out in the rain to the Camden Roundhouse where... well, suffice to say it wasn't the night we'd hoped for.
2023-11-27 13:57:46 +0000 UTC
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Happy... Friday...?
We've decided that next week's BYAMPOD will be a review of this Sunday's Roundhouse gig, so it might be up a day or so later than usual.
We'll get back to Sounds That Can't Be Made the following week. Also, we'll record a Writer's Club next week as well. The last one we recorded... disappeared somehow, which is annoying.
But.... we are looking at doing an ...
2023-11-24 11:16:24 +0000 UTC
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Morning, all. Happy Monday and all that.
As you’ve probably seen, we had a mostly successful Digi Level 2 shoot at the weekend. The only downside was that Gannon got ill during the filming, and had to sit out a big chunk of it.
On the plus side, this meant more for Sanja to do, but we will have to film a little bit extra to explain why he suddenly ran off in the middle of a scene! It should be seamless though; we managed to contrive something on set.
2023-11-20 10:51:25 +0000 UTC
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Here you go: 35 minutes more of us in Pluckley. Including the pub cat. There's some good stuff in here.
We'll see some of you (maybe?) in Derby tomorrow, and if you're not coming along... have an excellent weekend whatever you're doing.
2023-11-17 10:31:56 +0000 UTC
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Part three of our Sounds That Can't Be Made retrospective deals with the title track, Pour my Love, and Power. Also, we discuss which hypothetical sounds you wouldn't be able to make, and announce our charity single in support of Marillion's Pete Trewavas.
2023-11-16 14:00:53 +0000 UTC
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Ay-yi-yi! Sorry for being a bit quiet this week. I’ve been stuck in a script for days, while sort of simultaneously overseeing prep for Digi Level 2’s final bit of filming. It has been very intensive, and my brain is now squished, though slowly decompressing.
That said, I never know whether the frequent Patreon updates are more annoying for you than anything else… But never mind!
Anyhow: here’s a little video we filmed on the way home from Pluckley, talking with Dan Does a...
2023-11-16 10:24:15 +0000 UTC
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There's no way we can talk about Marillion's Sounds That Can't Be Made without discussing the epic track Gaza... and there's no way of discussing Gaza without discussing certain events that are happening right now in the Middle East. While we did our best to avoid controversy, and steer away from touchy subjects, you should know us better by now...
2023-11-10 14:38:38 +0000 UTC
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Hello gang.
So! We’re going to have a week off regular videos next week. It’s pretty clear that a regular weekly schedule makes it difficult for some of you to keep up with us – especially with the longer ones we’ve done recently.
Thus! A week or two left fallow is the plan, because I think our recent content deserves the best chance it can get to be seen. It was never going...
2023-11-09 12:33:46 +0000 UTC
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Pluckley in Kent is reportedly the most haunted village in the UK, but for the residents it's not the ghosts that are the biggest curse; the place is overrun with YouTubers, ghost hunters, and paranormal investigators... Digitiser spends the night - along with crafty special guest Dan Does!
2023-11-07 19:41:56 +0000 UTC
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Happy Sunday, gang. Yesterday, we spent a very pleasant afternoon being silly on stage. You'll get to hear the full nonsense on an upcoming episode of Cheapshow, but I thought you might like to have a read of the script for the little play we performed: The Beanus Story.
You can download the pdf of the script below.

2023-11-05 12:23:32 +0000 UTC
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The Digitiser YouTube channel has had a weird journey.
Originally, when Mr Biffo came out of premature retirement, I thought I’d just stick to doing what Mr Biffo always had done; write about video games. It was a safety net, a default position that didn’t really account for the fact I’d already said almost everything I wanted to say about games.
One day, while waiting outsid...
2023-11-02 17:47:46 +0000 UTC
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We've finally reached Sounds That Can't Be Made in our chronological journey through Marillion's albums. This one's a milestone for us, as it's Sanja's 'first' Marillion album. Before we properly get into things we've a lot to cover - gigs with Deep Purple, side projects, and *that* notorious argument...
2023-11-02 13:56:33 +0000 UTC
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Hello, Patrons! Thanks for being here for yet another month.
Sanja, Dan Does and I were away on Monday night – the night before Halloween – filming in Pluckley, supposedly the UK’s most haunted place.
It’s NOT an episode of Supernatural World, because it doesn’t have Eli or Gannon - they've been away recording in LA (alright for some) - and… well… we weren’t really there ...
2023-11-01 15:16:28 +0000 UTC
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We're back, BYAMtches! Again. And this time we're coming out swinging. We review our night seeing h Natural at The Crooked Billet, plus we take a look back at some of the mainstream newspaper reviews from 1989... How did the press react to the debut of the new boy?
And how did so many of them get it SO wrong...?!

2023-10-27 14:32:08 +0000 UTC
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