Oh no! Sorry if I worried you with my comments earlier. I want to reassure all of you who are worried about the future of BYAMPOD... don't be. It is coming back. Of course it is. We can't turn our back on something we love so much. We - well, I, really - just needed a bit of a break.
Aside from the Fish fallout, I'd been struggling a bit this past month, due to it being the one-year. anniversary of losing my dad, and a few other life things. After a heavy run of episodes, I didn't...
2023-10-25 20:00:06 +0000 UTC
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A few of you in the comments have mentioned weight off the back of my post this morning, so I thought I’d talk about it a bit more.
I, like many of you, have had a complicated relationship with my size. Obviously it’s something I’ve mentioned in recent videos (or on the outtakes), because they were all filmed over the same two days. It’s rare for me to have any real insecurity around my...
2023-10-25 15:14:01 +0000 UTC
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If you found the Sellafield video a tad on the heavy side, this is the perfect antidote.
it probably won’t be available to the general public for a few weeks, so this is proper early access; it’s just a brief one, about our hop over the border to visit Gretna Green. We made it to Scotland!
Just.
There’s some nice chatty stuff in there too. And we go in a maze.
We’ve been intending to do some shorter vids to sprinkle in among the longer ones; they don’t need t...
2023-10-25 10:02:12 +0000 UTC
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Hello, you lot.
Well, another week and no BYAMPOD. Sorry. Sanja came down with a foul cold at the end of last week, and I had a migraine on Friday, which wiped me out on Saturday too, after spending the afternoon at the solicitor's sorting out the (hopefully) last bits of my dad's paperwork. And then we had my mum on Sunday.
All the fun! Fingers crossed for this week.
Anyway. Here's the latest Digi; yes, despite last week's being an epic, we're putting out another this...
2023-10-24 10:22:09 +0000 UTC
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Here you go - 15 more minutes of our Excalibur adventure, plus a bonus few minutes from NEXT WEEK'S video where we visit Sellafield, and then go on one about feeling fat because we ate too much Cumbrian service station food.
2023-10-20 12:07:38 +0000 UTC
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Happy… Wednesday? I was stuck in a script the last couple of days, having edited over the weekend, so didn’t get a chance to do my usual Monday post. Worked until 10pm last night, and a bit knackered now, so taking it slightly easier today…
…By researching the next video we’re filming while Sanja syncs the sound on another of the ones we filmed last week.
You won’t have seen it, but when we were in the boat we got hit by the wake of another boat, my phone fell on...
2023-10-18 11:33:25 +0000 UTC
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Here we go! A brand new Digitiser epic! Yes: it's the one with the boat.
In our quest to find Excalibur, and discover the truth about King Arthur and his legendary sword, Sanja and I drove north to Cumbria. Our trip took us from the Yorkshire Dales, to Hadrian's Wall, and out onto the waters of The Lake District...
I just can't wait to be king!
Best of all, you won't have to wait as long for the next video; I've already started editing next week's one. And there's a th...
2023-10-16 16:06:48 +0000 UTC
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We’re home! Hooooo boy. Everyone alright? Good good. Seems like we’ve been away forever, even though we only left on Monday afternoon.
It feels like we packed a year into the past few days. We got a LOT done though; three whole videos (maybe four, depending on how long one turns out – footage for that ep alone is probably about four hours… maybe more) - barring (of course) the editing, and possibly a couple of extra bits. We’ll see what we think they need once we watch back th...
2023-10-13 14:19:57 +0000 UTC
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Sorry we weren’t able to get a BYAMPOD out this week. Life seems to be structured in such a way that if we dare to miss a day or two – such as last Thursday, for the h Natural gig – it throws everything into disarray. Also doesn't help if you're hungover the next day.
I’ll be honest… after the last few weeks, and some of the comments about us online, I think a week of BYAMPOD â€...
2023-10-09 11:52:05 +0000 UTC
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If you entered the draw for a postcard, all the winners have now have been notified by email. We'll do another one when we're away next week!
2023-10-07 17:10:44 +0000 UTC
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One of the new Patreon features allows creators to group their Patreon exclusive stuff into collections.
This is good, as it'll make life a lot easier for those of you who don't want Digi cluttering up their BYAMPOD, or vice-versa. Likewise for outtakes, Biffo's Brain, Writer's Club etc. Click on the 'Collections' link at the top of the main page to see all the content you want, all in one place.
2023-10-05 10:20:01 +0000 UTC
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Hola, Patrons.
Next week’s Digi FILMING should be interesting. Aside from an enormous amount of driving to get where we’re going, we’ve also rented a boat. Yes: us… driving an actual boat (not the boat pictured above).
I’ve written up about 5,000 words of research, which I will barely refer to in the finished episode. I like having facts on hand, and then not entirely memorising...
2023-10-05 09:56:01 +0000 UTC
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Hello gang.
Quick update on where we’re at and what’s coming up, as I’ve not spoken with you yet this week.
We were due to be filming on Wednesday, but we’ve postponed it because I had a full-on week so far with day job work, and I didn’t feel ready to film.
Part of the pressure is we’re away Thursday – seeing Marillion’s Steve Hogarth in concert, which will form the backbone of the next edition BYAMPOD. If you know where he’s playing you’ll probably know...
2023-10-03 20:16:50 +0000 UTC
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Here you go - 30 or so minutes more of our antics in Wiltshire.
2023-09-29 12:59:42 +0000 UTC
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We began this as an episode of the Writer's Club podcast, but it evolved into an episode very specifically about Digitiser - so we thought we'd share it with you all.
It's basically us discussing how we make our out-and-about videos - how much preparation do we do in advance? How much of them are scripted? What are 'gifts from The Universe'? It's all here!
Coming later for the upper tiers - just rendering/uploading now - are outtakes from our Wiltshire jaunt.
We're really ha...
2023-09-29 11:49:54 +0000 UTC
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The final part of our 13th Star trilogy of episodes finds us drawing a line under Fish's solo career, as we discuss what happens when the line becomes blurred between critic and artist, and artist and fan. It's not the review we'd planned, or wanted, to make, and in this episode we explain - in real-time - why that is.
2023-09-28 15:47:59 +0000 UTC
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Forgot to mention in this morning's Digi video post that we're doing a giveaway. If you'd like one of the signed postcards, leave a comment below and we'll pick one at random (using Sanja's inexplicably complicated system).
Right. I've flooded you with updates today, so I'll shut-up now.
2023-09-25 16:09:44 +0000 UTC
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Sorry this is late!
Once again, this isn't the episode we expected to make this week, but after receiving an email from Fish, it's also one we couldn't avoid. We also dig into what it was like to be at the 2007 Aylesbury reunion, and why it might not have been a good idea...
2023-09-25 12:38:12 +0000 UTC
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Suffice to say, this trip to Wiltshire did not turn out how we expected... The first 25 minutes are pretty serious by our standards. The last 40 minutes are ridiculous.
Even by our standards.
What was supposed to be a fun little visit around the county's most famous Neolithic attractions - Stonehenge, Avebury, Silbury Hill - turned into something darker, scarier, and much more intense, when we dig into the county's history of secret military installations and dark science......
2023-09-25 11:43:21 +0000 UTC
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Happy Monday!
BYAMPOD will be out, hopefully, later today - sorry you're not getting it early. We were running a bit late, because we were away last week filming, and then I was editing.
Despite a few of you voicing concerns that last week's drama might in some way put us off of BYAMPOD... worry ye not. We'll talk about it more when we record, but the Fish email honestly didn't real...
2023-09-25 08:33:16 +0000 UTC
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Morning again!
So, we've decided not to go to Aunty Donna tonight, and have been offered tickets to next Saturday's show, by some lovely people.
Therefore, we have two tickets going for free to tonight's show at the Eventim Apollo in Hammersmith. Starts at 8pm. Highly recommended. Very funny.
Free to the first person who says in the comments that they want them.
2023-09-22 07:53:51 +0000 UTC
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Morning, all!
So. Firstly… did you listen to the most recent BYAMPOD? Fish did!
Here’s the email he sent at midnight last night:
Dear Paul
I was pointed at your recent podcast 'orphan of Heartbreak' as a few fans were angry at your flippant and badly researched coverage of the '13th Star' period.
Yes you are correct you do not know me...
2023-09-22 06:59:25 +0000 UTC
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It’s the one-year anniversary of losing my dad tomorrow. Much of my family went to the Isle of Wight this week to scatter his ashes, but I didn’t want to go. Everyone is different, but it wasn’t how I wanted to remember him. My mum, bless her, totally understood.
Instead, we’re going away for a couple of days to Wiltshire to distract me. Ostensibly, it’s to film a very exciting Digi video, but also… I’m feeling … I dunno. A bit wobbly? I feel a need to be busy, and...
2023-09-19 12:52:06 +0000 UTC
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So. The Russell Brand thing.
I met Brand years ago. This was back when I was – for a brief time – hot property in adult TV comedy.
It seems surreal looking back now, that I might ever have been such a thing, but I was indeed being groomed for success (apologies for the choice of words). The BBC, Channel 4, ITV, Sky. It felt like everyone wanted to work with me. I was offered all...
2023-09-18 11:34:24 +0000 UTC
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Hi all.
Happy Saturday. Sanja's asked me to do a quick update for those of you who have ordered merch. Basically, she was caught up doing accounts this week, but all the merch will start shipping from next week. Thanks for hanging in there.
We also have a date and location for those of you waiting to hear about Digi Level 2 filming/set visits: October 28th, in Derby. More details to follow on Kickstarter.
P.
2023-09-16 08:16:47 +0000 UTC
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Well. Hmm. We weren't sure if we were going to put this one out. In the end, after reflecting on it all week, I've made some cuts. It might still end up being a controversial ep, even in this form, but we're taking the risk.
What started out intending to be an episode about Fish's one-off reunion with Marillion in 2007 turned into something a bit darker and more intense. We dig into the story behind the reunion and the inspiration for his 13th Star album. Unfortunately, there are ...
2023-09-15 13:48:31 +0000 UTC
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Sorry this wasn't up sooner. Now that I'm uploading in 4k, they take that much longer to export and upload. Worth it though, I think. Who wouldn't want to see all our creases, grey hairs, and wrinkles?
Anyhow. This is another high watermark in my book. We're loving doing these travelogue vids, especially now we're using the wireless mics, and I think they bring out the best (or worst) in us.
This time: Milton Keynes - the city built by the Illuminati!
2023-09-13 21:16:40 +0000 UTC
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HELL YEAH! I got my laptop back. This is the third screen this MacBook has had in six weeks. Let's see if this one survives.
Best of all, the Patreon post I was in the middle of when it died is still open (see below), and I now no longer have to struggle with Sanja's MacBook to finish editing this week's video.
It's turning out to be a bumper one - the ass...
2023-09-13 16:27:34 +0000 UTC
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Happy Monday, all.
While I wait for at least one of my laptops to be returned to me, working and intact, and capable of letting me edit video - while remaining stuck sharing Sanja’s faltering and underpowered MacBook - we’re doing what we can to keep moving.
Today we’re off to record another on-location video. Don’t know if it’ll be a Great British Day Out, as it’s ...
2023-09-11 09:22:53 +0000 UTC
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No Digi for you this week because... I was right in the middle of a really lovely, long, Patreon post last night about our recent trip to Cleethorpes, of all things, when my recently repaired MacBook Air... stopped working again.
Cue another trip to the Apple Store, and now no MacBook Air for at least another week. This will have a knock-on effect on our output until I get my hardware back... I've still not got my MacBook Pro back yet from its own repairs. So, back to sharing Sanj...
2023-09-08 14:36:27 +0000 UTC
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