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UPCOMING DIGI EP TITLE SEQUENCE TEST

Hey-yooooo. Sorry I've not managed to get any blog posts done of late. Been rather behind with... everything.

But... here's the title sequence from the upcoming zombie-themed ep as an exclusive for you. Unfortunate timing, in some respects, given what's going on in the world right now, but I've not referenced viruses anywhere - just "toxic waste" and "radiation", and... a few other more stupid things.

Beware: this video is stuffed full of flashing images.

2020-03-13 17:44:32 +0000 UTC View Post

NEXT WEEK'S VIDEO... TODAY!

Once again, the Digitiser Deluxe sound woes made this video a challenge. This time, as you'll see, my mic wasn't working, so I had to try and fix it in post. This is as good as I'm prepared to get it, given I've been working on the bloody thing since last week! 

It's a good video though, with us once again disappearing down the Kickstarter rabbit hole. Oh, and I went all-out with the Found Footage-y inserts in this one...

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ANIMATION TEST...

This - or version of it - will be in an upcoming ep. Thought you'd like to see a sneak peek, as you're my most treasured Patrons...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xBh2iguumGA 

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ALL THINGS DIGI - AN UPDATE

Hello, all. 

I've had a pretty mental start to the year, hence almost nothing on the website. 

I'm nearly back to a normal workload (I hope), but I've been scrabbling to finish my final three episodes of 4 O'Clock Club (yes: ever) which film in a couple of weeks. We've had an insanely tight pre-production schedule... and, coupled to that, the last few Digi videos had issues with the sound, which meant they took roughly twice as long to edit as normal.

I have to say...

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LAST ONE TO WATCH IS A ROTTEN EGG

Here's next week's video a whole week early. Finally managed to claw back some time after massive editing headaches with the previous two vids; this was, relatively speaking, a breeze. 

It features another appearance from Ash Frith, Eli's back from the dead, I wear make-up, and Gannon's in a particularly weird mood... oh, and a 100 year old egg gets eaten. 

I think you'll like it (the video, not the egg).

2020-03-05 19:47:02 +0000 UTC View Post

GOODBYE TO AN OLD FRIEND...

Ay-yi yi! 

So, in a couple of weeks, I'm going to be one kid's show down. 

CBBC's 4 O'Clock Club, which I've been working on as lead writer for almost 10 years, is finally coming to a close, and I'm just in the process of writing my final drafts of the last ever episodes. By the time the three-part finale airs, either later this year or early next, I'll have written something in the region of 60 half-hour episodes. I don't know the exact number.

I don't talk about ...

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THIS WEEK'S VIDEO - DEATH SPECIAL!

This... was a nightmare to edit. As you'll see, we lost several minutes of footage when all the cameras cut out. I had to come up with a creative solution... Hope you like it! It'll be up on Thursday for general consumption. As ever... please share the heck out of it, like it, comment, and yadda-de-doo.

Thanks for sticking with me for another month!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5rECvHoJ3i4 ...

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A NUMBERS GAME

Happy Friday! Early days, but the shift to Thursdays for new Digi videos seems to have helped. We've actually put on more subscribers than we've lost, for the first time in aaaaages, and the views have been really solid for the last three videos. Admittedly, it's only by three subscribers, and I might be tempting fate, but as I write this we've - right this second - got more subscribers on the channel than ever. 

The more structured focus for the eps helps, I'm sure. As do the more...

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EXCLUSIVE DELETED SCENE FROM DIGI

I'm in the process of editing next week's Digi episode, which is a blood-curdling DEATH SPECIAL, in which we commemorate the passing of Eli Silverman with a special quiz. I thought I'd share with you, my higher-tier lovelies, this unfinished sequence which has been edited out of it. For no good reason other than it slowed down the start.

In this, we discuss how Eli would like to be remembered, before talking about our own funeral plans. Featuring me, Gannon, Sanja, Sooz Kempner and Chri...

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KRAPSTARTER: REAL OR FAKE?

Here we go then. Episode 2 of Digitiser Deluxe - the video that has given me the biggest headache since, oooh, Digitiser the Show. 

But it's a damned good one, I think. Hope you all like it. Ash Frith is another excellent addition to our revolving line-up of special guests.

Next week's ep will be all about death, and once again features the excellent Sooz Kempner, on a team with Digi's resident musical maestro, Mr Christopher Jerden-Cooke.

2020-02-26 16:33:32 +0000 UTC View Post

NIGHTMARES IN SOUND

Morning all! 

I was hoping to have a new episode up for you yesterday, but... I've been having a nightmare with it. When we filmed last week, we did two days. On the first day, the excellent Chris Bullock came along to record the sound via lapel mics. Unfortunately, her professionalism butted up against my enthusiastic amateurism... and I had a repeat of the issues which plagued me when editing Digitiser The Show... where my attempts to "fix" the sound just made everything worse.&n...

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DIGITISER DELUXE - EPISODE 1 IS HERE!!!!

Here you go, kids. It's the first episode of our new series Digitiser Deluxe! Again, it's basically Digi, but with nicer lighting and some more legroom. Don't scare the horses!!!!

We'll be back behind the desk soon enough, but for now please enjoy one of the best videos we've ever put out, as Sooz Kempner joins us to sample prison food hack recipes!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DGjOS-zQJP0 ...

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DIGITISER DELUXE OPENING TITLES/PROMO PREVIEW VIDEO

It's weird, but as I start to edit the episodes that we're going to be calling Digitiser Deluxe... they're so slick and professional-looking that... I worry we might've lost a bit of what makes us uniquely Digitiser. Still, it's an experiment, and the trick now is losing none of that slickness, while also putting some of the visual chaos back into the episodes that I know you don't get anywhere else. 

Regardless, it's going to be VERY interesting to see how people respond to these ...

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DIGITISER DELUXE - BEHIND-THE-SCENES (SPOILERS)

2020-02-18 20:19:24 +0000 UTC View Post

WHAT IS DIGITISER DELUXE?

So... today we had our first day of filming our brand new show... DIGITISER DELUXE!! 

What is Digitiser Deluxe? Well, it's a whole new concept in entertainment, a new paradigm of... nah, it's just what we normally do, more or less, but... in a studio. 

Basically, we wanted to do some games and segments with more people than normal, so we needed more space. And as the studio will look different to where we normally film, I thought we should give these episodes a different...

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WARNING: THIS VIDEO IS CURSED!

Well, I think you're in for a treat with this one. 

Not only is it a bumper-length episode, not only is it a fun general knowledge quiz with two - count 'em, TWO - rounds about video games, not only does it feature me, Gannon, Sanja, and special guest Chris Bullock, but... well... if you watch one Digi video all the way through, please make it this one...

It was an enormous amount of work, and takes the kind of random, out-of-nowhere, left-turns that I think I do best. As a c...

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DIGITISER MINIS - NOW RATED PG-13!?

So, been doing a bit of thinking about the channel in recent weeks, and talking it through with Sanja. 

We've got an incredibly loyal core audience - sales of Digi Live certainly demonstrate that - but it has been telling that for the last couple of months we've been struggling to grow. In terms of new subscribers... we've absolutely flatlined. There's no other way to put it. For every few subscribers we gain, we lose a few. And it's starting to concern me. 

The last big...

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BIRDS ARE THE WORDS...

Hello all! Thought I'd share these with you. It's what I did with my Sunday. They're for an upcoming video, but I like them enough that they kind of work on their own without any context, and they're probably going to be a bit blink-and-miss-it in the video.

So, I give you... bird movies!

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NO MORE MR NICE BIFFO?

I had one of those weeks last week. As well as recovering from flu, which - in the way that flu does - has lasted more than two weeks, and is still hanging around, I ended up as the bad guy in a few people's eyes.

See, something I've never wanted to be was in charge. 

Years ago, when I had a proper job at Ladbrokes, I got promoted to a deputy manager position, quite without any real effort on my own part. I was the company's graphic designer - working on the graphics for thei...

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MR BIFFO'S MYSTERIOUS UPDATE

Planning has begun on Digitiser Live 2.0...! 

Sanja and I have been batting ideas around today, and putting together a rough running order. I've also been speaking with Gannon about some of the stuff we were talking about.

This might all change, but we're currently looking at giving the show a very (that's VERY) loose theme that'll take us through the history of gaming from the 70s to The Future. Segments will tie into that theme one way or another, but mostly... it'...

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MONSIEUR OMELETTE'S OMELETTE ANTS

So, to say thank you for so many buying Digi Live tickets... here's a little something, made with some musical assistance from the always excellent Chris Jerden-Cooke. No idea when or where this is going to go, but... well... it is what it is.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aal_UPP2MOY 

Sales have been steady - we're over a quarter sold, and obviously still have just under six months to go - ...

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DIGITISER LIVE - NEW PROMO!

This promo will be going live later today, once tickets go on general sale, but I thought you might want to see it early. For those of you who've yet to get a ticket... we've currently sold about a quarter of them via Patreon early access alone, so please don't miss out!

Here's the promo:

https://www.youtube.c...

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DIGITISER LIVE - TICKETS NOW ON SALE FOR PATRONS ONLY!

Here it is - your secret earlybird link for Digitiser Live tickets. This won't be made public for 24 hours, which gives you time to book before it's opened up to general admission.

This time you'll be required to bring your e-tickets with you, which should make life a little less hectic on the door.

Hope to see plenty of you there!

https://www.tickettailor.com/events/digitiser/347170...

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UPDATE FROM THE BRAIN OF BIFFO

Hello gang.

Thought I'd give you an update/braindump on where we're at. 

Digitiser Live tickets will, hopefully, go on sale this week. We're going to make them available to you Patrons first via a secret link. I'll give you notice as soon as it's up so keep your eyes out for the email.

We've started shipping rewards for Digitiser The Show, if any of you are eligible for those. I have to say, it's an enormous relief to finally start getting them off my plate. They've bee...

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SOMETHING FOR THE WEEKEND...

New video for you! Not sure when this one will go out, but you're getting it early regardless. It is... bonkers.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7rGzeBhMaW8 


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DIGITISER LIVE 2.0 - JULY 25TH 2020!

So, we can now reveal the date for this year's Digitiser Live spectacular: Saturday July 25th. Tickets will be £20, which I know is more than last time, but we're risking a bit more, given that last time it was paid out of the Kickstarter fund. £10 was extremely low, I'm sure you'll agree, for a three hour show, plus Chunky Fringe, and I ended up delving into my own pocket to pay for everything (as did David Walford for CF). 

I hope you'll appreciate that £20 is still at the low...

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BIFFO'S 10 COMMANDMENTS - PART 3

3. DON'T FEEL THE PRESSURE TO SOCIALISE IF YOU DON'T WANT TO

I've got so much better at saying no as I've gotten older, and way better at not doing things I don't want to do. You can't avoid it all, of course; we still have to, y'know, sometimes do stuff that we'd rather not be doing in order to earn money, or because we've got domestic responsibilities. We still have to pay our taxes and whatnot.

But I used to feel a pressure to socialise much more than I do now....

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BIFFO'S 10 COMMANDMENTS - PART TWO

6. IT’S OKAY TO GIVE UP ON SOMEONE

I’ve been in a situation where I’ve spent a long time trying to help somebody who ultimately didn’t want the help. Or, at least, wasn’t being helped by my trying to help.

It’s tangential to what I was saying about rescuing – and charity and kindness being actually quite selfish acts at their core – but it’s more about not wasting your life. That might sound cruel, but when I’ve certainly had friends who were i...

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THE NEW NEW AVENGERS!

For... reasons, I've changed up the order of the vids. So, instead of the latest magic one going out this weekend, it'll be this brand new super-hero-themed episode. I think it's one of the best ones we've done. 

And that now makes it three videos you've seen before the rest of the world. That's surely worth your 70p a month!?!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OC9ZQ8W_up8 

2020-01-24 17:38:37 +0000 UTC View Post

WHAT'S COMING UP...!

Hello all. Apologies for those of you waiting on the second part of my 10 Commandments. Filming and editing this week has put me a bit behind with the day job, and I'm also trying to finish off the Digi The Show DVDs. 

It's coming though!

Thought I'd give you a bit of an update on how filming went this week, and give you a few hints of what's coming up.

It was a strange session; I was coming down with a cold/sore throat - which I seem to have fought off - and didn't fee...

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