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Big Red Wolf, page 2.

Teenage angst is the angstiest.

Poppy Pup, page 2.

My invitation to a cozy little home orgy was withdrawn at the last minute, once. When I'd already taken my clothes off. Quite the awkward situation. Good thing I'd had plenty of experience in dealing with rejection, or I'd have felt really hurt.

EDIT: As Perfesser Bear pointed out, all characters in these stories are well over the Age of Consent. And, folks? If you're trying to hurt real, breathing people for drawing funny-animals having fun in bed, there is something badly wrong wi...

Bury your Dead, page 3.

Father Time allows no do-overs. Past to Future is strictly a one-way street. All your "If only I had done this differently!" will get ya is depression.

Never Wrong, part 6.

First, Savage tries to do it the easy way.

Every day, my good wife gets a little stronger. I can't wait to have her home!

Never Wrong, part 5.

Rumbolt might be just a l-i-iiitle bit cynical. 

In spouse-in-the-hospital type news, Traci is out of the ICU, and in the physical therapy ward. We hope to have her home in a week or less, knock on wood!

Never Wrong, part 4.

I like Savage and Rumbolt's communication method. Even if you don't score any useful info, you still come out of it with tasty snacks.

Big Red Wolf, page 1.

I tell ya, there's few things less appealing than a miser magician. But hey, at last a Teeka page I can safely mark "Public".

Poppy Pup, page 1.

New Sunday story to keep ya while I finish inking and coloring the new Teeka stories. I'm having fun hanging out with Teeka, Dr. Dee and the ole Forest crew again - it's a bit like coming home.

Bury Your Dead, page 2.

After the big boom, there is always the aftermath.

Never Wrong, part 3.

This wasn't supposed to happen - why did it?

   In personal news, my good wife is in the hospital due to a (hopefully minor) stroke caused by until-now undiagnosed high blood pressure. Full recovery prospects are good, but I'm still a little stressed by this event. 

   Have regular checkups, my droogs - preventive medicine beats the pants off dashes to the emergency room.

Never Wrong, part 2.

Don't get cocky, Savage. Shooting someone in the face doesn't always end your problems.

....And while I know that violence is accepted far better than sex in today's America, I'm still gonna leave this Patrons Only. Afterall, it does show a man getting his mouth penetrated...

Never Wrong, part 1.

The new adventure starts off with a bang! A lot of closely-spaced bangs, actually.

Princes, page 8.

Those who can afford the best are not necessarily otherwise worthy of it.

Preggo Farm page.

A client was generous enough to give me permission to post the commission I drew for him on here. Can you guess what his fetish is?

   But yes, it was nice of him, no? And worry not - if you order a commission from me, I will never post it unless I have your explicit permission beforehand. I'm not in the business of publicly embarrassing my kind clients, OK?

   And while I'm on the subject, if you've been thinking of hitting me up for a commish, now is a goo...

Bury Your Dead, page 1.

Welp....unconscious in a ditch beats dead in a ditch.

Fred Perry HJ roughs.

Did I ever mention that at one point, I almost fanboyed Fred Perry (of Gold Digger fame) into doing art for a Happy Jack adventure?

   Fred's a super cool guy. Right up there with Carl Barks as the classiest cartoonists I've ever met.

   I still have the thumbs for the Happy Jack caper you see excerpted above. It'll get drawn (by me!) at long last, maybe next year?

Happy Jack proportions.

I prefer to start new stories on Mondays (No, it's not rational, I know). So this Friday, I'm posting an oddity that fell out of my Happy Jack file - a sketch showing the comparative heights of the main characters.

*Sigh* - And it has to be "Patrons Only" because of Jan's nipples. How stupid is that?

Children of their Fathers, part 64.

And that wraps up "Children of their Fathers". So what next? We haven't seen the Mink since "Damsels to the Rescue"...time for a new chapter in her saga?

   But first, a short, but maybe not so sweet Savage Squirrel tale, "Never Wrong" because I've already got half of it drawn.

Children of their Fathers, part 63.

Hurting bad guys is fun, but helping the "ordinary" people is what makes a real hero in my eyes.

Princes, page 7.

In Sperm Wars, there are no....losers?

Genre Control, page 6.

....Aaaand that wraps up this little clump of cheap gags. Next, I think I might run the adventures of Poppy Pup at camp Precocio.

   They're already in color, and that'll give me time to, one, run the Big Red Wolf and Drecca stories in the Teeka dessert slot, so people will know who they are when they appear in the "Big Boys and Girls Card Game" story. Two, I can get the new Teeka stories colored in, so they're ready to go. Even flat colors like you see above require hours of wo...

Stories, page 16.

The fumes in Herman's tank finally run out.

Children of their Fathers, part 62.

Yeah, this punishment consists more of sitting in front of a computer and tapping keys than (the much more satisfying) punching bad guys in the face. But that's how the world works, these days.

Children of their Fathers, part 61.

No, this is not just so Happy Jack can personally enrich herself. Keep watching.

Children of their Fathers, part 60.

I don't know if I'd share Sherman's wish: If Happy Jack shows up, that likely means that heavy corporate crimes are going on. And those can be a real pain for us mere mortals to deal with. The Mafia wishes they were as well organized as the corporadoes.

Princes, page 6.

QUICK SURVEY:

I'm writing/drawing a couple of new Teeka stories. One of 'em is descriptively named as "The Big Boys and Girls Weekly Card Game". A passel of big boys and girls are playing strip poker at Dr. Dee's. The boys are Dr. Dee, the Big Red Wolf and a mysterious masked colt. So far, the girls are Teeka, Drecca, Spena and the Inspector.

   But I think there's room for a couple-three more girls, and maybe one more male. So what character would my readers most like to ...

Genre Control, page 5.

I'm not fond of vampires. They're some of the most annoying monsters in fiction. "What could be sexier than a 190-pound leech hanging off the side of your neck?"

"-I know! If it was also a rotting corpse, animated by bullshit magic!"

Stories, page 15.

A concussion can scramble the little details you must keep track of to make good decisions.

Children of their Fathers, part 59.

Yeah, see, Sherman doesn't look like that just because I'm too lazy to come up with a new design for a rat protagonist.

Yay! Your pledges were not in vain!

I was sending Patreon daily messages about my frozen pay-out. Yesterday's contained this:

"  This is the second business day where I have received no answer to my desperate query. Guess I'll send one a day, until someone finally deigns to look at this e-mail account.
I found a phone number for Patreon. It connected to a voicemail that said to send you an e-mail. No other options at all. So, for all practical purposes, it is not a phone number.
Are you seriously...